Urban Meyer is an awful human being and Zach Smith is now ruining other people’s marriages

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  1. Emma

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    We know
     
  2. SugarShaun

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    Wow. Words hurt. Not as much as punches and throws from Zach but they still hurt
     
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  3. GuyOnA_Buffalo

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    Today I met my wife and kids for lunch at BWW(their fav place): 10 traditional wings with desert heat and a side of mango habanero, blue cheese, and carrots. I cannot believe Urban leaked info about coaches turning down jobs to boost recruiting. :/
     
  4. TC

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    Wow. Good get
     
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    *insert slave joke*
     
  6. Constant

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    lol "get" goes in apostrophes what kind of newbie amateur are you?
     
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  7. Constant

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    Can someone dig through the emails to find references to the breeding stock that OSU keeps in the bowels of the Shoe to pass the genetics of these fine specimens forward?

    a.k.a. Urban's slutty daughters
     
  8. pez

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    Higher than this guy

     
  9. herb.burdette

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    Now you know why we occasionally get smoked by Iowa and Purdue. Pink locker rooms and fluffy unicorns distract him.
     
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  10. dukebuckeye

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    I can't stop thinking about how horrifying would it be for someone to go through my text messages (or TMB posting history) and release them to the public.

    What a world.
     
    #8410 dukebuckeye, Aug 2, 2019
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  11. dukebuckeye

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    Also, I hate CUM's text grammar. Really bothers me.
     
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  12. Celemo

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    I avoid the NSFW threads at work but every once in a while I think about HR reading back to me and my boss some of my TMB posts and I shudder
     
  13. Celemo

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    He texts like Kendall
     
  14. IHHH

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    He is not lying

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  15. IanBoyd

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    I mean if you're going to post Urban's fake 40 yard times, how you gonna choose that one over the one where UF had four 4.2 guys on the team?

    [​IMG]
     
  16. IHHH

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    I am sorry man, Thank you for driving the point a little further with a better picture
     
    #8416 IHHH, Aug 2, 2019
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  17. juice

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    Haden ran a 4.57 at the combine.
     
  18. devine

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    Yeah none of that was even close
     
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  19. IanBoyd

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    All the supposed 4.2 guys ran in the 4.4 - 4.5s
     
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  20. Corch

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    Remember how legitimately upset some posters in this thread got about us discussing lunches when all of this was going down?
     
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  21. Celemo

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    2nd best TMB Buckeye tactic after the “Michigan Mad” affair
     
  22. Corch

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    It worked like a charm.
     
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  23. SugarShaun

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    When the reporters were all just waiting for the BoT decision and started tweeting about lunch

     
  24. 941Gator

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    We all just assumed you guys felt Courtney deserved it :idk:
     
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  26. Mr. Bean

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    :laugh: of all the things that came out of yesterday, he is most concerned about the authenticity of a job offer he claims to have received years ago in his now defunct career
     
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  27. DeToxRox

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    Not the time to start disclosing stuff, Nick
     
  28. DeToxRox

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  29. Corch

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    Still mad
     
  30. visa

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    Time to die, bitch

    -Chris Rainey

    -Zach Smith
     
  31. Jack Parkman

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    I stand with Zack!

     
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  33. Bert Handsome

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    Which tmb osu poster is this?

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  34. SugarShaun

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  35. Patface

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    Can't be worse than your IG posts imo
     
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  36. mal630

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    What is the demographic for this apparel?
     
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  37. Nole0515

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    white trash
     
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  38. Celemo

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    How are you gonna complete the Donruss Willie Stargell puzzle if you don’t open the packs yo
     
  39. devine

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    Chiefs fans
     
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  40. Patface

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    I had 88 Topps packs too. Big day in the Dayneface garage.
     
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  41. Saul Shabazz

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  42. devine

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  43. Constant

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    Such a badass.
     
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  44. buckwild

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    Fucking dare him to try a THE shirt
     
  45. pez

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    He is THE Menace 2 Society
     
  46. Zebbie

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    What’s his next tweet gonna be - “lawsuits and judgments don’t apply to me!!”
     
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  47. devine

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    I just ordered 3

     
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  48. Bert Handsome

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    Oh my that thread is somethin
     
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  49. Bert Handsome

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