The Hilary Duff Appreciation Thread: Boothpaste

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by HotMic, Apr 14, 2020.

  1. ScFan27

    ScFan27 Well-Known Member
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    Anti-dentite
     
  2. Redav

    Redav mostly cows and rocks
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    Next you'll be saying they need their own schools
     
  3. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    I’m gonna need a dental voucher program. I don’t like the dental practices you guys push here.
     
  4. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    Tartar Charter is the way to go
     
  5. NP13

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    My WaterPik says to hold it at 45°.
     
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  6. $P1

    $P1 Ball-knower, Poster, Trusted Agent
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    The whites, obvs.
     
  7. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    That's good. That's like a 45-degree brush. Ain't nobody got nothing to say about a 45-degree brush. Fifty. Bring a smile to your face. Sixty, shit, niggas is damn near root planing on that motherfucker. Go down to 20, niggas get their plaque on. Get their blood complaining. But 45? Nobody give a fuck about 45. Nobody remember 45, and y'all niggas is giving me way too many 45-degree brushes! What the fuck?

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  8. Lip

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    wat
     
  9. AptosDuck

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    [​IMG]
     
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  10. Lip

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    do you also say the n word while rapping
     
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  11. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    I’ve watched the wire 2-3 times but I’m not even sure what scene you’re making a joke about
     
  12. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    He copy and pasted a quote.
     
  13. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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  14. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    And he shouldn’t have done that, as a white person.
     
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  15. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    40 degree day.
     
  16. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    I'm always one to lean on the side of respect but it would have never crossed my mind, if I were, say, c+p'ing song lyrics for reference, to take the time to edit out the word, if the site I copied it from didn't do so. :idk:
     
  17. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    He edited a whole lot of that post to not bother editing out the n-word.
     
  18. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Fair. My situation wasn't an apples-to-apples comparison.
     
  19. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    Further alteration of the quote would have detracted from the farcical humor of the situation
     
  20. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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    all you need are a few asterisks.
     
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  21. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also a robot
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    I change it to fellas
     
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  22. Redav

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    Alright let's get back to toothbrushes
     
  23. DirtBall

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    Thank you. Hate all the other random tangents this thread takes.
     
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    Last edited: Oct 14, 2023
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  24. Name P. Redacted

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    Changing the angle of my toothbrush helped a lot

    I did not say any slurs tho
     
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  25. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I didn’t do anything
     
  26. Sir Phobos

    Sir Phobos be a hitter, babe
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    so the series 6 is a good intro point, yes?
     
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  27. Nole0515

    Nole0515 Well-Known Member
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    I used the Intense function and it felt like I went to the Dentist after. very rewarding fealling
     
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  28. soulfly

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    Booma/boomer makes for great reading.
     
  29. Druce

    Druce Fuck football.
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    Nug
     
  30. ButchCassidy

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    My wife says I should get an electric toothbrush and I thought of this thread.

    Series 8 still the best deal?
     
  31. Can I Spliff it

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  32. SugarShaun

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    Depends how fancy you want to get. Amazon has ios on sale. 6 down to $100 from $170, 7 $149 from $219, 8 $169 from $249
     
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  34. ramszoolander

    ramszoolander Guess what? Vulcan butt!
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    Charitably, I"d just like to say fuck you for wasting my time with this notification
     
  35. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  36. Saul Shabazz

    Saul Shabazz RIP Big 'Fo Dub'
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    horse is like damn girl
     
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  37. DirtBall

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    “Ass like me”

    ~the horse
     
  38. visa

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  39. COVIDiskilingme79

    COVIDiskilingme79 Well-Known Member
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    I got a 2 pack of IO 5s from Costco for $100.

    The thing is great.
     
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  40. ramszoolander

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    "me like ass"

    ~us
     
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  41. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure Eye of the tiger, dick of a horse.
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  42. Vinegar Strokes

    Vinegar Strokes Tork is Ass
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    io8 now 149 on Amazon.
     
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  43. SugarShaun

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  44. DirtBall

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    Cheaper than I can buy them for
     
  45. Vinegar Strokes

    Vinegar Strokes Tork is Ass
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    Are you a dentist? Is this a good toothbrush?
     
  46. DirtBall

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    Yes times 2
     
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  47. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also a robot
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    Don’t trust his ass. He’s the tenth dentist you hear about
     
  48. Arrec Bardwin

    Arrec Bardwin La Araña Discoteca
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    Actually you can buy them for that exact price on Amazon.

    HTH
     
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