Tommy Tuberville running for Alabama senate with Sean Spicer as his Offensive Coordinator

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  1. Z

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    Moore is an absolute quack on about 33% of issues. If he wasn’t possibly a pedo I’d say he’d be better. Moore is not dumb.

    Tubs is stupid and nobody knows what he believes about anything. It’s incredible.
     
  2. JGator1

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    Is Tubs gonna squirm his way out of any debates with Jones?
     
  3. tylerdolphin

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    Why debate when Trump has already told the people he's the man for the job?
     
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  4. Josey Wales

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    But he’s white? Well nothing to show us strong, smart leaders matter in America. Let’s go Tommy!

    ~ White Alabamans
     
  5. wes tegg

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    I don’t see a whole lot of difference between them.


    No clue.
     
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    Big fan of this tweet
     
  9. Where Eagles Dare

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    God damn
     
  10. Lyrtch

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    good thread on how awful sessions is

    tubs might suck, but i'll get some joy that sessions himself is gone even if his minions are still running around the halls of power
     
  11. bro

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    I think we can safely say he sucks
     
  12. gus_chiggins

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    Never in his wildest dreams would he ever cross trump
     
  13. JonathanCoachman

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    Tuberville is such a dream opponent for Jones to run against. Observing the GOP in Alabama’s trouble with such a gimme senate seat the last 3.5 years has been a joy.

    The right wing, Sidewalk Bammers have a real Sophie’s Choice to make.
     
  14. electronic

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    Doug Jones going up against Roy Moore and Tommy Tuberville in consecutive elections is really something. Nice work, Alabama.
     
  15. Matt Foley

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    Don’t get your hopes up about Jones winning. Being from here, I unfortunately don’t think he has any chance.
     
  16. Deuce

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    Jones beat Moore by 1.5% in a December special election. In a POTUS election...

    Tommy Tuberville is going to be a United States Senator if he’s alive and not in jail.
     
  17. Taques

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    god damn this is already the front runner for funniest thing of the decade :roll: :roll: :roll:
     
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  18. BudKilmer

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    I just hope and pray Alabama Dems just mock Tubbs as a coach repeatedly
     
  19. The Blackfish

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    This is true. I know so many people who think going in and marking to vote straight republican is better than actually marking Trump and Tuberville’s name. That’s outside of the people who will just straight up vote for them.

    Jones has no chance.
     
  20. JonathanCoachman

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    At least you have the one example where your states’ voters came through. It’s hard to buy into the greatness of American Democracy garbage when my state is going to re-elect a person who can’t say anything about any issue without embarrassing video footage of him having the polar opposite viewpoint popping up in a matter of minutes.
     
  21. TrustyPatches

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    “I really can’t stand Tuberville but I WILL NOT vote for a democrat they are ruining the country!”

    /scene
     
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  22. The Blackfish

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    Please don’t quote my dad.
     
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  23. TrustyPatches

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    I quoted all of our dads
     
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  24. Savage Rob Chubb

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    Tuberville having a winning record vs. Saban AND Urban Meyer is something else.
     
  25. The Blackfish

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    Is that your reasoning for voting for him?
     
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  26. JonathanCoachman

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    Doug Jones should make a campaign ad about Tuberville being unable to take proper advantage of Alabama’s sanction years and was a mere bystander watching Alabama become the top program in the country.
     
  27. AlternativeFactsRule

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    When the football season gets canceled and Coach Nick “Lou” Saban blames Donald Trump for that cancellation, that’ll really kick this race into high gear.
     
  28. The Blackfish

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    I would give my left nut for Saban to endorse Jones but it won’t happen. I’ll have to settle for him being in a BLM video.
     
  29. TrustyPatches

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    Honestly there’s more than a few who have canceled Nick for his BLM video. Trump got more pull than even the greatest most best coach in the history of ever does in a state obsessed with Football.
     
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  30. AlternativeFactsRule

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    That’s sad.
     
  31. Savage Rob Chubb

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    I don't live in Alabama.
     
  32. The Blackfish

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    Would you if you did?
     
  33. Savage Rob Chubb

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    I would be voting for Doug Jones.

    I hate Tuberville now which sucks because I grew up liking him.
     
  34. The Blackfish

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    Move back
     
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  35. fsugrad99

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    The AlDems Twitter account is absolutely run by someone who used to post here
     
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  36. One Two

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  37. BayouMafia

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    Yep saw this on my fb feed and my brain just about melted. I don't know the commenter so I didn't bother to block her name
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  38. DuckKin

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    polls will tell us that person is lying about not voting for Trump the first time, or they are a political unicorn as Trump has not been growing his voting block at all.

    the train can’t stop! I’d better hop on it.
     
  39. BayouMafia

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    when I see a statement like that I just assume the person was just too lazy to vote in 2016 but was still celebrating like a motherfucker when he won
     
  40. Barves2125

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    There's a lot of "I didn't vote for him the first time and think he has done a poor job but I just might have to vote for him this time" in Alabama. No one buys it but they keep saying it hoping someone will eventually.
     
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  41. nofatchildren

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  42. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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  43. TrustyPatches

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    That’s the most random southlick’d ever
     
  44. bertwing

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    I was literally going to post the same pic
     
  45. Joe_Pesci

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    Senator Tuberville :ahh:
     
  46. Mr. Bean

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    SIAP but 0:50 and 1:15 are straight out of a South Park parody of a southern football coach running for office
     
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  48. Redav

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    Need to get a picture of him waving a rebel flag while at Ole Miss. On second thought, that would prob help his chances
     
  49. Matt Foley

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