Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

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  1. blind dog

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    My wife broke her phone and is waiting for new iPhone to come out. So she bought a piece of crap phone to get her by until then, complains about it a lot. I called her and she hangs up, she calls back sounding all irritated, she said something about listening to a book on tape in shower and her phone got wet. Couldn't really hear her so said to call later and hung up

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  2. NP13

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    If something can fall into water, it's near water.
     
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  3. blind dog

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    wow you might be a bigger asshole than me!
     
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  4. Gambler

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    Anyone that parks in handicap spots needs towed. Fuck them.
     
  5. NineteenNine

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    This is particularly impressive. :laugh:
     
  6. ned's head

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    Listening to a book? RIP your water bill
     
  7. SpartanGA

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    your sarcasm is premium level

    ‘It’s ok’
     
  8. CF3234

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    be a massive ass hole and buy her a water proof speaker for the shower.

    Also, people take their phone into the shower? I don't care how water proof my phone is, I'm not intentionally exposing it to water.
     
  9. IHHH

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    She said it wasn’t near the water pal, are you calling her a lier now?
     
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  10. Name P. Redacted

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    Probably listening to those popular sarah j maas smutty books
     
  11. Simon Templar

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    I just stream YouTube on the shower screen
     
  12. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Brand new F-250 and he went diagonal when he backed in so he wouldn’t have to pull forward and turn when leaving.
     
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  13. ned's head

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    Take it to the $400k earners thread pal
     
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  14. bigred77

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    Wife is really bad about just putting stuff in whichever random drawer is nearest. Like basically all drawers are junk drawers, short of the few that are silverware, kitchen towels, etc.

    She just went into a clean out the drawers mood and is bitching about every little thing she is throwing away.
    "Why are there batteries in here?"
    "Why are these ponchos in here?"
    "What are these?" Showing me some little toy things the kid must have left on the entry way table, since they are in the entry table drawers.

    Luckily she filled a trash bag and I "had" to take it out, so I'm in the garage now drinking a beer
     
  15. CF3234

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    Go on…
     
  16. bigred77

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    You don't have a screen in your shower?
     
  17. CF3234

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    I do not. I did mount a TV on the wall above the entry door. Kiddo loves it during bath time. But a screen in my shower intrigues me.
     
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  18. ned's head

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    It would take me more time to turn on the tv and put something on it than it would to actually shower
     
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  19. Imurhuckleberry

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  20. Doc Louis

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    "what are those?" "Are those cheerleaders?" "What the hell are they doing?" "This is dumb as shit" "why the hell are they doing this in 2024?" "What the fuck is wrong with them?" "Are they really called milkmen?" "And why is that their symbol?" "I thought they were an engineering school. Why are they milkmen?"

    - girlfriend upon watching a good morning America segment with the Texas a&m yell leaders.

    She broke when I mentioned jizz jars

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  21. bigred77

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    Watching people discover aggy stuff will never not be entertaining to me
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  22. dump bueckers

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    this is why clemson is a subpar ag school
     
  23. Clown Baby

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    “Clemson is a subpar ag school because it doesn’t have closeted gay men cosplaying soldiers” is a new one dump
     
  24. beeds7

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  25. CF3234

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    Honestly, never crossed my mind. If my kid isn't using the bathroom TV, I'm almost certainly watching some kind of sporting event.
     
  26. ned's head

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    You gotta go to the pep rally thing the night before. I felt like I was in a real life version of get out
     
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  27. ned's head

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    I distinctly remember looking around, trying to find someone to give the jim halpert eyes to and they were all in on it.

    I don't even remember my wedding day that occurred years after, but I can still feel this one.
     
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  28. dump bueckers

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    says the guy who dressed up in glitter on game days
     
  29. Snakes

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    I went to a Texas A&M game in 2012 and I have no recollection of the cheerleaders. The town itself though sucks complete shit.

    Also you do not need a television in your bathroom.
     
  30. bigred77

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    apparently they record and post them all on youtube now

    and of course the comments are turned off

     
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  31. NoNatty

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    How long does it take you to turn on TV?
     
  32. ned's head

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    Let's say it takes 5 seconds to find the remote, 20 seconds for the tv to get to the main screen, 15 seconds to get into whatever app you want, and then 30 minutes scrolling for something good. Just too much fussin' iyam
     
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  33. Simon Templar

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    Have you considered moving?
     
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  34. Jimmy the Saint

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    I can see the bedroom TV from the shower. Seems good enough.
     
  35. CUgator

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    If we go out of town for 2 days or a week, my wife tries to pack the most amount of shit possible for no reason. We are leaving for 48 hours. So far I've seen that she's packed 5 pairs of shoes for our 6 year old son, 8 different outfits for our 7 year old daughter, and 6 dresses for herself. It just blows my mind.
     
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  36. gilstein21

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    Fresh underwear, probably wear the same shorts whole time but may pack an extra pair of gym shorts in case of a hoss.
     
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  37. COVIDiskilingme79

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    My wife and I do 10 days in Europe with only a carry on each. And we don't even go through everything we bring.
     
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  38. Name P. Redacted

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    Blending in with the locals by not bathing. Smart.
     
  39. WillySaliba

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    Best way to go. We’re down to a backpack and still overpack. Upside is people assume we are locals.
     
  40. COVIDiskilingme79

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    Even if we had a checked bag, I don't think we would pack a shower. Most hotels provide those for you.
     
  41. Barves2125

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    Regularly walking outside for 10 minutes and leaving an exterior door open and then complaining that the AC must not be working because it feels hotter inside than what the temperature is set on.
     
  42. NineteenNine

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    This sounds awful honestly. I don’t over-pack, but trying to shove everything into a carryon would be exhausting.
     
  43. bigred77

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    She left to take some decorations to this same house at 1pm today.
    Cousin she was taking them to is hosting am engagement party next Saturday.
    Called me as she left (because I was at a 11 year old birthday party), said she is just taking decorations over there and heading back home to paint the bathroom she randomly decided to start painting last weekend.
    At about 3 pm I checked where her car is and it's about 30 minutes on the other side of cousins house at Target.
    Just checked again a second ago and they are at a restaurant, still on the other side of cousins house.

    Glad my hallway is cluttered with cabinet doors and shit from the guest bath so she can get it painted sometime next year
     
  44. SpartanGA

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    I will say Sonos though out the house including bathroom is game changer. Can be music or podcast or TV.
     
  45. NineteenNine

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    Sonos is awesome.
     
  46. COVIDiskilingme79

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    It's not bad at all. You learn to pack efficiently and leave behind things that are rarely used. Packing cubes are a necessity too. I usually pack my bag and have plenty of room left over.
     
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  47. WillySaliba

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    Same, and there is always at least one item that never even gets used.
     
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  48. bruce bowen

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    Putting Zaxby's into google maps
    Her "Does that start with an X?"
    .............excuse me?
    "Idk some words that start with X sound like Z"
    Like what?
    "Javier.....or...Zavier"

    We've been going to Zaxby's for ~15 years together makes it all the more confusing.
     
  49. Owsley

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    The new app is utter dogshit
     
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  50. Snakes

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    it's terrible. I just assume I fucked up something on the install because I can never get the app to work right.
     
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