Tommy Tuberville running for Alabama senate with Sean Spicer as his Offensive Coordinator

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  1. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox This guy is a fucking disgrace
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  2. Marbles

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  3. bertwing

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    This is gonna be tough for Dairy Queen watching his all time favorite coach vote to take away his Obamacare and food stamps
     
  4. Gaknight

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    He realizes that state is predominantly Bama fans right?
     
  5. Fusiontegra

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    Like, if any state in the country would not elect an official because he coached a rival football team, Alabama has to be the top of the list.

    Maybe Wisconsin?
     
  6. TheFreak55

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    I mean he basically gave them saban so they should be thankful
     
  7. gus_chiggins

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    It just means more
     
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    Man could call a fake punt/fg at the perfect time
     
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  10. Wu

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    Oh boy he really dropped the #MAGA
     
  11. Gaknight

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    If you run as a Republican in Bama you basically must
     
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  13. Deuce

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    Doug Jones might be the luckiest man in America
     
  14. Where Eagles Dare

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    Fuck Tommy Tuberville and that maga bus you rode in on
     
  15. bigred77

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    Landslide victory
     
  18. BudKilmer

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    I’m gonna bust into a debate so I can ask Tubbs some questions about Tony Franklin
     
  19. gus_chiggins

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    The only things that bring Alabama and Auburn fans together are Barves baseball and voting red :facepalm:
     
  20. Lyrtch

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    they almost elected a pedophile

    now that i think about it i'm not sure which is more harmful to your chance of being elected
     
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  22. steamengine

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    Is that the 2019 Alabama gop senate race or the ‘27 Yankees?
     
  23. Z

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    Tommy Tuberville, a United States senator. Jeez....
     
  24. Teflon Queen

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    It is not tough at all...only cucks need food and healthcare anyways
     
  25. Deuce

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    Here’s what is going to happen:

    Tuberville and Roy Moore will be in a runoff due to name recognition and cross over voting since Jones is basically unopposed.

    Roy Moore wins the runoff due to cross over voting and enough Bammers not voting for that Barner jackass.

    Since it is a POTUS election year and we still allow straight party voting, the Senator for the next 2-3 years* from Alabama will be a guy who has been forcibly removed from office twice and used to creep on underage girls at malls.

    *Assumes Roy Moore follows his historical pattern and gets removed from office again.
     
  26. DaveGrohl

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    Seem like an appropriate thread to ask: what the fuck happened to Bradley Byrne? He was a centrist R for the longest time but seems to have gone full Trump moron lately. Is he that desperate to get elected? He’s not going to outdo Tubs or Moore in that area. Just seems like the wrong move.
     
  27. Tiffin

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    He's always been a clown :twocents:
     
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  28. Mister Me Too

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  29. Gritty Badger

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    He's a look at me egocentric loser who failed upwards into a seat that Bonner gifted to him when he left for that sweet sweet lobbying money. Bradley is the prototypical cockroach politician that will do whatever it takes to make sure he can win his next election and provides no value to anyone in the district except the folks who work at Austal on their government contract welfare jobs that he protects with billion dollar ships that don't work and we don't need.

    His staff makes fun of him on the regular for how often he spends his time self-critiquing his performance on Fox News.

    Tuberville is a clown but Bradley will falling all over himself to out-Trump Trump if he gets elected.
     
  30. Beagle

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  31. Gaknight

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    Dems should run ads questioning whether Bama fans love Trump or hate Auburn more.
     
  32. wes tegg

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    This happened to him:



    And he's never been the same.
     
  33. ShuPoor

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    There's really nothing conservatives love more than voting for marginal celebrities
     
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  34. Odin

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  35. Gritty Badger

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    Byrne double digits behind Tubs is so heartwarming
     
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  36. wes tegg

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    Is it?
     
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  37. Gritty Badger

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    Yes, fuck Bradley.
     
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  38. Beagle

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    Are Alabama Republicans that insane?

    They already blew one election by nominating the worst candidate ever. Now they may go with Tuberville. Seems like some generic right-winger like Byrne would beat Jones by ~10.
     
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  39. Gaknight

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    Tubs is a MAGA shithead so
     
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  40. Deuce

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    Yes.
     
  41. wes tegg

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    Byrne still can’t shake being a “liberal.” The poll is on name recognition alone. Tubs may win the general primary, but he’ll lose to whomever makes the runoff.
     
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  42. tylerdolphin

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    Tuberville is generic right winger plus name recognition and not a pedophile. That's all they need, really. Especially in a presidential election.
     
  43. Gritty Badger

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    Bradley spent the last week storming the SCIF with his fellow Spartan Warrior Matt Gaetz and then proceeded to book all his time for the next 4 days on every single TV and Talk Show he could get on to tell everyone how he barged in there and screamed at Schiff and demanded the sham investigation be brought forth in public.

    He's a 10000000 times more of a MAGA asshole at this point than Tubs
     
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  44. Lyrtch

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    a not unlikely scenario is Moore vs Jones part 2 and Moore wins because it's a presidential year
     
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  45. wes tegg

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    What do you Tubs would do?
     
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  46. tylerdolphin

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    That's mind boggling to me. I can almost wrap my head around people just voting R anyway once he was already on the ticket last time when they pedophilia shit came out. But to vote for him again in a primary when there are other R options just as politically nutty is something even crazier
     
  47. poor paul

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    Tubs is a generic right winger.
     
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  48. DaveGrohl

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    Sadly still the best shot Jones has (Moore being the candidate).
     
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  49. wes tegg

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    It's also worth noting that qualifying is still open. Sessions (or others with similar name recognition) could still jump in.
     
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  50. Lyrtch

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    not wrong

    but woof at where the party is now