TMB Fantasy Season 2018: Where Madrid’s Top Import is Silverware and Export is Cuntiness

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  1. SugarShaun

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    Congratulations to nexus for clinching the title with 3 games to spare.

    Speak with clemsontyger04 for him to provide your honor guard next match
     
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  2. SugarShaun

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    TOTW

    Neuer - Real Madrid
    Bernat - Real Madrid
    Rüdiger - Malmö
    Ginter - Ajax
    Valencia - Barcelona
    Ronaldo - Barcelona
    Dybala - Kaizer Chiefs
    Pjanić - Ajax
    Vázquez - Real Madrid
    Kane - Real Sociedad
    Icardi - Malmö
     
  3. SugarShaun

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    April POTM

    Ivan Perišić - Real Madrid
     
  4. SugarShaun

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    UEFA Champions League Semifinal Leg 1

    Bayern 1-1 Real Madrid
    Goals: 36’ Mertens, 56’ Benzema
    YC: 5’ Casemiro, 25’ Miranda, 57’ Brandt, 74’ Miranda
    RC: 74’ Miranda (2 yellows)

    Manchester City 1-1 Barcelona
    Goals: 48’ Kimmich, 72’ Ronaldo
    YC: 19’ Kimmich, 28’ Silva, 53’ Ibrahimović
     
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  5. SugarShaun

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    UCL Changes
    Gaknight - Need a change for Miranda red. Other CBs are Stones and Jemerson.

    nexus and Druce as you’re both home if you want any changes, let me know
     
    #855 SugarShaun, Apr 30, 2018
    Last edited: May 1, 2018
  6. Gaknight

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    Stones
     
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  7. SugarShaun

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    Changes needed:

    Gaknight - Need a change for Costa yellow accumulation.
    -Memphis. Done.

    TheSkeeter - Need a change for Rojo yellow accumulation. Went with Graqvist. Done.

    prerecordedlive - Need a change for Piszczek red. Went with Davies. Done.

    Spontaneous Cumbustion - Need a change in case Glik can’t play.
    -Ruiz. He’s able to play.

    Druce - Need a change for Gustavo red.
    -Iborra. Done.

    roonskie - Need a change for Alonso red.
    -Lukaku. Done.

    clemsontyger04 - I somehow missed Koulibaly red/yellow accumulation suspension on my list. Zapata is the only bench/reserves CB since De Vrij is hurt so going with him.

    Other things I will check for:
    Barcelona - Godin. Still out.
    Young Boys - Clyne. Grimaldo. Done.
    Brøndby - Varane. Away.
    Malmö - Walker. Done.
    Leeds United - Marcelo. Done.
    Real Oviedo - Rabiot. Done.
    Everton - De Rossi. Done.
    Bayern - Miranda. Done.
    Brighton - Barzagli. Away.
    Atlanta United - Immobile. Away.
    PSG - Tagliafico. Done.

    Long term injuries:
    Brighton - Baptistao - 7 months from 12/9.
    Real Sociedad - Albiol - 4 months from 3/18
    Atlanta United - Naldo - 2 months from 3/18.
    Fiorentina - Isco - 6 weeks from 3/31. Back 5/6.
    Ajax - Lewandowski - 7 weeks from 3/31.
    Milan - Telles - 8 weeks from 3/31.
    PSG - Ter Stegen - 2 months from 4/1.
    Juventus - Yarmelenko - 3 months from 4/1.
    Bróndby - Rodriguez - 5 weeks from 4/7.
    Manchester City - Lloris - 6 weeks from 4/7.
    Juventus - de Vrij - 2 months from 4/8.
    Leeds United - Boateng - 6 weeks from 4/14.
    Ajax - Di Sciglio - 6 weeks from 4/25.

    Yellow Card Monitoring:
    Gündogan, Alonso - 9
    Alderweireld, Illarramendi, Kurzawa, Glik, Gayà, Alves, Valencia, Godin, Dembélé, van Dijk, Boateng, Chiellini, Rose, Suárez, Rüdiger, Paulinho, Koscielny, Goretzka, Telles, Semedo, Weiser, Belotti, Aurier, Sandro, Martinez - 4
     
    #857 SugarShaun, May 1, 2018
    Last edited: May 2, 2018
  8. clemsontyger04

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  9. Gaknight

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    Memphis
     
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  10. roonskie

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    Lukaku for Alonso.
     
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  11. Topper Bottoms

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    Yeah! Suck it lividpool!
     
  12. Druce

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    Iborra
     
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  13. SugarShaun

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  14. Spontaneous Cumbustion

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  15. broXcore

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    pretty sure nexus is just being a dick and showing off now

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  16. TheSkeeter

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  17. SugarShaun

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    He was last sim but I added him to list to check for
     
  18. Popovio

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  19. SugarShaun

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    Real Sociedad 2-2 Atlanta United
    Goals: 14’ Draxler, 17’ Gómez
    YC: 35’ Sandro
    Substitutions: 52’ Fernandes for Koke, 53’ Ndidi for Kovačić, 62’ Jones for Brooks, 69’ Almirón for Fàbregas, 73’ Max for Kurzawa, 74’ Oyarzabal for Bender

    PSG 3-0 Brøndby
    Goals: 26’ Mahrez, 45’ Mahrez, 79’ Willian
    YC: 5’ Umtiti, 37’ Umtiti, 71’ Tagliafico
    RC: 37’ Umtiti (2 yellows)
    Substitutions: 51’ Milik for Belotti, 67’ Willian for Sané, 77’ Škriniar for Tagliafico

    Real Madrid 1-0 Juventus
    Goals: 33’ Benzema
    YC: 14’ Juanfran, 27’ Meunier

    Liverpool 3-1 Everton
    Goals: 15’ Oscar, 32’ Oscar, 50’ Forsberg, 65’ Suárez
    YC: 7’ Hummels, 67’ Hummels
    RC: 67’ Hummels (2 yellows)
    Injuries: 67’ Khedira (9 days; sprained ankle)
    Substitutions: 47’ Gueye for McKennie, 49’ Malcolm for Robben, 57’ Coleman for Alves, 58’ Strootman for Gündogan

    Kaizer Chiefs 1-3 Milan
    Goals: 5’ Aubameyang, 23’ Werner, 40’ Aubameyang, 76’ Insigne
    Injuries: 9’ van Dijk (6 weeks; torn hamstring)
    Substitutions: 47’ Martins for Saúl, 50’ Matip for Koscielny, 70’ Digne for van Dijk, 70’ Gomes for Pizzi, 74’ Sabitzer fo Fabinho, 75’ Biglia for Goretzka

    Real Oviedo 0-2 Bayern
    Goals: 39’ Mertens, 54’ Mertens
    YC: 19’ Marquinhos, 53’ Bailey, 70’ Messi
    Substitutions: 46’ Cazorla for Rabiot, 58’ Zieliński for Casemiro, 68’ Mata for Kroos

    Malmö 1-1 Frankfurt
    Goals: 26’ Rüdiger, 56’ Jota
    YC: 12’ Fernández, 86’ Matuidi
    Substitutions: 48’ Vardy for Icardi, 66’ Bentaleb for Sigurdsson

    Young Boys 2-2 Barcelona
    Goals: 7’ Griezmann, 20’ Ronaldo, 64’ Reus, 79’ Silva
    YC: 42’ Busquets, 48’ Grimaldo
    RC: 4’ Glik
    Substitutions: 46’ Murillo for Bonucci, 47’ De Marcos for Clyne, 54’ Ruiz for Höwedes, 60’ Cuadrado for Ribéry, 65’ Mascherano for Grimaldo

    Leeds United 3-1 Ajax
    Goals: 5’ Neymar, 39’ Jesus, 77’ Asensio, 88’ Neymar
    YC: 10’ Sidibé, 36’ Marcelo
    RC:
    Injuries: 63’ Ginter (7 days; sprained knee)
    Substitutions: 46’ Gameiro for Promes, 64’ Astori for Ginter, 72’ Layun for Marcelo

    Fiorentina 2-0 Brighton
    Goals: 2’ Muriel, 48’ Coman
    Missed Penalties: 43’ Bale
    YC: 25’ Carvajal
    Substitutions: 47’ Wanyama for Isco

    Bremen 1-2 Manchester City
    Goals: 19’ Martial, 71’ Pogba, 81’ Ibrahimović
    YC: 42’ Guerreiro
    Substitutions: 47’ Ibrahimović for Agüero, 55’ Cancelo for Bellerin, 58’ Hazard for Costa, 63’ Witsel for N’Zonzi, 77’ Savić for Luis, 78’ Viera for Pereira
     
    #869 SugarShaun, May 2, 2018
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  20. SugarShaun

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    UEFA Champions League Semifinal Leg 2

    Real Madrid 0-0 Bayern (1-1 aggregate, Real Madrid advances on sway goals)
    YC: 6’ Silva, 40’ Cahill, 61’ Costa

    Barcelona 2-1 Manchester City (3-2 aggregate)
    Goals: 12’ Ribéry, 68’ Ibrahimović, 84’ Ronaldo
     
  21. SugarShaun

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    Congrats to nexus and Druce

    You have both advanced to the final. If there is interest in a streamed UCL Final on Saturday, let me know.

    El Clásico UCL final.
     
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  22. ChileanNole

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    Yes please.
     
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  23. SugarShaun

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    I’ll check last years thread to see how many minutes I set half to, I know it was on Legendary
     
  24. Topper Bottoms

    Topper Bottoms No, the new stadium isn't ready
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    It was long enough for Harry Kane to be subbed off at like the 50th minute
     
  25. Popovio

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    Way to kill a man's dream Shaun.
     
  26. SugarShaun

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    Notes with 2 matches left:

    nexus as we all know has clinched the title
    Druce and DelapThrows have clinched top 3

    Cotton500 has clinched safety in 18th at 43 points.

    Topper Bottoms has all but clinched relegation. Sitting on 31 and Real Oviedo in 19th are at 37

    Real Madrid, Barcelona and Malmö all have 5 or less losses, no one else has less than 10.
    Real Madrid and Barcelona are the only clubs with 20+ wins, Malmö at 18 is the only that can join them.

    Bremen, Atlanta United and Brighton are the only clubs with single digit wins. Bremen can still get to double digits with 1 more win.
     
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  27. SugarShaun

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    Golden Gloves race:

    Neuer - 16
    Buffon and Handanovic - 15

    Golden Boot race:
    Ronaldo - 25
    Higuaín - 18

    It will be tough for anyone to top Ronaldo for POTY
     
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  28. SugarShaun

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    TOTW

    Cillessen - PSG
    Bernat - Real Madrid
    Silva - Real Madrid
    Manolas - Fiorentina
    Carvajal - Fiorentina
    Neymar - Leeds United
    Özyakup - PSG
    Oscar - Liverpool
    Mahrez - PSG
    Aubameyang - Milan
    Jesus - Leeds United
     
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  29. SugarShaun

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    Changes needed:

    tne - Need a change for Umtiti red.
    -Christiensen. He was already in for Škriniar so put Škriniar in. Done.

    john fairfax - Need a change for Hummels red.
    -Pepe. Garay to bench. Done.

    TheSkeeter - Need a change in case Khedira can’t play. I’ll plan on De Rossi. Khedira is fine.

    zeberdee - Need a change for van Dijk.
    -Kjær. Done.

    Spontaneous Cumbustion - Need a change for Glik red. I’ll plan on Ruiz.
    -Ruiz. Done.

    broXcore - Need a change in case Ginter can’t play. I’ll plan on Astori.
    -Astori. He’s fine.

    Owsley - Need a change for Sandro yellow accumulation.
    -Danilo. Done.

    Other things I will check for:
    Barcelona - Godin. Gustavo. Away.
    Brøndby - Varane. Done.
    Everton - Rojo. Done.
    Bayern - Costa. Away.
    Brighton - Barzagli. Done.
    Atlanta United - Immobile. Done.
    Juventus - Koulibaly. Away.
    Fiorentina - Alonso. Done.
    Frankfurt - Piszczek. Done.

    Long term injuries:
    Brighton - Baptistao - 7 months from 12/9.
    Real Sociedad - Albiol - 4 months from 3/18
    Atlanta United - Naldo - 2 months from 3/18. Back 5/12.
    Ajax - Lewandowski - 7 weeks from 3/31.
    Milan - Telles - 8 weeks from 3/31.
    PSG - Ter Stegen - 2 months from 4/1.
    Juventus - Yarmelenko - 3 months from 4/1.
    Bróndby - Rodriguez - 5 weeks from 4/7.
    Manchester City - Lloris - 6 weeks from 4/7.
    Juventus - de Vrij - 2 months from 4/8.
    Leeds United - Boateng - 6 weeks from 4/14.
    Ajax - Di Sciglio - 6 weeks from 4/25.

    Yellow Card Monitoring:
    Gündogan, Alonso - 9
    Matuidi - 8
    Alderweireld, Illarramendi, Kurzawa, Busquets, Glik, Gayà, Alves, Valencia, Godin, Dembélé, Meunier, van Dijk, Boateng, Chiellini, Rose, Suárez, Rüdiger, Paulinho, Guerreiro, Koscielny, Goretzka, Telles, Semedo, Weiser, Belotti, Aurier, Martinez - 4
     
    #879 SugarShaun, May 2, 2018
    Last edited: May 3, 2018
  30. broXcore

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    astori works for me, thank you sir
     
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  31. zeberdee

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    Kjaer for me.
     
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  32. Spontaneous Cumbustion

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    Ruiz works.
     
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  33. Frank Martin

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    Pepe for hummels Garay to the bench
     
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  34. Owsley

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  35. Druce

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    It's hard to be disappointed with a 4 loss season thus far, but when your team is 2nd place to known kid toucher and all around unpleasant doucher nexus it's also hard to be satisfied.
     
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  36. DelapThrows

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    I'm mad I lost my best defensive record.
     
  37. SugarShaun

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    I'll run sim 41 tonight and then sim 42 will be tomorrow with UCL being live streamed on Saturday.

    Looking at the schedule for Saturday I'm thinking like 10-11 AM Eastern start
     
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  38. nexus

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    I took umbrage with your post so I fixed it.
     
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  39. SugarShaun

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    This relegation battle is lit
     
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  40. SugarShaun

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    Liverpool 1-1 Leeds United
    Goals: 15’ Nani, 76’ Neymar (pen)
    YC: 14’ Iniesta
    Substitutions: 54’ Wijnaldum for Bonaventura, 55’ Malcolm for Robben, 58’ Layún for Lichtsteiner, 61’ Talisca for Suárez, 70’ Musacchio for Luiz, 73’ Strootman for Iniesta

    Everton 1-1 Juventus
    Goals: 24’ Lukaku, 47’ Hazard
    YC: 37’ Sánchez, 57’ Sánchez
    RC: 57’ Sánchez (2 yellows)
    Substitutions: 46’ Gueye for Khedira, 46’ Tielemans for Matić

    Atlanta United 0-2 Young Boys
    Goals: 33’ Mkhitaryan, 78’ Mkhitaryan
    YC: 39’ Brooks, 64’ Kanté
    Injuries: 11’ Fàbregas (2 days; dead leg calf)
    Substitutions: 51’ Giuliano for Pedro, 73’ Džeko for Griezmann

    PSG 0-1 Real Madrid
    Goals: 24’ Perišić
    YC: 1’ Tagliafico, 52’ Modrić
    Substitutions: 50’ Vázquez for Benzema, 51’ Paredes for Thiago

    Milan 1-1 Bayern
    Goals: 8’ Insigne, 45’ Dembélé
    YC: 18’ Di Maria, 47’ Matip
    Substitutions: 46’ Matip for Nastasić, 46’ Zieliński for Bailey

    Malmö 2-0 Kaizer Chiefs
    Goals: 34’ Baldé Diao, 67’ Baldé Diao
    Missed Penalties: 74’ Rakitić
    YC: 18’ Laporte, 81’ Kjær
    Substitutions: 53’ Bender for Fabinho, 58’ Vardy for Icardi, 62’ Martins for Ramsey, 78’ Shaqiri for Thauvin, 80’ Sabitzer for Saúl

    Brighton 0-1 Barcelona
    Goals: 80’ Ronaldo
    YC: 71’ Pereira
    Substitutions: 50’ Vogt for Barzagli, 57’ Cuadrado for Ribéry, 60’ Zaha for Carrasco, 64’ Mandžukić for Silva, 76’ Murillo for Morata, 79’ Rudy for Milinković-Savić

    Brøndby 1-1 Ajax
    Goals: 49’ Arnautović, 71’ James
    YC: 26’ Verratti, 57’ Blind, 73’ Alderweireld
    Substitutions: 46’ Havertz for Firmino, 47’ Arnautović for Ben Yedder, 61’ Bruma for Fred, 69’ Lanzini for Asensio

    Real Sociedad 0-2 Bremen
    Goals: 15’ Fekir, 65’ Cancelo
    YC: 5’ Martinez, 26’ Luis
    Injuries: 76’ Draxler (2 weeks; pulled quad)
    Substitutions: 57’ Cancelo for Cavani, 60’ Ndidi for Bender, 63’ Fernandes for Kovacić, 70’ Hernández for Danilo, 73’ Batshuayi for Kruse

    Frankfurt 0-1 Manchester City
    Goals: 46’ Costa
    Missed Penalties: 3’ Payet
    YC: 40’ Benatia, 45’ Kimmich

    Fiorentina 0-2 Real Oviedo
    Goals: 41’ Villa, 54’ Aspas
    Injuries: 45’ Coman (2 months; torn groin)
    Substitutions: 45’ Wanyama for Coman, 50’ Tah for Mustafi, 53’ Aspas for Müller
     
  41. SugarShaun

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    TOTW

    Hrádecky - Manchester City
    Grimaldo - Young Boys
    Bonucci - Barcelona
    Giménez - Real Oviedo
    Florenzi - Real Oviedo
    Baldé Diao - Malmö
    Mkhitaryan - Young Boys
    De Bruyne - Malmö
    Aspas - Real Oviedo
    Higuaín - Real Madrid
    Villa - Real Oviedo
     
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  42. SugarShaun

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    Changes needed:

    clemsontyger04 - Need a change for Sánchez red.
    -Zapata. Done.

    Owsley - Need a change for Draxler.
    -Bruno. Done.

    roonskie - Need a change for Coman.
    -Gnabry. Done.

    broXcore - Need a change for Alderweireld yellow accumulation. I’ll plan on Astori. Done.

    Other things I will check for:
    Barcelona - Godin. Still out. Gustavo. Done.
    Bayern - Costa. Done.
    Juventus - Koulibaly. Done.
    PSG - Umtiti. Away.
    Real Sociedad - Sandro. Done.
    Young Boys - Glik. Done.
    Liverpool - Hummels. Away.

    Long term injuries:
    Brighton - Baptistao - 7 months from 12/9.
    Real Sociedad - Albiol - 4 months from 3/18
    Ajax - Lewandowski - 7 weeks from 3/31.
    Milan - Telles - 8 weeks from 3/31.
    PSG - Ter Stegen - 2 months from 4/1.
    Juventus - Yarmelenko - 3 months from 4/1.
    Bróndby - Rodriguez - 5 weeks from 4/7.
    Manchester City - Lloris - 6 weeks from 4/7.
    Juventus - de Vrij - 2 months from 4/8.
    Leeds United - Boateng - 6 weeks from 4/14.
    Ajax - Di Sciglio - 6 weeks from 4/25.

    Yellow Card Monitoring:
    Gündogan, Alonso - 9
    Matuidi - 8
    Illarramendi, Kurzawa, Brooks, Busquets, Glik, Verratti, Gayà, Alves, Valencia, Godin, Dembélé, Carvajal, Meunier, van Dijk, Boateng, Chiellini, Rose, Suárez, Rüdiger, Benatia, Paulinho, Guerreiro, Kimmich, Koscielny, Goretzka, Telles, Semedo, Weiser, Belotti, Modrić, Aurier, Martinez, Martinez - 4
     
    #893 SugarShaun, May 3, 2018
    Last edited: May 4, 2018
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  43. SugarShaun

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    Notes:

    Real Madrid have clinched title.
    Barcelona, Malmö and Manchester City have clinched UCL.

    Atlanta United and Brighton have clinched relegation.

    Real Oviedo - 40 (-30)
    Bremen - 39 (-20)
    First tiebreaker is H2H
    Drew in September and Bremen won in April.
    Real Oviedo host Real Sociedad.
    Bremen host PSG.

    Higuaín would need to score at least 8 more goals than Ronaldo to tie for Golden Boot.

    Golden Gloves:
    Neuer - Real Madrid - 17
    Buffon - Barcelona - 16
    Handanović - Malmö - 16

    Assists:
    Mertens, Reus, Coutinho - 9
    Hazard, Aubameyang, Salah, Silva, Sané - 8

    Possible table shifting:
    Kaizer Chiefs sit 6th with 60 points
    Milan sit 10th with 58.
    Bayern, Fiorentina and Ajax sit between so lots of room for shakeup.

    Frankfurt 11th with 53
    Leeds United 15th with 50
    PSG, Juventus and Everton sit between.

    6 clubs have 55+ goals:
    Real Madrid - 75
    Barcelona - 64
    Malmö - 59
    Liverpool, Bayern, Fiorentina - 55

    5 clubs have allowed fewer than 40 goals:
    Real Madrid - 30
    Malmö - 31
    Barcelona - 32
    Manchester City, Liverpool - 39
     
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  44. roonskie

    roonskie Let's fuck some shit up
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    Gnabry for Coman.
     
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  45. clemsontyger04

    clemsontyger04 Two offensive coordinators are better than one
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    Clemson TigersAtlanta BravesCharlotte HornetsCarolina PanthersChelseaUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamTiger Woods

    Zapata for Sanchez
     
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  46. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    Alabama Crimson TideTottenhamAtlanta United

    Bruno for Draxler
     
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  47. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun Russ was right, this guy fucks
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  48. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun Russ was right, this guy fucks
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    Real Oviedo 0-0 Real Sociedad
    YC: 40’ Martinez

    Real Madrid 3-1 Atlanta United
    Goals: 21’ Higuaín, 46’ Immobile, 53’ Perišić, 73’ Benzema
    Missed Penalties: 80’ Modrić
    YC: 49’ Kanté, 76’ Cahill
    Substitutions: 56’ Orban for Naldo, 61’ Cahill for Piqué, 74’ Vitolo for Pastore, 74’ Max for Brooks

    Barcelona 2-0 Everton
    Goals: 41’ Ronaldo, 66’ Ronaldo
    YC: 1’ Valencia
    Substitutions: 49’ Cuadrado for Ribéry, 58’ Gueye for Forsberg, 62’ Mandžukić for Silva, 63’ De Rossi for Khedira

    Manchester City 1-1 Milan
    Goals: 77’ Pereira, 89’ Aubameyang
    YC: 36’ Guerreiro, 88’ Kimmich
    Substitutions: 62’ Ibrahimović for Agüero

    Bremen 1-1 PSG
    Goals: 20’ Mahrez, 42’ Pogba
    YC: 5’ Özyakup, 40’ Luis, 52’ Christiensen
    Substitutions: 46’ Cancelo for Bellerin, 47’ Weiser for Tete

    Juventus 1-2 Frankfurt
    Goals: 38’ Jota, 60’ Kessie, 86’ Jota
    YC: 11’ Keïta, 82’ Vertoghen
    Injuries: 28’ Kimpembe
    Substitutions: 56’ Davies for Kimpembe, 68’ Dembélé for Balotelli, 70’ Mendy for Zapata, 72’ Kagawa for Sánchez

    Malmö 3-2 Brøndby
    Goals: 23’ Rakitić, 24’ Rashford, 30’ Thauvin, 47’ James, 59’ Rakitić (pen)
    YC: 1’ Walker, 49’ Fernández
    Substitutions: 46’ Sokratis for Rüdiger, 46’ Bruma for Fred

    Kaizer Chiefs 2-0 Liverpool
    Goals: 44’ Ramsey, 80’ Coutinho
    YC: 15’ Laporte, 66’ Laporte
    RC: 66’ Laporte (2 yellows)
    Substitutions: 58’ Strootman for Iniesta, 59’ Volland for Dybala, 64’ Pulisic for Werner, 65’ Garay for Pepe

    Young Boys 4-0 Brighton
    Goals: 6’ Pedro, 24’ Hamšik, 53’ Džeko, 79’ Mkhitaryan(pen)
    YC: 16’ Dier
    Substitutions: 51’ Vogt for Barzagli, 52’ Džeko for Reus, 57’ Ziyech for Eriksen, 75’ Bacca for Griezmann

    Bayern 1-0 Ajax
    Goals: 51’ Bailey
    YC: 11’ Ginter, 60’ Gonter
    RC: 60’ Ginter (2 yellows)
    Substitutions: 46’ Mariano for Costa, 50’ Ben Yedder for Lewandowski

    Leeds United 2-2 Fiorentina
    Goals: 15’ Promes, 24’ Muriel, 58’ Neymar, 71’ Alonso
    Substitutions: 53’ Tah for Carvajal, 63’ Lukaku for Manolas, 69’ Wijnaldum for Bonaventura
     
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  49. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun Russ was right, this guy fucks
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    TOTS

    Neuer - Real Madrid
    Alaba - Barcelona
    Silva - Real Madrid
    Piqué - Real Madrid
    Kimmich - Manchester City
    Ronaldo - Barcelona
    Modrić - Real Madrid
    Pastore - Real Madrid
    Thauvin - Malmö
    Benzema - Real Madrid
    Morata - Barcelona
     
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