The Hilary Duff Appreciation Thread: Boothpaste

I mean I was waiting for her to turn 18 probably more than anyone in the world.

 

We have the same birthday. Also Bud Crawford.

 

then why were you waiting you weirdo

 

Because I was excited to turn 18 as well was the joke. It’s ok I’m not funny.

 

correct

 

In Nebraska?

 

I found a random dentists website/blog who said soniccare is better for the olds while oral b is better for the youths. So all senior citizens on the board head to the prune juice thread or wherever it is you would discuss these things.

 

On it.

 

You found the tenth dentist

 

I'm not sure if this would be considered a pro tip or anything but I find that I can prevent my toothbrush appliance from getting poo particles on it by not storing it in the toilet bowl. Also I don't poo anywhere outside of the toilet bowl, usually.

 

That is not how particles work

 

Wait till he finds out what is on his phone screen.

 

I only poop in my Pittsburgh toilet for this very reason

 

Pal, I'm not blind. It's porn.

 

What the hell you need a toothbrush cover for? Just run some water over that bad boy before you put the toothpaste on. It’ll buff out.

 

Never mind the toothbrush. Them poop particles are everywhere.

 

I rather prefer the taste of my brush after the bristles have marinated in the particles overnight. Some real umami punch, with notes of earthiness.

 

What if it's the poop particles that are killing everyone? Think about it, you ingest poop particles for 80 some years then boom, you're dead.

 

This is the correct way, iyam: the solution to pollution is dilution.

 

Whoa.

 

Closing the lid before flushing poop reduces the rogue poop particles significantly. Trust me I’m a poop scientist.

 

ask him any poop particle question

 

Me every time I open this thread.

 

If you watch it go down when you flush you’re taking that shit, literally, in the face.

 

You guys know what's taking place when you smell someone's fart? It's fun to think about

 

A daily minimum intake of poop particles is probably good for you.

 

you know what they say: 12 million poo particles per day keeps the doctor away

 

The trick is ingesting the right poop particles.

 

I’d let Hillary Duff poop in my mouth. Just saying.

 

before shark tank, abc had a show called american inventor where I first thought about all of this and it has stuck with me ever since

 

Breathing in that sweet, sweet COVID obvi

 

same motherfuckers out there fantasizing about licking butt crack are now worried about a little bit of feces floating in the air

 

I remember this show. None of those products ever went mainstream.

 

Tell you don’t eat ass without telling me.

 

I loved the car seat that was trying to combat motion in an accident and they did a test and the seat did a loop. Really incredible products on there

 

Can you fuckers just make a toothbrush thread?

 

I do not eat ass.

 

Didn't that product win the whole thing?

CATCH ELITE!!!!

 

I have only licked my wife's bhole, that hadn't been invented yet when I was in high school/college

 

A true gentleman will gladly tongue tickle their partners balloon knot till their delight. Sorry that I was raised with morals and values I guess.

 

I too have only licked blind dog’s wife’s bhole.

 

blind dog licks wife's anus is a headline

 

Can it legally be referred to as “his bitches anus” in that headline?

 

Made me think of this.

Spoiler

 

Has to be now

 

I’m way past fantasizing pal