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    I like when they reuse the stock photos.
     
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    Report: It Time For Neighbor Kid To Go Home
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    JENKS, OK—Calling for the swift and long-overdue removal of the 10-year-old from their property, a new report issued this week by officials from the Buechner household found that it was time for the neighbor kid to go home. “We’re going to be eating soon, and he can’t stay for dinner,” said 41-year-old Jonathan Buechner, who noted the rapidly fading daylight, his children’s need to get started on their homework, and the lack of chicken parmesan to go around as his core evidence as to why the child needed to vacate the premises immediately. “It’s 4:49 p.m. for God’s sake. Aren’t his parents wondering where he is? We know things probably aren’t great at home, but nonetheless, he’s gotta skedaddle.” At press time, sources confirmed that the neighbor kid was still playing in the driveway by himself.
     
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    Have yourself a day, clickhole.
     
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    on fire

     
  15. Karl Hungus

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    #clickclassic
     
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    At press time, Wood assured herself that regardless of the choice she ultimately made, she would wind up back in the hospital.
     
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  26. racer

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    I would have gone with Prego preggo of the week
     
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    Ok this one is just lazy. There’s a whole office episode based on this exact joke from 15 years ago.
     
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  36. Karl Hungus

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    solid day so far.
     
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    so many texts i've received over the years make so much more sense now!
     
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  48. Karl Hungus

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    These two guys are Clickhole employees.

     
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