The Ringer Thread: Complain about everything, yet still consume content

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  1. vander02

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    You know he’ll be leading the “he must be hurt” cheerleading, can’t just be the CP3 is a mental midget or a choker
     
  2. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    ryen gonna spend the entire second half doing butterfly curls
     
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  3. Butthead

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    i don't understand why ryen won't just say that if you're the team's best player and you're 6'1 or whatever, the nba playoffs are probably going to suck for you
     
  4. Handcuffed

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    i don't think he's going to give him a pass. i think he'll be crushed and it'll be more sad than funny.
     
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  5. steamengine

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    They already have the Celtics-Bucks recap up. That’s fast!
     
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  6. BudKilmer

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  7. Butthead

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    in hindsight, maybe it's not a good sign when the best thing that someone's #1 fan talks about is their "execution"

    i think i'd just rather have better players
     
  8. War Grundle

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    Didn’t see it but impressive series win for the Celtics down 3-2 against the defending champs. They can definitely win the title now that the Suns are out.
     
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  9. Hogger

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    Celtics should be considered the favorites imo.
     
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  10. ZeroPointZero

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    defending champs were missing their second best player the entire series
     
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  11. War Grundle

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    Fully aware but still impressive taking out Durant and Giannis.
     
  12. bro

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  13. BudKilmer

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    Dont think I’ve seen ET since the late 80s. As a kid I enjoyed Flight of the Navigator, Batteries Not Included, Neverending Story more. But I’m just a humble cunt
     
  14. Butthead

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    lol @ bill trying to get ryen to talk about the suns for as long as possible
     
  15. ZeroPointZero

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    It’s just weird for a broadcaster to be so endlessly devoted to a player they aren’t related to or didn’t go to school with. Let alone a player who has never won anything
     
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    ethan strauss and elon musk in one day? big kevin o'chauvinism energy
     
  17. BudKilmer

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    Kevin O Chud
    Kevin O Insurrection
     
  18. War Grundle

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    Ive only seen it once. I watched Flight of the Navigstor half a dozen times.
     
  19. Upton^2

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    Lol the all in podcast is some chud central lately. David Sacks is a cohost, good buddies with Tucker and a big Desantis supporter
     
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  20. Josey Wales

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    Gonna start the “mediocre New England white guy replacement theory” and watch 80% of the ringers tops spin.
     
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  21. ZeroPointZero

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  22. bro

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  23. LuPoor

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  24. BudKilmer

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    i hope he’s Kevin O Cancelled soon
     
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  25. bro

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    :laugh:
     
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  26. Josey Wales

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    Starting to think maybe there are a lot of assholes at the ringer.
     
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  27. LuPoor

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    They're all very talented though, this isn't open mic night
     
  28. Josey Wales

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    “It’s a coincidence so many white guys who are from New England and Boston sports fans are here”

    Look mispronouncing names or having a voice for sign language are endearing.
     
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  29. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

  30. BudKilmer

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    :ded:
     
  31. Xander Crews

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    Laughed for a solid minute at this.
     
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  32. bro

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    So Bill was watching the Sox game tonight?



    hmmm. Okay, let’s see how it is going. Oops!
     
  33. bro

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    I like Mallory. But good lord she is so fucking weird


    ‘I don’t want the ET doll as a memento because I’d be disappointed seeing it in my house and have the doll not talk to me’
     
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  34. bro

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    I love how this run of “good movies” is solely because fucked up family February was such a bomb and they keep referencing how bad it was at the end of every pod
     
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  35. Upton^2

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    Deleted and missed it. What was it??
     
  36. BudKilmer

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  37. War Grundle

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    Im just glad they realized what an awful idea it was.
     
  38. steamengine

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    What was this?
     
  39. steamengine

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    What the fuck
     
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  40. steamengine

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    “by the way please don’t aggregate this, fucking psycho aggregators this is just a conspiracy theory to describe how weird this game was“

    -bill simmons
     
  41. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    about halfway through the et rewatchables and still no stone cold et talk

    :crossedarms:
     
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  42. bro

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  43. LuPoor

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    Which Boston area failson is getting the vacated spot
     
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  44. Xander Crews

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    The Ringer and Spotify proudly present “Life Lessons with Nephew Kyle and Murph”

    A twice a week look at Boston sports and tips on how to pull yourself up by your bootstraps by two self made men.
     
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  45. Gallant Knight

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    I enjoyed the jack o segment
     
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  46. bro

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    How is wedding singer not a rewatchable
     
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  47. Gritty Badger

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    What’s Bill’s take on this stat?

     
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  48. ZeroPointZero

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    his take is probably the same as last year when his other man crush KD was getting guarded by PJ - "He's just fouling him nonstop!"
     
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  49. Butthead

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    durant was scoring like 30 per game though

    i'm guessing he doesn't even bring it up
     
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