Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

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  1. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    They will never figure out how to use Google on the device they cant give up.
     
  2. Matt Foley

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    I have several questions here:

    1) How could it possibly be urgently important to know what state Minneapolis is in?
    2) Does she think Chicago is a state?
    3) Does she think Chicago is near Massachusetts?
     
  3. cutig

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    Because his wife is an idiot and stabbed a hole in the bottom of a paint can
     
  4. Super Vegeta

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    1. She had a live streamed class tomorrow she needed to attend and it was being broadcasted from there. She wanted to know the time zone.

    2. “You know I’m not good with this type of stuff.”

    3. I guess she thought it was close to the word Minneapolis.
     
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  5. NineteenNine

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    I believe it was the top of the spraypaint can.
     
  6. cutig

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    Pretty sure it was the hole in the very bottom on the diagram telling you how a normal person opens it
     
  7. NineteenNine

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    I was under the impression she jammed the screwdriver through the “slot” on the lid and just, ummm, went into the wrong slot.
     
  8. chopcity

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    This one hit close to home.
     
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  9. theriner69er

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    Prepare to be impressed

    Hi,

    Though this was a situation beyond our control and not related to a defect in the product itself, we do appreciate that you purchased Rust-Oleum for your project, and we would like to attempt to assist you further. We have already offered to provide you with polyurethane and primer, which can be used to repair the floor and wall where the paint landed. In addition to this, we can offer a goodwill contribution of $500.00 to be applied to the repairs. If this is agreeable, please let me know and we can provide you with an agreement document which will outline the resolution of your claim.

    Thank you,
    Kevin Fisher
     
  10. Tobias

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    no one is impressed that you harassed some poor customer service rep because your wife somehow is less intelligent than you are, riner
     
  11. PAHokie

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    I drove by a rust-oleum facility on my way back from Christmas. Whoa.
     
  12. Clown Baby

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    How much is it worth to Kevin Fisher to get rid of riner forever? $500 cold hard cash
     
  13. Tobias

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    was there a deranged person standing outside shouting at the plant? if so, glad you got to meet riner
     
  14. theriner69er

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    well hold on, Snakes said he'd be impressed let's wait for him to weigh in here.

    Rustoleum has moved to a lid design that does not require jamming a screwdriver into the side of the can, so clearly they saw the issue with their product.
     
  15. Clown Baby

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    AC said 20%
     
  16. theriner69er

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    I don't know what this means
     
  17. Houndster

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    $10k and I’ll never post on this board again
     
  18. Clown Baby

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    I think you might be overvaluing yourself
     
  19. Imurhuckleberry

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    Bottom slot
     
  20. Imurhuckleberry

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    Happens to the best of us.
     
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  21. Imurhuckleberry

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    The negotiating has just begun. Now that you know they will offer cash just keep at it.
     
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  22. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    If riner is out here putting the service rep’s name I think he should be putting his name too
     
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  23. shawnoc

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    Too bad AC ain’t in charge no more.
     
  24. Clown Baby

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  25. bigred77

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    Wife took a package of pre seasoned bacon wrapped corn out of the freezer so she could cut the corn off to put in some fajitas
    $4.50 a package for 4 small corn things

    She told me this on the phone and I told her I would just grab a can of corn on the way home
    $0.49 for one can

    Get home and there is 13 cans of corn in the basement dry food storage thingy we have
     
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  26. Clown Baby

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    Do they not have fresh corn in your area?
     
  27. bigred77

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    Not right now

    Is fresh corn available anywhere in the United states in January?
     
  28. Clown Baby

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    I wouldn't know where my grocery concierge finds it
     
  29. racer

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    I have a winter corn dome ama
     
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  30. Clown Baby

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    Is a winter corn dome exactly what it sounds like?
     
  31. racer

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    Yes it is. Your jaw would hit the floor if you saw it.
     
  32. Open Carry

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    :rules:
     
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  33. jrmy

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    I wish I had a winter corn dome I would husk so much corn maybe even eat it too
     
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  34. ohhaithur

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    In case nobody else corrected you: the McDonald's lawsuit was not even remotely frivolous and they spent a lot of money tricking you into thinking it was
     
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  35. Clown Baby

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    I made a joke about riner’s genitalia being obliterated via burns but I don’t think that cleared anything up in his mind
     
  36. NoNatty

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    everyone should watch the Hot Coffee documentary.
     
  37. Marbles

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    That poor woman got it so bad.
     
  38. bigred77

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    Wait, there is a documentary about the McDonald's hot coffee thing?

    How am I just finding out about this?
     
  39. Tobias

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    people thinking that lawsuit was a joke is a small pet peeve of mine. was discussing it with someone recently and they were complaining about it and i just told them to look up the pictures and they changed their tune
     
  40. texasraider

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    yes and it's jaw dropping
     
  41. ButchCassidy

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    As dumb and undeserving as it is, he still got cleaning materials and $500, for user error.
     
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  42. CF3234

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    yup, and the standard for products liability is essentially, "would an absolute moron be confused?" Yes? Liable. Riner's wife is a complete buffoon, but there is a potential case here. Not a big one, but there's one. Doubt he'd get more than a 2k if he filed suit though.
     
  43. CF3234

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    It's extremely slanted, but even if you take everything with a grain of salt, it's a real bad look for McDonalds.
     
  44. shawnoc

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    I only eat canned corn between October and May. My grocery store doesn’t even stock corn right now. AFAIK
     
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  45. Houndster

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    Slide into my DMs if you need the hookup for FC (fresh corn)
     
  46. NoNatty

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    it’s no more slanted than the PR that McDonalds ran in that case or campaigns companies run about tort reform in general.
     
  47. CF3234

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    did I say it was more slanted? All I'm saying is that while Hot Coffee is excellent, it's no more or less of a slanted puff piece as what McDonalds put out there.
     
  48. Baron

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    hot take: lol at eating canned vegetables
     
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  49. tylerdolphin

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    Canned corn with my mashed potatoes is a must.
     
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