It was seasoned up pollo asado in a marinade from the store. We made bomb ass chicken tacos tonight. Fully cooked. I told her to hold off so I could make the tacos. She was embarrassed.
My stories are real. My girlfriend is incredibly smart. She’s like the smart but absent minded scholar. Plus we were drunk as shit. I love her but she does goofy shit sometimes. She’s awesome though even though I pull my hair out sometimes.
Yeah I know. She said it was seasoned so well but got half way through the second piece piece before she realized it was too chewy. I think she was just wasted. Shit happens.
Roy, you're telling us she ate a whole piece of raw chicken and started on another piece, not just a couple bites? What kind of shit were drinking???
I've been pretty drunk a time or two in my day and I've never even almost devoured raw chicken out my fridge so that's pretty impressive.
Don’t ask me. She’d murder me if she knew I was making fun of her to my internet friends. I couldn’t help it though. It was so goofy.
That's the thing about really smart people; they do things that you and I can't understand because they're really smart.
Because we both drink too much. I don’t work on Fridays and don’t have to go back till Monday. The past three weeks have been absolutely brutal at work. She’s off while she’s visiting so we went and had a really nice fancy dinner and wine, Then we came home and drank a shitload of bourbon. We’re both successful but kinda fucked up at the same time.
I'm sorry Roy but if your girlfriend is eating raw chicken by mistake, drunk or not, she is a fucking idiot and in fact, is not very smart. Not at all.
Ok. Thanks for the input Jeremy. It was totally dumb I agree, That’s why I posted it. I probably shouldn’t have but I can’t go back now. She has two degrees and has a ton of career opportunities. We got drunk and she did some dumb shit. Don’t talk shit on my girl.
She drop acid, on a cloudy day. She eat raw chicken, whenever she may. Well I guess I’d say. What would make you talk this way. My girl (my girl, my girl) Shit talkin' 'bout my girl (my girl)
No offense, but you explain yourself way too much. If you're drunk on a Thursday night that's your business and you really don't owe anyone an explanation about your work schedule. It seems like every other post you're trying to explain yourself to someone.
I think my favorite part of this is after the phone dying, acid, eating raw chicken we still get reminded how smart she is
Yeah that's not drunk eating logic at all Drunk eating logic is finishing off the leftover crema in the to-go container after you've eaten all of your tacos because it's so good, which I have definitely not done numerous times
I can't believe I'm about to defend Roy in this saga but I'm pretty sure he said the kid lives with the dad half the time and she's off work. Who gives a fuck if she gets drunk. That's nowhere close to the most insane stuff we've heard about from him. But I guess drunk enough to eat raw chicken is a level of drunk I've never reached personally despite trying to so maybe it was crazy idk
She was away from her kid, misses her and is super stressed about various things in her life, like selling her home and moving. She’s let loose a little lately. It will be all good though. Ok, enough of this soap opera.
I watched a friend drunkenly eat broken glass in college I was drunk enough to laugh and not try and stop him Hes still alive somehow
We were at a cook out shortly after college and I spied a drunk friend alone in the kitchen picking at and nibbling on raw hamburger patties. He sent a text out at like 4am asking if anyone else had gotten food poisoning.
Everyone has to let loose once in awhile and eat raw chicken, right? Glad that was cleared up for us! lol
After further inquiry it was only two bites before she realized it. Not two whole pieces she just mispoke.
Possibly. I’m not a expert on raw chicken. I’ve never eaten it before. I use those niltrate kitchen gloves when I handle it. Everyone should have a box of those in the kitchen. They’re the shit.
Can we update thread title to "Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does. Brought to you by Niltrate kitchen gloves, they're the shit"
Sorry bud. I’ve known the feeling multiple times. It sucks. You’ll get back out there and lose your money again.