stupid shit you see on ESPN

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  1. ths

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    #1 ths, Aug 23, 2012
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  2. Bruce Wayne

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    This thread will rival the DBL one in terms of stupid things said
     
    #2 Bruce Wayne, Aug 23, 2012
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  3. HOOSINSC

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    sportscenter
     
    #3 HOOSINSC, Aug 23, 2012
  4. Corky Bucek

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    Anything that comes out of the mouths of Stephen A. Smith and Skip Bayless.
     
    #4 Corky Bucek, Aug 23, 2012
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    #5 snowfx2, Aug 23, 2012
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  6. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Anytime UCLA plays on Thursday night football.
     
    #6 Daniel Ocean, Aug 23, 2012
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  7. brobson

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    Lol at the tebow thing. I love how it says "report:".

    It's unconfirmed guys but we heard Tebow threw a ball into a trash can. On purpose!
     
    #7 brobson, Aug 23, 2012
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  8. lazy bum

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    thread could end up being the longest on the board.
     
    #8 lazy bum, Aug 23, 2012
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  9. Jigga

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    Everything
     
    #9 Jigga, Aug 23, 2012
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  10. tp819

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    Chris Berman's face
     
    #10 tp819, Aug 23, 2012
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  11. fucktx

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    #11 fucktx, Aug 23, 2012
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  12. prerecordedlive

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    Anything that isn't college football with the TV muted is stupid shit on ESPN.
     
    #12 prerecordedlive, Aug 23, 2012
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  13. dallasdawg

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    #13 dallasdawg, Aug 23, 2012
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  14. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    In about two months, this thread should own "espn sucks" on google

    heavy competition though
     
    #14 fsugrad99, Aug 23, 2012
  15. Tobias

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    ESPN is a fucking joke and I hate myself whenever I watch it even if it's just for a live game.
     
    #15 Tobias, Aug 23, 2012
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  16. ACEDGOD

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    Just assumed this meant he was playing catch with Sanchez
     
    #16 ACEDGOD, Aug 23, 2012
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  17. John Blutarsky

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    They didn't report it was on purpose.
     
    #17 John Blutarsky, Aug 23, 2012
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  18. ruteelrice

    ruteelrice I been rolling in that purple
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    Simple question but if Vick was really white and they made his face black wouldn't shit hit the fan?
     
    #18 ruteelrice, Aug 23, 2012
  19. Seavie

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    :laugh:
     
    #19 Seavie, Aug 23, 2012
  20. Longhairdntcare

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    Tie knot claimed Felix jones was a power back and the cowboys already has a back to run between the tackles. They need a fast back
     
    #20 Longhairdntcare, Aug 23, 2012
  21. NWestGator

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    #21 NWestGator, Aug 23, 2012
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  22. 20/20/20/20

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    a) this is really gay
    b) if you are going to do this, Donovan McNabb? really?
     
    #22 20/20/20/20, Aug 23, 2012
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  23. Jalen Rose

    Jalen Rose I'll allow it.
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    i know. we should totally have a thread on it.
     
    #23 Jalen Rose, Aug 23, 2012
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  24. BhamBammer

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    #24 BhamBammer, Aug 23, 2012
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  25. Moxin24

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    :roll: We do that drill with our HS QBs. Last year my JV QB did it 10 out of 20 tries. Get that fucker on ESPN, stat.
     
    #25 Moxin24, Aug 23, 2012
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  26. 2

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    From what I understand, they had an employee on staff who "allegedly" murdered three hookers at SMU.
     
    #26 2, Aug 23, 2012
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  27. SW Florida Buckeye

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    #27 SW Florida Buckeye, Aug 23, 2012
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  28. broXcore

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    #28 broXcore, Aug 23, 2012
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  29. Jake Barnes

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    Five, son. Five. I know this is a thread about ESPN, but we need to ensure that events are reported accurately.
     
    #29 Jake Barnes, Aug 23, 2012
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  30. broXcore

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    #30 broXcore, Aug 23, 2012
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  31. BellottiBold

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    Doris doesn't deserve that treatment...
     
    #31 BellottiBold, Aug 23, 2012
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  32. NCHusker

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    wouldn't Kobe technically be an omnivore?
     
    #32 NCHusker, Aug 23, 2012
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  33. broXcore

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    #33 broXcore, Aug 23, 2012
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  34. SW Florida Buckeye

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    #34 SW Florida Buckeye, Aug 23, 2012
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  35. MG2

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    Today on ESPN Radio (not really the same, but whatever) Jonathan Coachman was making the argument that PEDs are a bigger deal when it comes to baseball because they help you more than they do if you were a football player.
     
    #35 MG2, Aug 23, 2012
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  36. Pelican

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    Great thread idea :golfclap:
     
    #36 Pelican, Aug 23, 2012
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  37. Pelican

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    Yes.
     
    #37 Pelican, Aug 23, 2012
  38. MG2

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    and, specifically this segment:

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    #38 MG2, Aug 23, 2012
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  39. NCHusker

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    I mean fine, make a really stupid and pointless graphic but at least get your biology straight
     
    #39 NCHusker, Aug 23, 2012
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  40. Moxin24

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    Its so demoralizing to see Reece do that stuff. He's actually good when ESPN isn't forcing him into gay shit.
     
    #40 Moxin24, Aug 23, 2012
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    Jesus, this is bad. FIVE dead hookers.
     
    #41 2, Aug 23, 2012
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  42. fsugrad99

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    Poor Reece Davis

    The shit he puts up with...
     
    #42 fsugrad99, Aug 23, 2012
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  43. Jalen Rose

    Jalen Rose I'll allow it.
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    #43 Jalen Rose, Aug 23, 2012
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  44. lastsonofkrypton

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    that's probably skip's top 5 most want list....fucking faggot.
     
    #44 lastsonofkrypton, Aug 23, 2012
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  45. 20/20/20/20

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    #45 20/20/20/20, Aug 23, 2012
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  46. RoyalShocker

    RoyalShocker But I don't wanna be a Nazi
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    My favorite ever was the Reggie Bush and President Bush comparison they ran. It was more ridiculous than the one in the op if you can believe it.
     
    #46 RoyalShocker, Aug 23, 2012
  47. Corky Bucek

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    JonathanCoachman please explain yourself
     
    #47 Corky Bucek, Aug 23, 2012
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  48. Teflon Queen

    Teflon Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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    i get what coachman is saying, i just think he worded it poorly
     
    #48 Teflon Queen, Aug 23, 2012
  49. Corky Bucek

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    #49 Corky Bucek, Aug 23, 2012
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  50. OHW

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    token black guy at #5 so he doesn't seem racist
     
    #50 OHW, Aug 23, 2012
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