Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

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  1. Snakes

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    whats the big peach thing
     
  2. ned's head

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    There was $20 in taxes and another $70 for overnight shipping, asshole
     
  3. jbr

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    Sex shop for women with big asses

    Or a store for running gear
     
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  4. Snakes

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    i was hoping for the former
     
  5. Arrec Bardwin

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    If it was the first one you would be the stupid one for complaining.

    Maybe she bought two pairs and will return the ones she doesn’t like.
     
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  6. Boom TittyMilk

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    :leo:
     
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  7. ned's head

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    I do feel like there should always be a big buffer for things that will result in the wife getting in better shape
     
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  8. blind dog

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    My wife has perfect gums and teeth, never had braces and never had a cavity or any kind of dental problem whatsoever. She is also afraid of needles, I have to treat her like a child and buy her stuff to get flu/covid shots. For almost 20 years she is convinced she has a cavity before every single dentist appointment. This time she is for real though (she can see it, she showed me I don't see anything) and doesn't know why I don't care bc she is going to have to get shots in her mouth and she is scared

    Guess who just left the dentist with no cavities
     
  9. NineteenNine

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    Also hate needles. But am ok with them if administered nitro first…
     
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  10. SpartanGA

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    ATL?

    Big running chain here
     
  11. Homo Erectus

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    Makes more sense that it'd be a pocket pu$$y for you.
     
  12. Name P. Redacted

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    Ok but they were having a sale so really she saved money and taxes don’t count
     
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  13. jbr

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    My favorite part of the whole interaction was “So what? I spent $320…it’s a little more than what we talked about.”

    It was $340. Always rounding down.
     
  14. Baron

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    We are gonna need a pic of the wife to see if this overage is justified.
     
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  15. Simon Templar

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    So we are going to berate a woman for wanting to stay in prime physical shape for her husband and to extend her life with healthy choices? Wow.
     
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  16. Jigga

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    Read this as Pig Beach running
     
  17. CF3234

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    Not all households are the same when it comes to finances. Blowing the splurge budget buy $90 can be no big deal for some, and a massive deal for others.
     
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  18. Simon Templar

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    I was clearly being sarcastic.
     
  19. Eathan Edwards

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    Probably fake but this killed me:

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  20. jbr

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    I think she’s hot…
    …when she’s not sleeping in the office.
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  21. ned's head

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    Always love those work wives who "sleep at the office"

    :deerstandnotkneel:
     
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  22. WillySaliba

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    Thank you for this timely antidote. Really puts things into perspective for the thread and helps bridge the gap between our poors and the rich.
     
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  23. soulfly

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    Anecdote, buddy.
     
  24. ned's head

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    I can never understand how my wife can't open a jar but turns into Conan the barbarian at every door she comes across
     
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  25. beerme

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    What does your wife do to said doors?
     
  26. ned's head

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    This is what I picture, from what I hear

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  27. Clown Baby

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    Actually it goes both ways. She was here yesterday.

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  28. Imurhuckleberry

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    Been laughing so hard on the last 2 pages wife demanded I show her. My cover is blown now. Luckily she thinks it’s called manboard.com so will never find the site.
     
  29. WillySaliba

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    Thank you for the timely spell check, it allows our users to differentiate between our dumbasses and road skolars.
     
  30. WhiskeyDelta

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    Just jumping in to say that Big Peach Running is great and I still buy all my running shoes from them even though I haven't lived in Atlanta in a decade.
     
  31. WhiskeyDelta

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    Wife sent me this:
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    and then I explained that guys wear the same nice shirt because one time 3 years ago one person told them that that shirt looks nice and that has been the only positive feedback on an outfit they've received since their grandma told them they looked like a handsome young man and so they will wear that shirt for everything until it falls off their back and now she feels bad about Dude Culture cuz it is a sad and lonely place.
     
  32. ned's head

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    Re: the money/treat yoself discussion. I got a raise and bonus today, the former of which was better than expected. My wife told me I should buy myself something nice. Nice try asshole

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  33. tjsblue

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    But really you should. Yolo and so does she.
     
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  34. NP13

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    fastforward to the day she buys you something nice with your money
     
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  35. Rabid

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  36. beerme

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    Idk if I’m more upset at the quality of Parmesan there or the holes
     
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  37. CF3234

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    That shouldn’t legally be allowed to be called cheese
     
  38. HotMic

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    Anyone else called it “shaker cheese”?
     
  39. ned's head

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    I wish that was my wife. I'd have a lot of fun rotating the lid
     
  40. bbb

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    On containers like this upload_2023-3-3_9-20-37.png my wife will peel back the seal under the lid about halfway and just leave it that way.
     
  41. beerme

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  42. Clown Baby

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    I bet her coat is shiny as hell though
     
  43. bwi2

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    :welpseeyalater:
     
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  44. blind dog

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    My wife frequently doesn't put lids all the way on or barely at all bc she "was in a hurry"

    like how fucking long does it take?
     
  45. TimJimothy

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    Daisy sour cream has a statement on their foil seal that tells you to remove it completely.
     
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  46. BayouMafia

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    maybe she's right and everything we know about how gases move is wrong
     
  47. bigred77

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    I've almost dropped so many containers, bottles and jars over the years
     
  48. blind dog

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    nothing like having drunken munchies and shaking carton for my midnight captn crunch and getting milk all over me/rest of kitchen
     
  49. ned's head

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    My wife puts the jelly lid on the jar with absolutely no turning. Keeps me on my toes