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  1. Clown Baby

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    He quickly hobbled outside and stood on a curb, hands on his knees, doing that I-think-I’m-gonna-throw-up, weird-breathing-hunch-position for a long time. Meanwhile, the chef, clearly feeling incredibly uncomfortable, did her best to deflect attention from Guy barfing by talking about the family recipes she uses, all while Guy groaned into his hot mic out of frame and muttered, “C’mon, Guy, get it together, you got this,” before vomiting loudly three more times. Finally
     
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  4. Dr. Richard Cranium

    Dr. Richard Cranium I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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  6. Clown Baby

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  7. Karl Hungus

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  8. Clown Baby

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  10. TC

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    Nation’s Moms Announce There No Way In Hell You’re Sleeping Until Noon Every Day This Summer
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    WASHINGTON—Barging into your bedroom and turning on the lights, the nation’s moms announced Monday that there was no way in hell you’re sleeping until noon every day this summer. “I don’t care if you have to go to bed early every night, if that’s what it takes, but you’re not about to just piss away your summer vacation staying up late and then sleeping all day,” said Margie Packer, 47, on behalf of moms all across the country, stressing that they let this lazy behavior go on for a week, but it ends today, so you need to get up, get dressed, and make your bed. “I’ll tell you right now, it’s not gonna be like last summer. Either you get a job or take that volunteer opportunity at the old folks’ home like we talked about, but you’ve got another thing coming if you think I’m just gonna let you sleep all damn day. I know you’re tired, but I’ve been up since six this morning and I need your help around the house. And while you’re at it, your room is just filthy.” At press time, the nation’s moms issued a stern warning that if they came back and you were still in bed, there would be serious repercussions.
     
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  12. racer

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    Naked And Afraid Is Filmed In Columbus, OH On The Campus Of The #Ohio State University

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    Though it may look like the wilderness, the setting for this outdoors show is actually the bug-infested swamp of OSU.
     
  13. Clown Baby

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    My wife used to have a pillow that said “guest room” in our guest room

    smdh
     
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  17. Clown Baby

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    lmao
     
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    Just realized last night we have a wooden sign that says "Pantry" above our pantry, no idea how long it's been there :facepalm:
     
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    blind dog being the first to like this post was a nice touch
     
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  30. Clown Baby

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  31. TC

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  33. racer

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    Mother’s milk got me good
     
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    3. Getting Brained At The Theatre By John Wilkes Booth
    Despite Gehrig’s best efforts, most people simply continued referring to this condition as “bearded man’s complaint.”

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