That child didnt say that

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  1. racer

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    These people are walking around in public with heal the sick and cleanse the lepers on a T-shirt
     
  2. JonathanCoachman

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    I'm guessing "It's time...I want to be saved" was in reference to Child Protective Services instead of anything relating to Jesus.
     
  3. beerme

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    Those poor kids
     
  4. THEBLUERAIDER

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    But elementary schools are the ones indoctrinating kids.
     
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  5. 40wwttamgib

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    child abuse.
     
  6. beerme

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    my 4 yo son just saw my 15 month old daughter naked and pointed between her legs and said she has two butts, a butt and a buttgina
     
  7. Taffy

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    In the antithesis of this thread, my Mrs got called over by the teaching assistant this afternoon when she went to pick my youngest boy (7) up from school
    "There's been an incident, and Jacob has been told off"
    Some boys took his football when he was having a kick about, so he shouted at them twice, "quite forcefully" telling them to FUCK OFF!
    When they asked him where he'd heard that word ?
    :ohnoes::pray:
    "Mam says it all the time"
    :banderas:
     
  8. skiedfrillet

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    I read that in a UK accent

    idk what a welsh accent sounds like, so don’t act a cunt
     
  9. Eathan Edwards

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    100%.

    "Mom, I feel like I've maximized my spirit potential here for the week, I'm gonna be staying out at various friends places this weekend so I can make sure I've spread the spirit there also"
     
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  10. Taffy

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    https://fb.watch/lvZlQ77C_f/
    My accent is closest to the Rhondda one
     
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  11. skiedfrillet

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  12. Clown Baby

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  13. Taffy

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    That is also very similar to my accent :crossedarms:
     
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    Is there a term for this mental illness yet?
     
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  16. JonathanCoachman

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    Person needs to provide proof of the 3 year old conversing in complete, well formed sentences or else be sent to an asylum.
     
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    Moms for liberty
     
  18. Xander Crews

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    And we’ve come full circle
     
  19. wes tegg

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    Literally the first post in the thread.
     
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  23. buckwild

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    Would be so much more believable if he said he told his niece to say that.
     
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  24. Deuce

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    Laura Loomer has the intelligence of a child so I think this still counts.

     
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  25. JonathanCoachman

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    Bitch couldn’t even give a completely make believe non native English speaker the ability to say a grammatically correct sentence.

    The racism and xenophobia is deep inside her.
     
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  27. Hail Southern

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    In first grade my bus was late to drop me off. I don't know why it was late but what I told my mom was an outlandish story of how our first bus was in an accident and they had to swap us to a new bus. I described the tire from our bus rolling down the road after we were hit and all kinds of weird shit. It was 100% a lie and she believed me until talking to another parent that night. She still reminds me of that, no idea why I made up a story or how my story was believable.
     
  28. Where Eagles Dare

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    When I teach my 3 year old e new word

    "What does melodrama do?"
     
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  33. beerme

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    Haha that could totally be real and just unknowingly funny timing
     
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    Making an E and X out of playdough isn't that difficult.
     
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    Kids famously dislike taxes and big government
     
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  38. CF3234

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    I know this isn’t the point of this thread, but I’m not ready for my 2 year old to start speaking in slang I don’t understand.
     
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    Wrong thread
     
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