The Hilary Duff Appreciation Thread: Boothpaste

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by HotMic, Apr 14, 2020.

  1. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    I mean I was waiting for her to turn 18 probably more than anyone in the world.
     
  2. IV

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    :doge:
     
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  3. hudson

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    We have the same birthday. Also Bud Crawford.
     
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  4. IV

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    then why were you waiting you weirdo
     
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  5. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    Because I was excited to turn 18 as well was the joke. It’s ok I’m not funny.
     
  6. IV

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    correct
     
  7. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    In Nebraska?
     
  8. Bruce Bowen

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    I found a random dentists website/blog who said soniccare is better for the olds while oral b is better for the youths. So all senior citizens on the board head to the prune juice thread or wherever it is you would discuss these things.
     
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  9. Constant

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    On it.
     
  10. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    You found the tenth dentist
     
  11. TimJimothy

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    I'm not sure if this would be considered a pro tip or anything but I find that I can prevent my toothbrush appliance from getting poo particles on it by not storing it in the toilet bowl. Also I don't poo anywhere outside of the toilet bowl, usually.
     
  12. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    That is not how particles work
     
  13. CF3234

    CF3234 Fan of: Bandwagons
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    Wait till he finds out what is on his phone screen.
     
  14. bigred77

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    I only poop in my Pittsburgh toilet for this very reason
     
  15. TimJimothy

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    Pal, I'm not blind. It's porn.
     
  16. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    What the hell you need a toothbrush cover for? Just run some water over that bad boy before you put the toothpaste on. It’ll buff out.
     
  17. Constant

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    Never mind the toothbrush. Them poop particles are everywhere.
     
  18. FrankReynolds

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    I rather prefer the taste of my brush after the bristles have marinated in the particles overnight. Some real umami punch, with notes of earthiness.
     
  19. TimJimothy

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    What if it's the poop particles that are killing everyone? Think about it, you ingest poop particles for 80 some years then boom, you're dead.
     
  20. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    This is the correct way, iyam: the solution to pollution is dilution.
     
  21. Constant

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    :ohnoes:
     
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  22. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Whoa.
     
  23. Bruce Bowen

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    Closing the lid before flushing poop reduces the rogue poop particles significantly. Trust me I’m a poop scientist.
     
  24. Lip

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    ask him any poop particle question
     
  25. ClemPson

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    Me every time I open this thread.
     
  26. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    If you watch it go down when you flush you’re taking that shit, literally, in the face.
     
  27. Redav

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    You guys know what's taking place when you smell someone's fart? It's fun to think about
     
  28. Constant

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    A daily minimum intake of poop particles is probably good for you.
     
  29. Lip

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    you know what they say: 12 million poo particles per day keeps the doctor away
     
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  30. TimJimothy

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    The trick is ingesting the right poop particles.
     
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  31. El Tiburon

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    I’d let Hillary Duff poop in my mouth. Just saying.
     
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  32. afb

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    before shark tank, abc had a show called american inventor where I first thought about all of this and it has stuck with me ever since

     
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  33. BWC

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    Breathing in that sweet, sweet COVID obvi
     
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  34. Lip

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    same motherfuckers out there fantasizing about licking butt crack are now worried about a little bit of feces floating in the air
     
  35. CF3234

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    I remember this show. None of those products ever went mainstream.
     
  36. Druce

    Druce Fuck football.
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    Tell you don’t eat ass without telling me.
     
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  37. afb

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    I loved the car seat that was trying to combat motion in an accident and they did a test and the seat did a loop. Really incredible products on there
     
  38. Gambler

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    Can you fuckers just make a toothbrush thread?
     
  39. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    I do not eat ass.
     
  40. CF3234

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    Didn't that product win the whole thing?

    CATCH ELITE!!!!
     
  41. The Blackfish

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    This thread seems to be functioning just fine as a toothbrush thread
     
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  42. ClemPson

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  43. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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    I have only licked my wife's bhole, that hadn't been invented yet when I was in high school/college
     
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  44. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    A true gentleman will gladly tongue tickle their partners balloon knot till their delight. Sorry that I was raised with morals and values I guess.
     
  45. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    I too have only licked blind dog’s wife’s bhole.
     
  46. Saul Shabazz

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    blind dog licks wife's anus is a headline
     
  47. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    Can it legally be referred to as “his bitches anus” in that headline?
     
  48. Shinzon

    Shinzon °°°°°
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    Made me think of this.

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  49. Saul Shabazz

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    Has to be now
     
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  50. Arrec Bardwin

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    I’m way past fantasizing pal
     
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