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  1. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    I need a drug that turns me into a person without empathy so I won’t be bothered by the death spiral of our society.
     
  2. roggins

    roggins Butcher of Bakersfield & Chris Gaines impersonator
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    Keep watching FSU football and you’ll get there. Mix in some UF football if you need to occasionally smile.
     
  3. Hego Voss

    Hego Voss BAAAAAA... "Hey! Shush"

    Until the AI pharmacists work it out, abusing adderall will get you on your way. Changes your brain chemistry and will slowly zap the personality out of you. The longer you continue the less empathy you will feel. The less anything you will feel. Except maybe sweaty and like you always have to poop. But def less empathy.
     
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  4. fattus

    fattus Well-Known Member
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    Meth?
     
  5. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    That’s good insight, my fiancée was thinking of getting on Adderall but I’ve never looked into the dark side of it. Perhaps not.
     
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  6. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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  7. Hego Voss

    Hego Voss BAAAAAA... "Hey! Shush"

    If you love her and want the relationship to last then do not let her start. Women get addicted more often than men because it has an appetite suppressing benefit. That, combined with the energy boost when first starting, tends to lead to weight loss. Then the mental connection of “if I stop then I’ll gain weight.” But it affects sleep greatly and leads to irritability and unnecessary anger. You will fight A LOT more than you do now. That is a guarantee. And worst of all, it significantly reduces libido. So your sex life will take the biggest hit.

    Also it is literally amphetamine salt. So prescription meth. She likely wouldn’t do meth (I hope) so make sure she understands the connection. It’s the same as heroin to oxys.
     
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  8. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Better than Burrow last year good.
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    I haven’t smiled watching UF football in weeks.
     
  9. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Better than Burrow last year good.
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  10. Boom TittyMilk

    Boom TittyMilk User Formerly known as Big R
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    Blue dynamap
     
  11. Jimmy Mac

    Jimmy Mac I can’t dance but I can throw the pill
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    Blue bottle cap
     
  12. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    Blue light up pumpkin wand.
     
  13. Mr Bulldops

    Mr Bulldops If you’re juiceless, you’re useless
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    I mean why not? People microdose LSD, shrooms, weed, and so on. Why not microdose some meth too?
     
  14. Mr Bulldops

    Mr Bulldops If you’re juiceless, you’re useless
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  15. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    grey mouse (the one for my laptop). Kinda bad ass
     
  16. CaneKnight

    CaneKnight FSU Private Board's Fav Poster
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    White mouse
     
  17. beerme

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    Navy controller, that would be some superpower
     
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  18. Chumbolone

    Chumbolone Wigglin’ my toes on a mink rug…
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  19. hensleya

    hensleya I Pick Things Up and Put Them Down
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    Black Lego man. Y’all are fucked.
     
  20. The Fuck Lion

    The Fuck Lion Well-Known Member
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  21. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Maroon boppy pillow yeah that algorithm don't work
     
  22. goheels10

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    Brown diaper … I don’t like this game
     
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  23. blotter

    blotter Aristocratic Bum
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    shirtless night stand
     
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  24. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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  25. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Brown pocket door
     
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  26. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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  27. Joe Withabee

    Joe Withabee PS I have sifulus
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    Blue Yeti Cup of Vodka Soda Lime
     
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  28. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Grey Dumbbell. Sounds about right
     
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  29. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    Grey Jack but I’d probably spell it Greyjack.
    (Why are so many of us wearing grey shirts?)
     
  30. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    were afraid to commit
     
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  31. HotMic

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    Gray Lamp
     
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  32. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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  33. poor paul

    poor paul Well-Known Member
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    not sure if my super power is racism or putting people to sleep.
     
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  34. fattus

    fattus Well-Known Member
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    Blue pillow!
     
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  35. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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  36. seanofthedead86

    seanofthedead86 Well-Known Member
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  37. TableKnight

    TableKnight Go Knights
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    Grody
     
  38. The Goat

    The Goat Well-Known Member
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    Now just waiting for someone to say Pink Sock.
     
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  39. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    Pink Sock
     
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  40. TableKnight

    TableKnight Go Knights
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  41. jbr

    jbr Well-Known Member
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    Deez nuts
     
  42. Sir Patrick Stewart

    Sir Patrick Stewart ⍉⍉⍉⍉
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    Which ones do you mix to get Deez?
     
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  43. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
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    Blue Svedka
     
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  44. Mr Bulldops

    Mr Bulldops If you’re juiceless, you’re useless
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    Came back to this thread and had forgot about the super hero name thing. Reading through these new posts was highly confusing and made me think I was having a stroke for a minute
     
  45. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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  46. shaolin5

    shaolin5 Well-Known Member
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    I honestly had to Google "cis"

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  47. Nandor the Relentless

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    Blue mini fridge
     
  48. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Why the fuck was almost everyone wearing blue shirts yesterday?
     
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