My wife broke her phone and is waiting for new iPhone to come out. So she bought a piece of crap phone to get her by until then, complains about it a lot. I called her and she hangs up, she calls back sounding all irritated, she said something about listening to a book on tape in shower and her phone got wet. Couldn't really hear her so said to call later and hung up Spoiler
be a massive ass hole and buy her a water proof speaker for the shower. Also, people take their phone into the shower? I don't care how water proof my phone is, I'm not intentionally exposing it to water.
Brand new F-250 and he went diagonal when he backed in so he wouldn’t have to pull forward and turn when leaving.
Wife is really bad about just putting stuff in whichever random drawer is nearest. Like basically all drawers are junk drawers, short of the few that are silverware, kitchen towels, etc. She just went into a clean out the drawers mood and is bitching about every little thing she is throwing away. "Why are there batteries in here?" "Why are these ponchos in here?" "What are these?" Showing me some little toy things the kid must have left on the entry way table, since they are in the entry table drawers. Luckily she filled a trash bag and I "had" to take it out, so I'm in the garage now drinking a beer
I do not. I did mount a TV on the wall above the entry door. Kiddo loves it during bath time. But a screen in my shower intrigues me.
It would take me more time to turn on the tv and put something on it than it would to actually shower
"what are those?" "Are those cheerleaders?" "What the hell are they doing?" "This is dumb as shit" "why the hell are they doing this in 2024?" "What the fuck is wrong with them?" "Are they really called milkmen?" "And why is that their symbol?" "I thought they were an engineering school. Why are they milkmen?" - girlfriend upon watching a good morning America segment with the Texas a&m yell leaders. She broke when I mentioned jizz jars "That tracks, school is 7% black"
Watching people discover aggy stuff will never not be entertaining to me Really looking forward to reports from our #Notre Dame Fighting Irish posters in college station this weekend
“Clemson is a subpar ag school because it doesn’t have closeted gay men cosplaying soldiers” is a new one dump
Honestly, never crossed my mind. If my kid isn't using the bathroom TV, I'm almost certainly watching some kind of sporting event.
You gotta go to the pep rally thing the night before. I felt like I was in a real life version of get out
I distinctly remember looking around, trying to find someone to give the jim halpert eyes to and they were all in on it. I don't even remember my wedding day that occurred years after, but I can still feel this one.
I went to a Texas A&M game in 2012 and I have no recollection of the cheerleaders. The town itself though sucks complete shit. Also you do not need a television in your bathroom.
Let's say it takes 5 seconds to find the remote, 20 seconds for the tv to get to the main screen, 15 seconds to get into whatever app you want, and then 30 minutes scrolling for something good. Just too much fussin' iyam
If we go out of town for 2 days or a week, my wife tries to pack the most amount of shit possible for no reason. We are leaving for 48 hours. So far I've seen that she's packed 5 pairs of shoes for our 6 year old son, 8 different outfits for our 7 year old daughter, and 6 dresses for herself. It just blows my mind.
Fresh underwear, probably wear the same shorts whole time but may pack an extra pair of gym shorts in case of a hoss.
My wife and I do 10 days in Europe with only a carry on each. And we don't even go through everything we bring.
Even if we had a checked bag, I don't think we would pack a shower. Most hotels provide those for you.
Regularly walking outside for 10 minutes and leaving an exterior door open and then complaining that the AC must not be working because it feels hotter inside than what the temperature is set on.
This sounds awful honestly. I don’t over-pack, but trying to shove everything into a carryon would be exhausting.
She left to take some decorations to this same house at 1pm today. Cousin she was taking them to is hosting am engagement party next Saturday. Called me as she left (because I was at a 11 year old birthday party), said she is just taking decorations over there and heading back home to paint the bathroom she randomly decided to start painting last weekend. At about 3 pm I checked where her car is and it's about 30 minutes on the other side of cousins house at Target. Just checked again a second ago and they are at a restaurant, still on the other side of cousins house. Glad my hallway is cluttered with cabinet doors and shit from the guest bath so she can get it painted sometime next year
I will say Sonos though out the house including bathroom is game changer. Can be music or podcast or TV.
It's not bad at all. You learn to pack efficiently and leave behind things that are rarely used. Packing cubes are a necessity too. I usually pack my bag and have plenty of room left over.
Putting Zaxby's into google maps Her "Does that start with an X?" .............excuse me? "Idk some words that start with X sound like Z" Like what? "Javier.....or...Zavier" We've been going to Zaxby's for ~15 years together makes it all the more confusing.
it's terrible. I just assume I fucked up something on the install because I can never get the app to work right.