The official documentation of the demise of one Jonathan Paul Manziel.

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  1. IHHH

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    makes absolutely no sense because I am the most lit human being on this earth, pretty sure I am correct
     
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  2. IHHH

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  3. IHHH

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  4. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    Not only am I the most lit, I’m also the most relatable
     
  5. IHHH

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    Touché
     
  6. IHHH

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  7. Corky Bucek

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    He's still mad he didn't get a bid from the XFL
     
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  8. SmoochieWallace

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    It’s like the white trash remix of Sinatra’s “My Way.”
     
  9. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth David LaChapelle levels of not giving a fuck
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    Are you saying I should remove that from my LinkedIn bio?
     
  10. Matt Foley

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    Nah, probably his Heisman. Or the fact that he led the entire league in rushing as a QB.

    He’s obviously a shithead, but no need to minimize his college career.
     
  11. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    That tweet was very legal and very cool
     
  12. Owsley

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    I don’t think he was minimizing his career. Weird flex though.
     
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  13. Matt Foley

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    Seemed like a pretty dismissive post to me.

    But maybe I’m just still drunk.
     
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  14. TC

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    Well, that and the Heisman
     
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  15. 941Gator

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  16. Jack Parkman

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    Still amazes me that with all the obvious red flags he had coming out of college that he went first round
     
  17. AlternativeFactsRule

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    Cleveland though.
     
  18. Bruce Wayne

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    Kyle Shanahan knew what was up
     
  19. Talking Head

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    I’ll always be grateful to him for sticking a fork in Chizik.

     
  20. devine

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    I’m assuming he was drunk?

    Weird how he went away from the spotlight recently. Before he was on video all the time drinking and partying
     
  21. Fudd Gates

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    Nathan Peterman:Peyton Manning :: Tathan Martell:JFF
     
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  22. wes tegg

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    Putting a win over Alabama above winning the Heisman Trophy is pretty hilariously on-brand for an Alabama fan.
     
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  23. bigred77

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    People finally stopped giving enough of a shit to follow him around

    Everyone except buy_dont_lease
     
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  24. brolift

    brolift Treated you like a dog? treat them like a pole
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    Don’t roll and tweet folks
     
  25. IV

    IV I'm often wrong, but occasionally correct
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    couldn’t have one without the other
     
  26. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye P.G.I.T
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    I hate my NFL organization.
     
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  27. yaywaffles

    yaywaffles suck my flaps you piece of shit
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    At least the browns made up for it by drafting Justin Gilbert with their other first round pick
     
  28. Tiffin

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    It was his ultimate "Heisman moment"
     
  29. wes tegg

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    No doubt. It's still asinine to claim that beating Alabama was "the highlight of his career" when he won the Heisman Trophy.
     
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  30. TC

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    Personally I'll always remember his wacky runs in the bowl game vs Duke
     
  31. Charles DeMar

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  32. Jack Parkman

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  33. Louis Holth

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    Was that a coming out of the closet post?

    If so, I found it very tastefully done.
     
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  34. AlternativeFactsRule

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    Is Johnny out?
     
  35. Detlef Schrempf

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    he talking about old town roads?
     
  36. El Tiburon

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    Is Roads the guy on the right?
     
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  37. devine

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    He’s in the comments telling trolls he banged their girlfriends so I don’t think this was a coming out post
     
  38. AlternativeFactsRule

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    Bi?
     
  39. Bruce Wayne

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    There are only 2 things that come from Texas and he doesn't look like a steer to me
     
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  40. steamengine

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    Savage
     
  41. Jack Parkman

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    Nobody could have seen this coming

     
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  42. spagett

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    Whiny bitch on the golf course was the only red flag you needed to pay attention to.
     
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  43. Jack Parkman

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  44. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    everyone must love him then
     
  45. bigred77

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    Right