Tommy Tuberville running for Alabama senate with Sean Spicer as his Offensive Coordinator

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  1. wes tegg

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    I don't think he's smart or savvy enough to pull that off even if he did care enough, and I think he's going to be too incompetent to even be an effective puppet.
     
  2. Deuce

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    That’s Senator Complete Moron. Please use his formal title.
     
  3. wes tegg

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  4. Z

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    Boy I hope you're right. I'm afraid he'll be there for a long time though once he gets incumbency.
     
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  5. wes tegg

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    His campaign is so incompetent that it allowed his opponent to purchase TommyTuberville.com.
     
  6. bro

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    He doesn’t need to run a competent campaign to win or be a multi term senator
     
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  7. wes tegg

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    Eh, he needs to have competent people around him to have staying power. We indict/prosecute/remove a lot of politicians here. We're batting close to 1.000 when it comes to antiestablishment candidates.
     
  8. Tobias

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    tubs is more likely to be the 2024 gop nominee for potus than to only get one term
     
  9. Deuce

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    You know this as well as I do, but there’s no one in Alabama that’s going to see that and change their mind. Sadly, if anything that’s borderline endearing to Tommy in this state.
     
  10. wes tegg

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    Oh, I know. It's just further evidence of the level of amateurism Tubs is working with.
     
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  11. gilstein21

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    And let’s not rule out his wife getting drunk and running him over
     
  12. southlick

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    Tubby just ran a commercial where he's going to donate his paycheck to the veterans of Alabama.

    Doug's been trying to hammer Tubs about veterans in his ads.
     
  13. spagett

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    I saw it. He also said if you burn a flag, you should be in jail

    It was basically tailored to people who can't read or write. So embarrassing.

    Fuck him.
     
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  14. IV

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    Is there a Republican at the state level or above that actually gives a shit about the country and it’s citizens right now? I say no

    Meant this for the greater country discussion but point stands
     
  15. spagett

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    I don't think a single Republican voter in Alabama cares about ranking at the bottom of just about everything.

    Politics has been reduced to grade school bullshit and the focus is on simplistic issues rather than progress.

    People suck.
     
  16. Deuce

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    This is a fantastic troll by Tubs
     
  17. Where Eagles Dare

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    The people of Alabama don't see this as an important piece of legislation. More of a hindrance giving black folk rights
     
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  18. southlick

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  19. 40wwttamgib

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    A real shame his dad didn’t stay on that beach indefinitely
     
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  20. TylerDurden

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    “I’m Tommy Tuberville. Fuck the constitution. Here’s some jingoistic bullshit. America!”
     
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    that plays hard to the base

    my cousin in Indiana is probably beating off to this
     
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  22. Deuce

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    I’m Tommy Tuberville and I’ll donate my puny Senate paycheck because not one, but two college football teams are still paying me not to work.
     
  23. Mister Me Too

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    He will also get more money from grifting on the side.
     
  24. Z

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    We elected a geriatric idiot as governor twice because he made tv/radio ads saying he was a doctor and Alabama needed a doctor (he was a dermatologist), and that he wouldn't take a salary (he was of course independently wealthy).

    Tubs plays right into the stupidity of the average Trumper in Alabama. Though I have at least talked to a few that even draw the line at Tubs, but nowhere near enough.
     
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  25. nexus

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    In Alabama? Landslide victory incoming...
     
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  26. duc15

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    great strategy for Alabama then
     
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  27. LetItSoak

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    Taking someone's freedom for burning a piece of cloth is absolutely mindblowing to me in a free country
     
  28. Drown ‘Em

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    In all seriousness, how is Tuberville essentially saying “if you vote for me I will take a government salary and give it to veterans” not illegal vote buying? If I was on the Jones campaign I’d be filing complaints with every election commission I possibly could.
     
  29. tylerdolphin

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    Probably not a fight that would profit Jones politically in Alabama.
     
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  31. DriveByBBQ

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    Now consider the piece of cloth is a symbol representing the freedom of choice to burn said cloth.
     
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  32. Tiffin

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    Saw this during SNF. Love it
     
  33. snowfx2

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    [​IMG]
     
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    "male mammal, approximately 30 to 60 years of age..." :laugh:
     
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  35. southlick

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  36. Tommy Callahan

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    Saw Bentley leaving the grocery store tonight. His license plate is G53. Seems like a very odd thing to brag about being governor when you got kicked out

    He is also back practicing...
     
  37. Z

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    Tuberville would be an idiot to debate. All he has to do is stay on the ballot and keep his head down and the idiot will win.
     
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  38. Deuce

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    This might be the most shameless tweet in the history of twitter.

     
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  39. spagett

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    Bentley is such a beta cuck
     
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  40. wes tegg

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    He had to do something like 1000 hours of community service in his practice, presumably doing mole checks and whatnot.
     
  41. Z

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    He’s the absolute worst. And Luther was an absolute idiot.
     
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  42. gus_chiggins

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    This is 100% accurate and absolutely sickening
     
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  43. IV

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    Is there any updated polling? Dems tapped me 3 times to make sure i voted, (only took one tap)
     
  44. southlick

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  45. IV

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  46. IV

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    DATES POLLSTER SAMPLE RESULT NET RESULT
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    SEP 11-20, 2020
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    Morning Consult 658 LV Jones
    34%
    52%
    Tuberville Tuberville +18
    KEY

    A = ADULTS

    RV = REGISTERED VOTERS

    V = VOTERS

    LV = LIKELY VOTERS

    Sept. 21, 2020
    President: general election Ala.

    AUG 17-19, 2020
    B/C
    The Tyson Group 600 LV Biden
    44%
    48%
    Trump Trump +4


    Wait what at Trump +4? How is that even possible while Tubs is +18?
     
  47. bigpig

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    President Trump's going to carry the state thanks to Senator Tommy Tubberville's coattails.

    Imagine reading that sentence ten years ago.
     
  48. DriveByBBQ

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    Per a family member, he’s been administering Botox injections as recently as last week.
     
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  49. CaneKnight

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    So Alabama draws the line only at a pedophile and just barely when it comes to electing people who are actually qualified for this job. State should just be set on fire and left to burn.
     
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    war damn eagle
     
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