Post Your Worst NIL Endorsements Here

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  1. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Better than Burrow last year good.
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    “I consider myself a good neighbor” got me good.

     
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  2. John McGuirk

    John McGuirk member of the blue tiger club
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    Go ahead and shut the damn thread down guys

     
  3. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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  4. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Better than Burrow last year good.
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    Jamesjangles? Bojamegles?
     
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  5. BellottiBold

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    Omg I hadn't even considered all of these individual insurance agents lmao this is gonna be wild
     
  6. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Better than Burrow last year good.
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    “Hi, John Smith, punter and holder for the Florida Gators, here. When our kicker lines up for a field goal or extra point, he relies on me to catch the snap and put him in a position to succeed. He knows he’s in good hands with me, just like I know you’re in good hands with Allstate and the Bob Jones Insurance Team at 42069 Archer Road in Gainesville!”
     
  7. bertwing

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    Welp
     
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  8. Boo MFer!

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    Fuck.
     
  9. Boo MFer!

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  10. Saul Shabazz

    Saul Shabazz Bill Clark can you save us?
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    Bill looks confused by Bryce's shorts
     
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  11. Tiffin

    Tiffin GOATs
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    I dont want to be a dick but isn't half of his story with this dog that it got out and he lost the dog then was later reunited. Guy needs better fences or isn't very attentive.
     
  12. bertwing

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    I have no idea tbh

    had a husky when I was growing up and that dude dug and got out and ran around like a mad man quite often.
     
  13. Boo MFer!

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  14. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  15. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Better than Burrow last year good.
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  16. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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  17. Boo MFer!

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    This one is interesting.
     
  18. Saul Shabazz

    Saul Shabazz Bill Clark can you save us?
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    I guess it worked

    Coulda sworn the Panthers hadn't been a franchise in like 20 years
     
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  19. Kirk Fogg

    Kirk Fogg "Tell them what they've won Olmec!"
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    #Louisville Cardinals Assistant AD sent a note to all UofL athletes to cease any NIL activities with Barstool Sports.

     
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  20. Boo MFer!

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    Word on the street is that the Dr. Pepper folks were torn between DJ and Dump but ultimately went with DJ.

     
  21. BellottiBold

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    Ughhhhhh DIE FANSVILLE.

    D I E.
     
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  22. BudKilmer

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    DISTANCE WAS NOT A FACTOR FOR DJU
     
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  23. Dump

    Dump Death is the Ultimate Gift
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    I have decommitted from Dr Pepper

    please respect my decision

    #NotMyPepper
     
  24. BellottiBold

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    ok ok I see you but fr, we're talking about WHAT ABJECT TRASH FANSVILLE IS RN SIR
     
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  25. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    Hes not even the best QB from his HS
     
  26. Saul Shabazz

    Saul Shabazz Bill Clark can you save us?
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    Kyle prolly on sidelines reading romance novels and shit just like the Mox
     
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  27. Boo MFer!

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    Team Coke Zero would gladly take you, friend.
     
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  28. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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    I follow recruiting so little now I was unfamiliar with Ewers' hair.

    :laugh:
     
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  29. killerwvu

    killerwvu Restoring WVU's E-Rep 1 Post At A Time
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  30. poor paul

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  31. Truman

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    Eat your hearts out Nebraska
     
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  32. BellottiBold

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    lol that's great tweeting
     
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  33. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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  34. Hogview

    Hogview Fan of the Green board, Razorbacks
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    What was it?
     
  35. bertwing

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    Devo Davis promoting grease monkey oil changes
     
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  36. Boo MFer!

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    Lol fucking Zaxby’s is the worst.

     
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  37. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I have doubles of every classic car
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    I wonder what those rings are from?
     
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  38. billdozer

    billdozer Well-Known Member
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    Clemson/Georgia will be like the Outback Bowl between Bojangles and Zaxby's. The winning team gets fried chicken from their sponsor.
     
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  39. Dildo Dawgins

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    Got to imagine one of them is a Chick-fil-A Peach Bowl championship ring.
     
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  40. Boo MFer!

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    SHOTS FIRED IN THE CHICKEN WARS.
     
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  41. billdozer

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    If we can get Popeyes in there and we'll have a stew going.
     
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  42. Dildo Dawgins

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    Glad to know our guy is opposed to LGBTQ hate mongerers.
     
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  43. Boo MFer!

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    Need someone to snag a deal with the country’s best fast food chicken: PDQ.
     
  44. Dump

    Dump Death is the Ultimate Gift
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  45. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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    :edmond:
     
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  46. Boo MFer!

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    It’s trash.
     
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  47. Tiffin

    Tiffin GOATs
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    He's right.
     
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  48. dblplay1212

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