Steve Sarkisian will be a MASSIVE failure at Texas

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  1. texasraider

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    KState is the coach killer. Not Kansas
     
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  2. HowdyHorns

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    Charlie Strong questions this theory.
     
  3. Redav

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    I love the old timey adage that insanity like that is actually good.
     
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  4. Rabbit Angstrom

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    Iron sharpens iron! Old school Midwest basketball coach shit

    Conveys a total lack of respect and frankly seems like a horrible way to have whatever message resonate with any age group, but especially college kids
     
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    Every team I was ever on kids would laugh when a coach pulled one of those. Maybe blame the coach for doing something ridiculous instead of players for rightly laughing at it. Idk maybe teach them how to play better.
     
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  7. AbeFroman

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    The response probably depends on how often that guy yells like that. It becomes white noise at some point.
     
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  9. steamengine

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    I think it was Steven Godfrey who said the Sark era is starting to look like the Herman era on 6x speed.
     
  10. Redav

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    In all honesty I'm kinda of the opinion you can't tell a whole lot about the trajectory of a program in a coach's first year.
     
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  11. dome foam

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    Works for Kirby
     
  12. Gallant Knight

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    I knew after 15 minutes that Chad Morris wouldn’t last 3 years
     
  13. steamengine

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    Typically I would agree but when guys aren’t lasting through the end of year three a rough year one is hard to overlook.
     
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    Wins and losses don't tell much IMO. But organizational and communication skills can be pretty telling. At least from the perspective of someone who had a front row seat to Derek Mason's first year at Vandy
     
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    I don't think that is actually what works for Kirby. It's prob the 20+ 5 stars.
     
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  16. dome foam

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    How do we get 20+ 5 stars like Georgia? We need that. Can Texas just buy Georgia?
     
  17. Shunface

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    I would stop firing coaches every three years. Coaching changes are the only years y’all haven’t finished top 10 in recruiting.
     
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  19. Gallant Knight

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    Kansas just ran it right at Texas for a touchdown drive

    keep doing that
     
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  20. Gallant Knight

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    Uh Texas turnover

    Kansas about to win for the first time ever in Austin
     
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    Let's go Kansas

    Be sure you stand for that racist song after the L, Sark
     
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    Big one tonight, fellas
     
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  23. Tex

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    Kansas had 2 WR wide open in the back of the end zone lol. This D is terrible.
     
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  25. Redav

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    Imagine how badly they'd be losing if that one coach didn't lose his mind on the team bus
     
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  26. Not William

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    Wow, Texas really sucks this year. I thought they sucked before, but now they REALLY suck.
     
  27. Tobias

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    not sure why bean was ever starting this dude is so much better
     
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  28. Tobias

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    this kansas qb is legit really good
     
  29. Pelican

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  32. Tex

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    Haha wow
     
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  34. Tobias

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    lmfao
     
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  36. PrinceWimbley

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    Come on back Sark. You’ll be safe here.
     
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    this is a shit show
     
  38. Tobias

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  39. Gallant Knight

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    How was this kid not starting all year.

    he starts at like 70 schools
     
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    ROCK CHALK
     
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  41. GoodForAnother

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    which makes it very funny he didn’t start until they lost two QBs last week
     
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  42. Tobias

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    they may be sniffing bowl contention with him. that’s at least a win against duke and i assume something other random big12 win and you’re at least at 3 wins with 3 left
     
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  43. Gallant Knight

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    He is legit good
     
  44. Tobias

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    yeah like he’s running through multiple progressions and shit

    bean may as well pack his room and transfer tonight
     
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  46. bigred77

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    UT definitely needs to give Sark about 5 more years to get his players in there
     
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  49. Tex

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    The aggy that runs the RedditCFB Twitter is absolutely beating off to this
     
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