That child didnt say that

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  1. Boo MFer!

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  2. Eathan Edwards

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    I'll be honest - this one is so in line with Aussie humor especially for kids I kinda buy this one.
     
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  3. Eathan Edwards

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    Pretty sure every girl I know has a period tracker app that inputs that and a bunch of other medical data into their phone/watch/etc.

    I guess medical doctors are a bridge too far though for data security these days.
     
  4. AbeFroman

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  5. SugarShaun

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  6. AbeFroman

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    Yeah, you're probably right. I may have posted it in this thread because I really wanted the thread title to be the case.
     
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  7. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    That just makes me depressed.
     
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    home schooling is going to lead to new levels of crazy in future generations.
     
  9. JohnnyChimpo

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  10. Bruce Bowen

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    I wish every whack job these days would home school their kids, the general population would be better off. Instead they are taking over school boards because they didn't like that public schools tried protecting educators/students by wearing masks.
     
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  11. Sub-Zero

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    I imagine Facebook groups dedicated to homeschooling to be some of the darkest places on the internet.
     
  12. Lip

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    We got any homeschoolers on here? Numbers would suggest yes
     
  13. Bruce Bowen

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    The only homeschoolers I've known were some ultra religious coworkers. The one my age who said he was going to do it with his kids idolized our boss who did it with his 6 kids. My boss made references on numerous occasions that a womans place is at home with the kids.
     
  14. Lip

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    Inspiring!
     
  15. Clown Baby

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    When my five year old daughter, Brynnlei, asked if she could go berry picking with her friend and his uncle, Ivan Coyote, I said yes. No questions asked.
     
  16. racer

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    I think you mean auntcle
     
  17. Clown Baby

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    I regret misgendering Ivan Coyote but in fairness to me, if my name were Ivan Coyote, there would be no need for pronouns because I would insist everyone refer to me exclusively as Ivan Coyote.
     
  18. ashy larry

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    all the homeschooled kids in my hometown worked at the local chick fil a
     
  19. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    speaking of Chick-Fil-A, you know what that child didn't say? The 6 year old who worked a full day at Chick-Fil-A because his dream was to work there. What in the fuck am I supposed to take from that commercial?
     
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  20. racer

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    It validates that they welcome volunteer labor I guess
     
  21. ashy larry

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    that some kids are fucking nerds
     
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  22. DriveByBBQ

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    Reminds me of the time I volunteered my nephew Rylen for a ride-along apprenticeship with Dr. Sweettooth the neighborhood ice cream man.
     
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  23. TC

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    When I was a kid I was fat with a bad haircut dressed in a sweatshirt my mom ironed a design onto. A kid came up and asked "are you a boy or a girl?" I was not thrilled and empowered at that time
     
  24. Clown Baby

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  25. ashy larry

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    ppl don’t know this but the T in TC stands for they/them
     
  26. Cornelius Suttree

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    :laugh:

    Of course
     
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  28. UncleJesse

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  29. bro

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    Gotta love the mugshot
     
  30. CF3234

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    if your kid is old enough to ask for the boob by name, he's WAY too old to breast feed. What in the absolute fuck is wrong with some people.
     
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  31. El Tiburon

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    You know what else is a device that moves love into you? Penis.
     
  32. Boo MFer!

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    Can confirm.
     
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  33. Boo MFer!

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    Wait, I mean on the giving side—NOT receiving—to be clear.
     
  34. bigred77

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    bertwing
     
  35. JohnnyChimpo

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  36. Tobias

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    this obviously didn’t happen but i laughed at the blacking out of the username. it’s some blue check they deserve the online bullying
     
  37. JohnnyChimpo

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    Right - I don't know why r/ wokekids blacked it out

    Managed to find the source:

     
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  38. bro

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    another lame twitter MD? No way
     
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  39. Tobias

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    her 6 year old was in the icu for 3.5 years because she said the word covid once and immediately went into a coma
     
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  40. bwi2

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    Isn’t it actually a good thing that all these men are paying respect to the ultimate #girlboss?
     
  41. devine

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  42. racer

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  43. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    That’s a dumb answer
     
  44. Bruce Bowen

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  46. ashy larry

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  47. Detlef Schrempf

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    That’s weird, my daughter just draws Bluey
     
  48. Louis Holth

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    *bluey in a Russian prison
     
  49. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    when i quickly read this i thought she was saying her son drew was a prison and that Putin should be raising him