That child didnt say that

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by hood b. goode, Mar 14, 2022.

  1. racer

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    It’s her whole brand
     
  2. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    I hate it all so much
     
  3. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Yeah that's a bit of a stretch, especially with someone who's a self-described "media personality."
     
  4. BayouMafia

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  5. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    170k likes. Woof
     
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  6. racer

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  7. Shinzon

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    Guessing it didn’t really happen, but hilarious if it did.

     
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  9. SugarShaun

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    When I told my non-existent son about this thread, he said that these people would be better off spending their time #grinding and they’d achieve their life goals
     
  10. Constant

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    I do enjoy the updates when someone posts a sarcastic over-the-top spoof of this trend.
     
  11. ashy larry

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    dropped my lil girl for her first day of school:

    me: “have a good first day of school”
    her: “daddy it’s not my first day of school. you teach me something everyday. i may just be nineteen months old but you have instilled in me the importance of being a life-long learner. i go to your school.

    the kids will be alright …
     
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  14. One Two

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  15. racer

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    It’s so much more gross when it comes from a blue check.
     
  16. El Tiburon

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    Meanwhile, 11 year old Tib, Jr., and I were talking about fast food restaurants yesterday and which ones were the best.

    Tib, Jr.: “How about Wendy’s? Do you like Wendy’s?”

    Me: “Yeah, I do like Wendy’s.”

    Tib, Jr.: “When deez nuts drag across your face?!?!!”

    Brought a goddamned tear to my eye.
     
  17. Constant

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    That moment when you realize that your boy is trolling the fuck out of you, and that you've been parenting right.
     
  18. Truman

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    This was posted on FB by some moron I went to HS w

    “Kids aren’t stupid”. Lmao


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  19. Constant

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    Your daughter is a smartass twat. Congrats!
     
  20. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    It's definitely all the OBGYNs and other Medical Doctors who've been pushing for all the anti-abortion fascist legislation lately!
     
  21. Truman

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  22. CF3234

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    yeah, well my 18 month old screams MOM and starts dancing every time the Bluey theme song comes on.
     
  23. Constant

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    Same (high-fives CF3234 's kid)
     
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  24. b0ne5

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    My 3-year old said “what the fuck” the other night in the tub. Really excited for the first day of school in a couple of years.
     
  25. VaxRule

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    Isn’t the point of the Lion King that Simba learns that he has to care about things and can’t just Hakuna Matata his way through life?

    Sounds like that 9 year old is a dipshit that needs to rewatch the movie and pay attention this time.
     
  26. southlick

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  27. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins Hey where you goin’ with those clubs punk
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  29. racer

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    oh
     
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    I don’t even know how to scan produce at self checkout.
     
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  34. racer

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    You weigh the beer then hit banana
     
  35. racer

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    More like AMassHole
     
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  36. hood b. goode

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  37. Lip

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    heyyyy Sarah
     
  38. El Tiburon

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    Yeah, I'm inclined to give Sarah a pass here.
     
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  39. SugarShaun

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    That’s still her twitter @

    She also has her IG name listed on Twitter. If you want to see a bunch of anti vax stuff
     
  40. NP13

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    Why would a slide have a "do not climb" sign?
     
  41. El Tiburon

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    If by anti vax stuff you mean boobs, vagina and butthole, then yes.
     
  42. Drunkle Tom

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    Telling my gf that I'm just combating vax misinformation by following.