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There is already at least several apps for that as I tested out a few a while back when I was having GI issues.

 

There was an OG apple app that allowed you to enter your height/weight/age and how many oz’s of specific alcohols you’d drank over a period of time, and it would calculate your BAC and how long your body would take to get below the legal limit to drive…and then had a connection that would connect you to a local taxi company for a ride home if needed (and maintained a directory of DUI lawyers in your area…)

 

Was only a matter of time…

 

Every time I go to Chili’s I always promise myself I’m not getting the fajitas again, but then…

 

Fagitas are trash but that’s wun hunnert *the point

 

That's a really bad sign.

 

Please tell me that’s just a typo and not some kind of pathetic, homophobic slur. Made at fajitas no less.

 

Fuh*gee*tuhs, buddy. No hate in my heart!

 

Why on earth would someone associate a Tex-mex dish with being homosexual

 

Glad you’re not a wierdo homophobe, but there are a lot of weirdo homophobes out there, and spelling it the way you did was very sus.

 

Fair enough

 

I watched a documentary on him earlier this year. Couldn’t finish it. The audio recordings of him saying what he wanted to do to kids. Horrifying stuff.

 

Cool entrance for darts.

 

Attending this event would have me drinking like an undergrad on a fall Tallahassee Saturday again.

 

This guy ended up losing but I'll have a link at 2:15pm ct tomorrow

 

Yeah I’m not gonna sit here and watch my boy be dragged by some of these outrageous takes.

 

God damn, I know professional darts is insanely popular there but they have actual cheerleaders now and in no other major UK sports.

 

tomorrow should be electric

Luke littler going for his 1st ever ship

 

I remember him only because he's 17 and looks like a 30 year old. Even the Dutch guy that is very good looks extremely British-pub-husky.

 

He made the ship last year and lost.

Revenge time against MVG

 

Gotta be because darts are mainly beer leagues and guys on barstools love women.

 

singing > whatever it is we do

 

Not even MONSTER branded. What a ripoff

 

Give me gold plated or give me death

 

I'm more concerned over the price of the surge protector. My 50kA whole house surge breaker only cost $100.

 

Big Al's Pizzeria being Halal got me.

 

More like Big Halal’s amirite

 

17 years old

 

can't even legally drink in a pub, yet he is the best darts player? what happened to the game I love?

 

What the hell was the position on his last two dart throws? That was outside the outer ring.

 

Huh? First one was out, a miss. Second one was in to clinch.

 

Ohhh, okay I'm dumb as shit. I though the second one hit the spot where it says triple and it counted for something.

 

Going down a darts rabbit hole

 

"Elves are getting bigger"

 

Thank you devine for the weather report

 

Holy shit. Not sure what’s ironic, but it’s sure racist as fuck.

 

There’s a reason GoodForAnother learned german