The Hilary Duff Appreciation Thread: Boothpaste

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by HotMic, Apr 14, 2020.

  1. ScFan27

    ScFan27 Well-Known Member
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    Anti-dentite
     
  2. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Next you'll be saying they need their own schools
     
  3. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    I’m gonna need a dental voucher program. I don’t like the dental practices you guys push here.
     
  4. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    Tartar Charter is the way to go
     
  5. NP13

    NP13 MC OG
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    My WaterPik says to hold it at 45°.
     
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  6. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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    The whites, obvs.
     
  7. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    That's good. That's like a 45-degree brush. Ain't nobody got nothing to say about a 45-degree brush. Fifty. Bring a smile to your face. Sixty, shit, niggas is damn near root planing on that motherfucker. Go down to 20, niggas get their plaque on. Get their blood complaining. But 45? Nobody give a fuck about 45. Nobody remember 45, and y'all niggas is giving me way too many 45-degree brushes! What the fuck?

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  8. Lip

    Lip Well-Endowed Member
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    wat
     
  9. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    [​IMG]
     
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  10. Lip

    Lip Well-Endowed Member
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    do you also say the n word while rapping
     
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  11. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    I’ve watched the wire 2-3 times but I’m not even sure what scene you’re making a joke about
     
  12. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    He copy and pasted a quote.
     
  13. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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  14. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    And he shouldn’t have done that, as a white person.
     
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  15. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    40 degree day.
     
  16. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    I'm always one to lean on the side of respect but it would have never crossed my mind, if I were, say, c+p'ing song lyrics for reference, to take the time to edit out the word, if the site I copied it from didn't do so. :idk:
     
  17. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    He edited a whole lot of that post to not bother editing out the n-word.
     
  18. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Fair. My situation wasn't an apples-to-apples comparison.
     
  19. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    Further alteration of the quote would have detracted from the farcical humor of the situation
     
  20. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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    all you need are a few asterisks.
     
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  21. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    I change it to fellas
     
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  22. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Alright let's get back to toothbrushes
     
  23. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    Thank you. Hate all the other random tangents this thread takes.
     
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    Last edited: Oct 14, 2023
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  24. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Changing the angle of my toothbrush helped a lot

    I did not say any slurs tho
     
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  25. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I didn’t do anything
     
  26. Sir Phobos

    Sir Phobos Knight of Mars, Beater of Ass.
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    so the series 6 is a good intro point, yes?
     
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  27. Nole0515

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    I used the Intense function and it felt like I went to the Dentist after. very rewarding fealling
     
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  28. soulfly

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    Booma/boomer makes for great reading.
     
  29. Druce

    Druce Fuck football.
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    Nug
     
  30. ButchCassidy

    ButchCassidy Well-Known Member
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    My wife says I should get an electric toothbrush and I thought of this thread.

    Series 8 still the best deal?
     
  31. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  32. SugarShaun

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    Depends how fancy you want to get. Amazon has ios on sale. 6 down to $100 from $170, 7 $149 from $219, 8 $169 from $249
     
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  33. NP13

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  34. ramszoolander

    ramszoolander Known for Buns
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    Charitably, I"d just like to say fuck you for wasting my time with this notification
     
  35. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  36. ButchCassidy

    ButchCassidy Well-Known Member
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  37. Saul Shabazz

    Saul Shabazz Holdin Our Weight Like Fatboys
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    horse is like damn girl
     
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  38. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    “Ass like me”

    ~the horse
     
  39. visa

    visa Well-Known Member
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  40. COVIDiskilingme79

    COVIDiskilingme79 Well-Known Member
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    I got a 2 pack of IO 5s from Costco for $100.

    The thing is great.
     
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  41. ramszoolander

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    "me like ass"

    ~us
     
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  42. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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  43. Vinegar Strokes

    Vinegar Strokes Fire Tucker
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    io8 now 149 on Amazon.
     
  44. SugarShaun

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  45. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    Cheaper than I can buy them for
     
  46. Vinegar Strokes

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    Are you a dentist? Is this a good toothbrush?
     
  47. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    Yes times 2
     
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  48. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Don’t trust his ass. He’s the tenth dentist you hear about
     
  49. Arrec Bardwin

    Arrec Bardwin So what, no fuckin ziti now?
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    Actually you can buy them for that exact price on Amazon.

    HTH
     
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