Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

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  1. dump

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    House Hunters International is the worst about this imo

    they all want the American sized apartment but with the European/Caribbean/Asian charm

    its like they did no research when they walk into an apartment and it is smaller than they expected
     
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  2. ohhaithur

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    Craig and Stacia are looking for a two-story A-frame that's near Craig's job in the downtown, but also satisfies Stacia's need to be near the beach which is nowhere near Craig's job. With three children and nine on the way, and a max budget of $7... let's see what Lori Jo can do on this week's episode of You Don't Deserve A Beach House.
     
  3. Weedlord420

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    I don’t understand... you were bitching about something your special someone’s sister did in a convoluted hypothetical about what your special someone might do?
     
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  4. Cheshire Bridge

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    Don't overthink this.
     
  5. WillySaliba

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    I cried.
     
  6. WhiskeyDelta

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    Love John Mulaney
     
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  7. Name P. Redacted

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    made the mistake of agreeing to test drive some cars and now my wife won't stop talking about getting a new one. her car is paid off.
     
  8. Imurhuckleberry

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    You judge other men based on the cars they drive? C'mon, you're better than that.
     
  9. devine

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    No he’s not
     
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  10. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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  12. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    [​IMG]
     
  13. Fecta23

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    When my fiancé is pmsing I sometimes wonder if cutting my dick off and living a life of abstinence is a better choice.
     
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  14. ned's head

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    Couldn't you live a life of abstinence without cutting your dick off
     
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  15. Degausser

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    There's only one way to be completely sure
     
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  16. Clown Baby

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    Buddy, have I got news for you
     
  17. Ty Webb

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    She'll peg ya
     
  18. IHHH

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    Great post


    And Fecta23 , keep your dick. You will be able to jerk it off to memories of your former gfs(that includes your wife)
     
  19. Fecta23

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    But I think I would still fall into the trap of wanting to be with a female. Which is what I’m trying to avoid here.
     
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  20. Fecta23

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    I’ve never seen a better post IMO.
     
  21. Shawn Hunter

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    Apparently you have not visited the thread where blind dog donated $500 to a humane society in the name of a cat so I would show my haircut and partially blurred out face.
     
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  22. Whammy Business

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    Truly benevolent.
     
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  23. Hank Scorpio

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    That you Carson?
    [​IMG]
     
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  24. IHHH

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    No worries, big dick nick can come right off the bench cold and do the job
     
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  25. Hank Scorpio

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    As someone who wants to upgrade from his paid off 09 Mazda 6 whose wife got a new luxury SUV 2 yrs ago that's been in 3 accidents since, this post triggers the fuck out of me.
     
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  26. blind dog

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    *thick dick nick
     
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  27. wes tegg

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    We have some variation of this conversation every day:

    Her: "What's your plan?"

    Me: "I've got another half hour of work to do, so I'll leave here then, go by the grocery store, and then go home. You?"

    Her: "I don't know. I may _____. Or, I may _______. I might swing by the office. Then I have to ________."

    Me: "Okay. Just keep me posted."

    Her: "You keep me posted on what you end up doing."

    Me: "I just told you what I'm doing."

    /scene
     
  28. bigred77

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    Every fucking day
     
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  29. REGGNECK

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    I play a similar game with my bff also .
     
  30. REGGNECK

    REGGNECK You wanna know what I been down , DONT BOTHER ME
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    Times 100 if you have something planned together in the future ...
     
  31. bigred77

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    Me "hey I'm about 10 minutes away from that restaurant we are gunna meet at"

    Her "ok, we are just gunna stop at one more store, then we will be there"

    Me "we?"

    Her "yea, paula is with me"

    Me "ohh, is she gunna join us for dinner?"

    *meanwhile I google store they are stopping at*

    Her "yea, we are almost to the store, and I owe her dinner for the other day when she bought me lunch at *insert shitty fast food place*"

    Me "hey that store is like 30 minutes from here, I'm sitting in the restaurant waiting on yall"

    A while later. After they join me

    Her "are you already drinking? "
     
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  32. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Everyone has their issues but I would have filed for divorce shortly after this.
     
  33. bigred77

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    You arnt actually married are you?
     
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  34. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Wat
     
  35. Clown Baby

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    He’s actually on his sixth marriage
     
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  36. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Show some fucking respect to your elder, Red
     
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  37. Cheshire Bridge

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    What's for dinner?



    Very happy with the sushi from Kroger tbh.
     
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  38. bigred77

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    Are you even a grandpa yet, bro?
     
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  39. wes tegg

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    Me: “I’m ten minutes away.”

    Her: “Call me when you’re close.”

    Me: “So, in like nine minutes?”
     
  40. bigred77

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    Impressive
     
  41. dathalfnukkahd

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    I wouldn't wait on them
     
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  42. wes tegg

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    To be honest, the waiting was probably the best part of that evening.
     
  43. dahldennsull

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    <3
     
  44. BayouMafia

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    my wife does this in WhatsApp, but she sends them to me.

    I get the most random messages. I've tried to explain the myriad other options she has for accomplishing this but to no avail
     
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  45. Taffy

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    At least you'll still have one dick between you
     
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  46. Cheshire Bridge

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    We're hosting my SIL'S baby shower. 12 pork butt...15 hours ...plus 15 lbs of chicken chopped thighs .


    I'm taking shots of tequila with my MIL.
     
  47. a.tramp

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    Congrats on the impending MIL sex
     
  48. Cheshire Bridge

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    Thanks.
     
  49. bigred77

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    A MIL that is shooting tequila could be the most awesome thing ever, or could easily turn into the worst thing ever

    Am expecting a full report, Trop
     
  50. Gambler

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    Pics of MIL.