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  1. chuckmasterflex

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    Hell yeah that’s the stuff
     
  2. pearl

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  3. TheFreak55

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  5. ned's head

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    I was able to take the skills learned from this post and apply it to the next one
     
  6. Clown Baby

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    Imagine you’re a penalty kick away from a championship and your star player shanks it because their BBL shifts mid-kick
     
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  7. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Did I just see a Jimmy Buffet fan face fucking a lady bound to a ladder?
     
  8. Clown Baby

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    You can’t tie that guy to Jimmy but also it’s a pic with a deeper meaning
     
  9. kinghill

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    link please
     
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  10. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    if you open the tweet youll also get to see dave mustaine getting blown by dee snider while shooting skag
     
  11. wes tegg

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  12. chuckmasterflex

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  13. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Icymi this is the one she did during hurricane season.



    I think I fell to the floor the first time I watched this one
     
  14. The Blackfish

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    I work at a manufacturing plant in rural Alabama and yeah this is pretty spot on. Amazing how many things are the fault of the Democrats.
     
  15. The Blackfish

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    No use arguing with them. It defies logic. Any counter argument is a Dem fabrication, fake news. I call it eternal sunshine of the smooth brain
     
  16. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I love how Democrats intentionally try to kill their own liberal voters, as if that is actually a bad thing to these people's beliefs anyways.
     
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  17. Owsley

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    Bear was likely euthanized after becoming habituated because of idiots like this. Not funny imo.
     
  18. Shinzon

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    Obviously that would be horrible. But it also could’ve hopped back down and been on its way. Which happens every day in those Tennessee cabin Airbnbs.
     
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  19. Owsley

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    Hopped back down to go to the next cabin to look for more humans because humans now equal food. There’s no positive outcome for that bear.
     
  20. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    How often do they really euthanize black bears though? There's tons of videos of black bears going up to people trying to get food.
     
  21. Shinzon

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    Or it wasn’t hunting humans, just smelled what they were cooking, and was comfortable enough to go up to the cabin. :idk:

    Those Airbnbs have padlocks on their trash cans because black bears come up and raid them all the time. They know cabins are a food source.
     
  22. fish

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    What did they do wrong? It looks like a family that rented a cabin and went outside to watch a bear that came ambling up to their place. Are you saying that their calling to him "habituated" the bear?
     
  23. Owsley

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    Yes, going outside and encouraging the bear to come closer to you is habituating it, then once it crosses the threshold and finds all the food up there humans have become impressed on it. It’s a textbook video of how not to interact with wildlife.
     
  24. Owsley

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    Rummaging through trash and having humans encourage you to interact with them aren’t remotely in the same stratosphere of problematic behavior for bears.
     
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  25. Shinzon

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    I wasn’t justifying or condoning their behavior. The video itself is funny. Any harm to animals (or people) obviously isn’t. Didn’t think that we needed to make that jump. But since we did, then we can all definitely agree on that.
     
  26. Owsley

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    People being incapable of simply enjoying nature and letting it be is something I can’t reconcile with. We’ve done everything possible to make life as difficult as possible for wildlife yet they still find ways to survive, and even thrive, when left alone and given a chance. But in the age of clicks, people cross the line of what’s acceptable when interacting with megafauna in particular far too casually, and the outcomes are more often than not tragic. Just a friendly biologist’s PSA.
     
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  27. DirtBall

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    That bear is cute
     
  28. ned's head

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    Was cute. Dead now
     
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    RIP. Gone but not forgotten.
     
  30. Hank Scorpio

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    So I can't pet that dog?
     
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  31. DirtBall

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    I guess it’s better to put the bear down now before it picks up a coke addiction. Huge crisis area in the bear community from what I’ve seen.
     
  32. fish

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    Melissa McCarthy made this exact same joke while presenting at the Golden Globes on Sunday.
     
  33. DirtBall

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    Not surprised. She’s been stealing my material for years.
     
  34. Shinzon

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  35. Carl Brutananadilewski

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    Martha Stewart getting crunk
     
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  36. pez

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    probably more often than polar bears
     
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  37. DirtBall

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    Eli trying to dunk but he has him as “ARCHIE MANNING” instead of dad/grandpa as the contact name

     
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  38. wes tegg

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    Everyone but my mom is Firstname / Lastname in my phone.
     
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  39. tspa

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    A lot. At least around GSMNP. If a bear approaches people at all, and it can be located again and identified, they euthanize it. They want the bears scared of people to keep both the bears and people safe. Bears that are not afraid of people are more likely to hurt people. These people drawing the bear near to them did the opposite of what is best for the bear.
     
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    My wife gives me grief that she's still her maiden name in my phone. Way too much work to change
     
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  41. Owsley

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    My wife didn’t take my name because she’s an independent woman :diamondjoe:
     
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  44. Fat Drunk & Stupid

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    My wife didn't want to take my name. I told her I didn't want to wear a ring.


    She took my name.
     
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    What a self own
     
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  47. Walter Melon

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    is this what you did?