My girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night and ate seasoned raw chicken. It was dark and she thought it was pancetta or some deli meat. She ate two pieces before she realized it. I’m surprised she’s not sick. Smh.
The first sentence made me laugh pretty hard. I don't believe she ate two pieces of raw chicken before realizing it wasn't deli meat though.
Don’t ask me. That’s just what she said. I took her out for a nice dinner date earlier that night. I don’t know why she was raiding the fridge and eating raw meat at three in the morning. Maybe she was half asleep. The story made me scratch my head though. It also made me laugh and make fun of her.
You should never marinate meat for more than a day. I assume he's talking about dry seasoning, though, which is weird considering they ate somewhere else for dinner the night of the incident.
i refuse to believe this story the level of jaw power needed to bite clean through raw chicken and not have to chew it for an hour before swallowing isn't human
Then you’re probably aware that this little story, like all the others, makes zero sense and is most likely madeup
I believe most of Roy's stories are real. I do not believe his girlfriend mistook multiple pieces of raw chicken for lunch meat though.
What I came to ask, I’ve replaced fridge light bulbs for night time raids. And only thing I can think of on the bukake is she might have been reaching for Fugazi. That would fit, sort of.