***UBBO: Drop Yo Nuts***

I predict a 22-21 absolute shit fest.

Idk who wins but cocks cover and that’s the only god damned thing that matters baby

 

We look mid as fuck

 

We are mid as fuck but we’re in this

 

They haven’t done that since Muschamp

 

That offensive line is horrific

 

We are bad on both sides of the trenches.

 

literally zero accident our best years we had an elite DL. Trouble is it’s hard to have an elite DL.

 

I don’t even know our DEs after Edmond and Burch transferred and saw Strachan was listed as an LB on the depth chart.

 

Onside kick, three and out. ROFL what a team

**go for it on 4th and don’t convert

 

Brown should’ve caught that.

 

Same as it ever was

 

This is about to get out of hand.

 

This is about to get ugly

 

They need to go ahead and try the freshmen cornerbacks at nickel because Nelson is dogshit

 

Hopeium is a hell of a drug

 

Our defense is scared of Maye

And our offense is shook

 

Rattler is running for his life.

 

OL cost the game

 

People always say things like “well one thing I know is we can’t possibly get worse at <insert position group>”

And then it always gets worse

 

Clemson fans lurking in here is so on brand.

 

Adkins still can’t coach a decent OL.

 

Bummer ngl. It’ll make ruining White Supremacist U’s season again the only goal.

 

6 sacks given up to a team that had 17 all last year.

Rattler isn’t even going to make it that far.

 

imagine how mad they’ll be

 

He’s not the OL coach anymore

 

Ah, my mistake. Lonnie Teasely can’t coach a decent oline.

 

Dude is declaring for the draft tomorrow and getting out to save his life

 

So are we gunna fuck up Furman or what. 16.5 line seems pretty disrespectful

 

Yea if I was a betting man o would be hammering the fuck out of that

 

Woof

 

We’re back (to the Muschamp era)

 

Furman has “FU all the time” on the back of their helmets and that’s pretty cool

our defense is not cool

 

Number 7 is particularly worthless.

 

Our coaches’ absolute refusal to give the ball to McDowell outside the tackles is mind numbing

 

I wonder how much sooner we would have had this Spencer Rattler had anyone other than Marcus Satterfield been in charge of the offense last season. His QB at Nebraska is an even worse looking basketcase than Rattler was at the start of last season

 

That one throw from sellers just gave me hope for the future.

 

him

 

5 star receiver Harbor has already accomplished more at receiver than 5 star receiver Chris Culliver did in his career.

 

Sansbury just signed Sellers to a six figure NIL deal

 

Can’t spell shit pole without…

 

Is this real? Post in NIL worst endorsements thread