The Bucs Thread: A Very Dumb Football Team

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  1. Sean Connery

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  2. JGator1

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    It really had to be Marco Wilson that soft whiny bitch. Need oline help so bad.
     
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  3. ned's head

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    This really feels like the worst OL in football, every week
     
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  4. JGator1

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    LOL at that fg absolutely zero luck along with continuously shooting yourself in the dick
     
  5. Sean Connery

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    Bowles said they gotta run the ball more lol :killme:
     
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  6. Fuck this

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    Really glad our backup rb is getting so many carries
     
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  7. The Banks

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    You want washed Brady passing more?
     
  8. Sean Connery

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  9. stangd

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    This is brutal
     
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  10. JGator1

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    Everything is fucked
     
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  11. Sean Connery

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    As opposed to watching a historically poor running team hand the ball off 70% of the time? Yes.
     
  12. JGator1

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    Oh my fucking god this safety play
     
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  13. JGator1

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    I just assume these fucking plays they’re 100% prepared for are all some genius Leftwich stuff.
     
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  14. Fuck this

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    Holy fuck this team is awful
     
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  15. Sean Connery

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    Well the silver lining is a better draft pick and almost guarantees that Bowles and Leftwich are gone
     
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  16. JGator1

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    It remains incredible at all levels how lots of great head coaches have zero clue how to pick their successor.
     
  17. JGator1

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    Goddamnit Lenny run over him for a td
     
  18. JGator1

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    How many fucking times can we have Evans 1 on 1 with seemingly no plan to trust him to beat the db
     
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  19. ned's head

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    This is the least entertaining team I've seen in any sport
     
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  20. Fuck this

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  21. JGator1

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    Wtf was that 3rd down call?
     
  22. ned's head

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    That look bowles gave then the 3rd and 3 run with a minute to go doesn't work :laugh:

    Get the hell out of here with this offense
     
  23. Fuck this

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    Pussy ass staff
     
  24. JGator1

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    Conservative play calls leading to Succop miss
     
  25. JGator1

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    YES

    what a fucking terrible win
     
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  26. ned's head

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    I'm going to laugh for eternity if a sub -.500 tampa team beats the cowboys in the playoffs
     
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  27. nolecpa

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    Kept having flashbacks to the Bucco Bruce days throughout this game. Bowles is a modern day Richard Williamson.
     
  28. Hank Scorpio

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    Went to bed before overtime started because this team has created that much apathy for me.
     
  29. JGator1

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    Probably losing this massive game to Sam fucking Darnold
     
  30. Love Tractor

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    I hate this team
     
  31. Sean Connery

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    Team needs blown up with the exception of the 10 or so core players.
     
  32. Hank Scorpio

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    Coaching staff first
     
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  33. JGator1

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    Throwing it to Mike Evans 1 on 1 leads to good results
     
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  34. JGator1

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    Terrible 3rd down playcall
     
  35. Hank Scorpio

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    Coward shit not going for it on 4th and 1 inside the 10 yd line
     
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  36. JGator1

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    These dipshits aren’t aware they fire the cannons every time in the red zone?
     
  37. JGator1

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    One thing after another :facepalm:
     
  38. danny2430

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    Game losing shit right there
     
  39. JGator1

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    That Mike Evans guy ain’t bad
     
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  40. beerleagueman

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    4th quarter looked like pre Bowles years
     
  41. JGator1

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    Pass rush misses Shaq Barrett so much
     
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  42. JGator1

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    Oh my god that could’ve been so much worse
     
  43. JGator1

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    PLAYOFFS
     
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  44. Tarpon Nole

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    Print the shirts!
     
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  45. JGator1

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    Kyle Trask era starts next week!!!!!
     
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  46. Hank Scorpio

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    He might get sacked 17 times with whatever riff raff we start on the OL
     
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  49. danny2430

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    They showed last week their year over year points per game had the biggest decrease for any team since the 70s…

    I knew it was bad but damn that’s like historically bad
     
  50. JGator1

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    Dose Jensen up with deer antler spray and/or meth, I'm just assuming they're being coy about the Hainesy injury. Took a hungover nap today during the game and prayed nothing bad would happen injury-wise, apologies.