stupid shit you see on ESPN

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  1. ths

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  2. Bruce Wayne

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    This thread will rival the DBL one in terms of stupid things said
     
  3. HOOSINSC

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    sportscenter
     
  4. Corky Bucek

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    Anything that comes out of the mouths of Stephen A. Smith and Skip Bayless.
     
  5. snowfx2

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  6. Daniel Ocean

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    Anytime UCLA plays on Thursday night football.
     
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  7. brobson

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    Lol at the tebow thing. I love how it says "report:".

    It's unconfirmed guys but we heard Tebow threw a ball into a trash can. On purpose!
     
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  8. lazy bum

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    thread could end up being the longest on the board.
     
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  9. Jigga

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    Everything
     
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  10. tp819

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    Chris Berman's face
     
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  11. dtx

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  12. prerecordedlive

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    Anything that isn't college football with the TV muted is stupid shit on ESPN.
     
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  13. dallasdawg

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  14. fsugrad99

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    In about two months, this thread should own "espn sucks" on google

    heavy competition though
     
  15. Tobias

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    ESPN is a fucking joke and I hate myself whenever I watch it even if it's just for a live game.
     
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  16. ACEDGOD

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    Just assumed this meant he was playing catch with Sanchez
     
  17. John Blutarsky

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    They didn't report it was on purpose.
     
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  18. ruteelrice

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    Simple question but if Vick was really white and they made his face black wouldn't shit hit the fan?
     
  19. Seavie

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    :laugh:
     
  20. Longhairdntcare

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    Tie knot claimed Felix jones was a power back and the cowboys already has a back to run between the tackles. They need a fast back
     
  21. NWestGator

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  22. 20/20/20/20

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    a) this is really gay
    b) if you are going to do this, Donovan McNabb? really?
     
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  23. Jalen Rose

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    i know. we should totally have a thread on it.
     
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  24. BhamBammer

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  25. Moxin24

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    :roll: We do that drill with our HS QBs. Last year my JV QB did it 10 out of 20 tries. Get that fucker on ESPN, stat.
     
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  26. 2

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    From what I understand, they had an employee on staff who "allegedly" murdered three hookers at SMU.
     
  27. broXcore

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  28. Jake Barnes

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    Five, son. Five. I know this is a thread about ESPN, but we need to ensure that events are reported accurately.
     
  29. BellottiBold

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    Doris doesn't deserve that treatment...
     
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  30. NCHusker88

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    wouldn't Kobe technically be an omnivore?
     
  31. MG2

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    Today on ESPN Radio (not really the same, but whatever) Jonathan Coachman was making the argument that PEDs are a bigger deal when it comes to baseball because they help you more than they do if you were a football player.
     
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  32. Pelican

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    Great thread idea :golfclap:
     
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  33. Pelican

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    Yes.
     
  34. MG2

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    and, specifically this segment:

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  35. NCHusker88

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    I mean fine, make a really stupid and pointless graphic but at least get your biology straight
     
  36. Moxin24

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    Its so demoralizing to see Reece do that stuff. He's actually good when ESPN isn't forcing him into gay shit.
     
  37. 2

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    Jesus, this is bad. FIVE dead hookers.
     
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  38. fsugrad99

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    Poor Reece Davis

    The shit he puts up with...
     
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  39. Jalen Rose

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  40. lastsonofkrypton

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    that's probably skip's top 5 most want list....fucking faggot.
     
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  42. RoyalShocker

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    My favorite ever was the Reggie Bush and President Bush comparison they ran. It was more ridiculous than the one in the op if you can believe it.
     
  43. Corky Bucek

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    JonathanCoachman please explain yourself
     
  44. Teflon Queen

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    i get what coachman is saying, i just think he worded it poorly
     
  45. Corky Bucek

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  46. OHW

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    token black guy at #5 so he doesn't seem racist
     
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