Tommy Tuberville running for Alabama senate with Sean Spicer as his Offensive Coordinator

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  1. Lyrtch

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    decades of ideological rot and empirical vacuousness with power only propped up by treating anything the opposition did as treasonous leads to some dark corners
     
  2. Tiffin

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    Saw a big Roy Moore bilboard in Mobile on I-10 yesterday too. Goddammit Alabama
     
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  3. Talking Head

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    I want to jump in a time machine and explain this to some bammer right after the 2007 iron bowl while Tubs is holding up 6 fingers.

    “You’re gonna vote for that man to be your senator in 13 years because Donald trump told you to.”
     
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  4. Z

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    Makes me even more embarrassed to have formerly been a Republican.
     
  5. Jax Teller

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    If Saban ran for office as a Democrat and Trump came out attacking him, how many Gump's heads would explode?
     
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  6. Talking Head

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    I'll be honest, I kinda blame Tubs' trollery for the football gods unleashing Saban upon us.

    It was awesome at the time though I'm not gonna lie.
     
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  7. Fran Tarkenton

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    but for real, I would look forward to Senator Nick Saban from Alabama.
     
  8. Talking Head

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    That would be great for so many different reasons.
     
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  9. ElectricDreamMachine

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    he's been using this on the campaign trail. saying something like "well i ran all those other guys off and then you got saban." kind of a brilliant way to appeal to bammers tbh
     
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  10. Barves2125

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    My biggest Trump supporter friend is also my most ridiculous Bammer friend. He's extremely irrational in both (which is kinda a prerequisite for the former). I desperately want to hear him choose between an Auburn coach he hated and still hates and a guy his beloved Trump absolutely hates. Which will break first -- Bammerdom or Trumperdom?

    Stay tuned!
     
  11. AlternativeFactsRule

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    He’ll remain loyal to Trump. Once you’ve taken that plunge, you’ve forsaken your previous self and attachments you had previously.
     
  12. Barves2125

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    You'd think so. And may be correct. But this guy has been the type of Bammer to try to bail out Harvey Updyke in a show of support. I'm a die-hard Bammer but he's absolutely absurd. At the very least, I want him to acknowledge that he is choosing Trump over Bama. Either way, it's highly entertaining.
     
  13. ElectricDreamMachine

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    is this an mb friend? i've had to pretty much excise all the trump ones from my life. one works as a fucking legislative aide for trump now.
     
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  14. Barves2125

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    You know it. You absolutely know it. He's firmly in the Trump cult of personality and firmly in the Bama cult as well. In reality, he'll almost certainly vote for Tubbs but he won't admit it because he doesn't want it on his record as a Bammer.
     
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  15. ElectricDreamMachine

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    tubs' campaign manager, though from the gump, was president of SAE at bama (machine babyyyy) so he's also pretty in with the mb old row crowd
     
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  16. i am a bammer

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    Think there is any chance of Shelby going against Trump?
     
  17. Capstone 88

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    It’s a tough job, but Clown Baby has to do it
     
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  18. i am a bammer

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    @charlieP
     
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  19. Z

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    He’s already endorsed Sessions, but he’ll do it fairly quietly probably. Doubt he rocks the boat.
     
  20. Taques

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    is “florida man” the bama version of calling tubs a coastal elite?
     
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  21. i am a bammer

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    Coast trash*
     
  22. i am a bammer

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    Sad, low energy, etc
     
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  23. bigpig

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    Talk about threading a needle.
     
  24. Redav

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    Lol you pathetic bitch
     
  25. Taques

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    i can’t even comprehend this degree of cuckholdry
     
  26. electronic

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  28. Mister Me Too

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    Mr. President I’ll suck your dick if you want me to, nothing you do will ever change that.
     
  29. southlick

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  30. southlick

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  31. BudKilmer

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    We probably deserve covid-19
     
  32. Jax Teller

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    The NRA endorsed Sessions. Now their heads are really gonna explode. Their love of guns vs their love of trump.
     
  33. Mister Me Too

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    Nope, it’s an easy choice for them, they will always choose Trump, it doesn’t matter if the other option is Jesus Christ himself.
     
  34. Nandor the Relentless

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    Good, fuck em
     
  35. The Banks

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    Covid-19, take my energy

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  36. bro

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    Generally not team wish death, but Roy Moore can go meet his imaginary maker
     
  37. gilstein21

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    Can we put a monument on his grave with the 10 shittiest things he did during his life?
     
  38. Jax Teller

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    How do you narrow it to 10?
     
  39. Nandor the Relentless

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    Rock Paper Scissors
     
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  40. John McGuirk

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    Surely we wouldn’t be so lucky
     
  41. southlick

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  42. Prospector

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    Would it flip if Nick endorsed Kebbler Elf?
     
  43. bro

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    YIKES. Not even gonna tag the people who liked all these posts.
     
  44. Deuce

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    In my defense, Alabama GOP has nominated Roy Moore and Kay Ivey for its last two major elections, we no longer deserve credit.

    Secondly, it is a completely different situation. Moore beat the guy Trump endorsed because the guy Trump endorsed got his seat in a shady manner. Tubs is going to win because the Republicans of Alabama are so brainwashed by Trump they think the guy who has a 20 year record in the Senate can't be a Senator because he was a totally pussy as AG.
     
  45. bro

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    I'll refrain from saying I told you so anymore as to Tubbs chances to win the GOP nomination.

    Do you guys think this is worst case scenario for Doug Jones?
     
  46. i am a bammer

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    I don't think there was ever a chance for Jones
     
  47. wes tegg

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    Doug Jones wouldn't have beaten Roy Moore if it had been a general election. He wasn't winning reelection regardless of his opponent.
     
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  48. Redav

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    It was over once Trump endorsed Tubbs and shit on Sessions
     
  49. wes tegg

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    Alabama has a closed primary, and the turnout for a July 14 runoff is going to be very light. I still wouldn't count Sessions out. He's going to have a stronger ground game.