The Ringer Thread: Complain about everything, yet still consume content

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  1. War Grundle

    War Grundle Nole Mercy
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    I’m going to watch it tonight. Good cast.
     
  2. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL
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    I read the cliffs on the Bill Simmons sub reddit and sounds like Tynes --- a 20-something Black dude who, by his own admission, wrote about whatever he wanted, hosted his own podcast series and parlayed that into a job at a prestige publication -- left because the Ringer doesn't promote its Black employees.
     
  3. Lyrtch

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    this all seems accurate
     
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  4. ZeroPointZero

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    Do you think Bill Belichick employs the “spaceship test” when drafting?
     
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  5. Butthead

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    Bill said "flaw in the ointment" :laugh:
     
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  6. Josey Wales

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    The idea of someone being qualified to be second for mvp but not first seems sort of strange to me. So embiid can go down as a second place finisher, but shouldn’t he take a back seat to Giannis too if you’re being consistent with the logic supporting Jokic ahead of embiid?

    Jokic is the mvp. For the sake of debate I just think the qualification for games played is all or nothing. Like if you didn’t play enough to win the award they should put an asterisk by his great season and omit him from the top 5 convo.
     
  7. ZeroPointZero

    ZeroPointZero Fired Darvin Ham
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    Bill not understanding Russilo's joke about Goran Dragic and then flailing around trying to make his own joke unsuccessfully 3 times was really rough.
     
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  8. Lorne Malvo

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    “Jokic Juice” destroyed me.
     
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  10. ZeroPointZero

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    the total drive-by "You know... the 2018 Cavs had a better roster than people remember!"

    uhhh no. No they did not.
     
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  11. ZeroPointZero

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    Miss me with the endless Steph Curry jerkoff sessions from Bill when he gave Kevin Durant all the credit for the 17/18 titles (all to undermine LeBron of course) and kept tossing out the Dame vs Steph stuff last year
     
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  12. Butthead

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    Dana White is such a meathead :laugh:
     
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  13. BudKilmer

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    i thought Bill did a good job on the interview. Bill obviously knows shit about actual fighting but pressed him on the right things.
     
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  14. Butthead

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    Yeah honestly I was expecting to turn it off after about 5 minutes. I didn't really learn anything new but it was entertaining at least

    Dana's shpiel about how we're Americans and we don't hide in our homes from a virus would have also worked equally well as a parody. "How do you even hide from a virus anyway?" killed me
     
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  15. Handcuffed

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    Van Latham (sort of) wins an Oscar

    Jason Conception won a (daytime) Emmy

    The Ringer is halfway to an EGOT
     
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  16. steamengine

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    Dana White was an auto delete but I guess I’ll go back and listen now.
     
  17. MtOread

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    Maybe it appears on a pod this week, but I'm bummed Bill abandoned the "5 year Oscars" concept he's been doing for years where he with 1-2 guests revisit the Oscars 5 years after the fact to examine what were the best movies from a given year.
     
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  18. Butthead

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    "We're going to start doing pods every Sunday night again"

    I think there's been 3 in 6 weeks?
     
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  19. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  20. BudKilmer

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    Oh man. Tjarks seems like one of the good guys
     
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  21. Upton^2

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    Damn. That’s awful
     
  22. War Grundle

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    Sad to hear that.
     
  23. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    He isn’t my favorite analyst, but he seems like a good dude, and this sucks.
     
  24. War Grundle

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    Celemo Predator Rewatch is up
     
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  25. War Grundle

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    Of course Bill gets the “The CIA got you pushing too many pencils?” line wrong to start the pod.

    Great group though. Bill, Chris, Shea and Kyle Brandt.
     
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  26. Celemo

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    About 1/3 of the way through so far...Bill’s Arnold impersonations are so fucking bad. I’m starting to like Kyle but I wish Van did this episode in his place. Van is really good on this pod
     
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  27. Butthead

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    How close do they sound to the Andrew Luck impressions?
     
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  28. Celemo

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    Have never heard the Luck impersonations but Luck has a deep almost Slagathor type voice so I’m assuming it’s pretty bad
     
  29. War Grundle

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    I love Kyle. I would replace Chris with Van. Van’s great.
     
  30. BudKilmer

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    Kid Mero on real ones was absolutely fantastic
     
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  31. LuPoor

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    Destroyed over the Tjarks news. His poor little boy
     
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  32. Celemo

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    I like Tjarks NBA writing, never heard him in a pod. God bless and good luck. #FuckCancer
     
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  33. C-Pay

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    awful news on Tjarks. Really enjoy his stuff, in terms of writing he's probably the go-to NBA guy over there for me and the pod he's been doing with KOC and Kyle Mann has been great. and yeah seems like a good guy, just terrible
     
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  34. Butthead

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    "His dad played tennis... his mom played tennis... his sister plays tennis"

    I have no idea how good Mac Jones will be but that was possibly the dumbest bit of player analysis I've ever heard. Surprisingly not from Bill
     
  35. Snakes

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    who are the aggregators that bill always whines about?
     
  36. Josey Wales

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    Incredibly annoying and embarrassing pause to rant about that. Stfu Bill
     
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  37. Lorne Malvo

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    Had one last week too. So annoying.
     
  38. LuPoor

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    Just stop visiting reddit, Bill. Dumbass
     
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  39. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    you'd think extra media attention for your media product that makes money by getting listeners for your ads would be the goal

    but no
     
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  40. Upton^2

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    It was awful. Schrager stinks
     
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  41. MODEVIL

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    I love when Kyle leaves stuff in on the Russillo pod which should be taken out. Left in a discussion about setting up Carson Palmer to promote his CBD oil.
     
  42. ZeroPointZero

    ZeroPointZero Fired Darvin Ham
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    people who don't actually analyze or know about the sport they are covering so they rely on what other people say in order to fill time

    also known as Peter Schrager
     
  43. Josey Wales

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    Thought I misheard when schrager said he doesn’t watch any film lmao.
     
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  44. ZeroPointZero

    ZeroPointZero Fired Darvin Ham
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    well Bill doesn't watch any college football but he already knows the TE from Florida has the floor of Travis Kelce's career
     
  45. chuckmasterflex

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    I know it is sponsored, but I can't care less what the odds are a certain guy gets drafted at 14 are. I'd rather here which WR compare to Bill's dogs.
     
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  46. Drew63

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    When he said that about Kelce I had to double take
     
  47. poor paul

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    The floor of the guy who holds the regular season record for receiving yards?
     
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  48. Dirt Dirt McGirt

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  49. bro

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    AT WORST Pitts will be the most dominant TE in the league for 5+ years

    :roll: