UFOs or Balloons: Time 2 Probe

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  1. Bruce Wayne

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    Unfortunately Arkadin no longer posts here
     
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  2. BudKilmer

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    I will destroy isis and the Chinese spy balloon
     
  3. Fargin'

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    We're not gonna remove a foreign intelligence device that's at 50k feet because we think the Chinese might retaliate and destroy our LEOSs that are at 500k feet?
     
  4. kennypowers

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    You have to out flank it, go up higher. And surprise it from above. There’s only one man for the job

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  5. kennypowers

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    I’m not saying that is our motive here, but just noting that Chinese have demonstrated the ability to shoot down satellites. Then we hastily showed our ability to do so https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Burnt_Frost

    I can’t say for sure but I’d be surprised if that little back and forth didn’t accelerate the space force idea.
     
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  6. Lip

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    now do eleanor rigby
     
  7. chuckmasterflex

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    Force majeure always blowing my airships all over the shop
     
  8. Redav

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    I hate it when I accidentally put a spy balloon over a country I have an adversarial relationship with
     
  9. bwi2

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    I thought they said it wasn’t theirs
     
  10. zeberdee

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    once it gets to Philly we'll take care of it just like hitchbot.
     
  11. killerwvu

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  12. Stagger Lee

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    Are you suggesting the US use the Nitrous Mafia to fight a proxy war against the Chinese?

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  13. CF3234

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    So the Red Dawn invasion is next week right?
     
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  14. Stagger Lee

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    Mexican American
     
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  15. Chipper>Jeter

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    Kinda surprised she would want to shoot down something that could potentially be full of a new China Virus Paaaaawwwwllll
     
  16. Lip

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  17. cutig

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    Trump probably would've done that when it was over a crowded area then when people died from the debris called it fake news and moved on
     
  18. IowaHuskerFan3

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  19. timo

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    yeah, just have the Disco Biscuits throw an emergency concert in South Dakota or some shit. That balloon will be sucked down in no time
     
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  20. Bruce Bowen

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    If there were more than like 25 people in Montana they could use the FL man method to get rid of it.
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  21. ashy larry

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    just texted my air force buddy- they’re on it as we speak.
     
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  22. timo

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    tyfys
     
  23. Tigers

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  24. glimmer

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    our military and media apparatus that supports them are both dumb as hell
     
  25. kennypowers

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    If season 3 of Jack Ryan is not about Chinese weather balloons with nukes then what are we even doing.
     
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  26. i am a bammer

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    If I need a balloon expert, I'm looking for Clown Baby who has spent many days at the Phish lot
     
  27. Clown Baby

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  28. Tarpon Nole

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    Season 4?
     
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  29. Can I Spliff it

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    This arc of 24 is lame
     
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  30. BudKilmer

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    Old Battlewagons are aesthetically beautiful
     
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  32. Stagger Lee

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    It will be our generation's Live Aid, just a little less righteous a benefit ... and 1 for $10, 3 for $20. NO DEALS!
     
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  33. backinblack23

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    Where was the Space Force on this one? If it's 50,000' up is that not their territory?
     
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  34. ClemPson

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    This will be the last thing that balloon sees if it flies over South Carolina.
     
  35. spagett

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    I like it
     
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  36. HoosDaMan

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    Haha. We made them say they “regret” it. Check and mate.
     
  37. HotMic

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  38. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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  39. Baron

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    Do your thing Bammers
     
  40. Tarpon Nole

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    that’s not the Chinese balloon
     
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  41. timo

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    **Suddenly a Chinese Offensive Coordinator candidate parachutes out**
     
  42. ClemPson

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    That balloons not even Chinese Pawwwwlllll
     
  43. beerleagueman

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    this overshadowing a great jobs report…
     
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  44. Cornfed Buffalo

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  45. Icculus is a Bammer

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    I know nothing about espionage but wouldn’t you paint the balloon blue to better blend in with the sky?
     
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  46. LuPoor

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    What if there's a cloud, what then smart guy
     
  47. Baron

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    I didn't click on the link but LOL.... you're right.
     
  48. bertwing

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    Ok now we can nuke it
     
  49. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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  50. zeberdee

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    it’s an invasion