The official documentation of the demise of one Jonathan Paul Manziel.

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  1. TC

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    Does AAF piss test? Nfm
     
  2. William

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    Seems like a harsh punishment that the CFL essentially banned him from their league by saying they wouldn’t register a contract with any other team. I wonder what he did.
     
  3. Joe_Pesci

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    i'm thinking he was trying to get onto some aaf roster while still under contract with the cfl
     
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  4. lechnerd

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    Correct. He’s upgrading:

     
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  5. Aurelius

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    https://www.usatoday.com/story/spor...-wife-denies-half-marathon-cheating/39132093/

    Cliffs:

    Bre is recorded having averaged a 14 minute per mile pace for the first 6 miles

    Does not have a recorded 11 mile split

    According to her / to actually finish at the time she did: finished the last 6.7 miles at 4 minutes per mile pace (the women's 1-mile world record is 4 minutes 12 seconds)

    Apparently people are skeptical
     
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  6. TC

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    Johnny Manziel has a wife?
     
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  7. Wu

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    Yes, she’s a marathon runner presumably waiting for the right opportunity to run away from him
     
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  8. Aurelius

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    *a world record half marathon runner with no training
     
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  9. 941Gator

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    how fast is 4 minutes per mile in relation to 40 yard dash speed? ...believe there are 1760 yards in a mile
     
  10. TC

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  11. 20/20/20/20

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    5.45 40

    44 times in a row without stopping
     
  12. Capstone 88

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    5.45
     
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  13. TC

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    Jfc
     
  14. Aurelius

    Aurelius This man, Lenny Pepperidge, AKA Lenny the Pep...
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    1760 (yards / mile) / 240 (seconds in 4 minutes) = 7.33 yards per second

    40 yards / 7.33 = 5.45 seconds (as others pointed out)
     
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  15. Joe_Pesci

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    Lol she cheated in an event called Run Like A Diva
     
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  16. Aurelius

    Aurelius This man, Lenny Pepperidge, AKA Lenny the Pep...
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    Your math is correct - however, 44 times in a row is only for 1 mile

    She's claiming to have kept that pace up for 6.7 miles

    So, technically a 5.45 second 40 yd dash pace 294.8 times without stopping
     
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  17. 941Gator

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    The top men run 4:45 minute per mile for 26 miles.
     
  18. 20/20/20/20

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    Yeah, he asked what a 4 minute mile corresponded to. So I said running a 5.45 40 44 times in a row is a 4 minute mile.
     
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  20. devine

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    The Trent Richardson of quarterbacks
     
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  22. IHHH

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    Best player in Texas am history folks
     
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  23. lechnerd

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  24. IHHH

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    Lol, really sad
     
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  26. lechnerd

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    That league is interested in success.
     
  27. lechnerd

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    Mike Elko.
     
  28. 20/20/20/20

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  29. lechnerd

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    Was already planning on going to the game next week.

    Now there’s no way I’ll miss it.
     
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    He’s no Garrett Gilbert.
     
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    More like Johnny welcometoactualdecentbbqinsteadofthatbullshitfromtexas
     
  33. devine

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  35. IHHH

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    So pathetic
     
  36. bro

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    What type of tagline is that?
     
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    Probably the worst ever
     
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  38. Daddy Rabbit

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    Not really. Their target audience involves people who have been likely been dropped by another insurance company.
     
  39. IHHH

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    Yeah sure but they could’ve made it a little better. That seems like shitty advertising
     
  40. NoleNBlue

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  41. TC

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    I've been trying to figure out who that was for like 10 minutes. finally got it.
     
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  44. bro

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    Well....
     
  45. zeberdee

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  46. TC

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    Antonio Bryant. (Had to google Tampa Bay Bucs #89 to figure it out myself)
     
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    I guess the highlight of his career was that win over Bama?
     
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