Uvalde, TX School Shooting

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  1. bro

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    God that’s awful
     
  2. ClemPson

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    Article doesn’t specify but I’m sure it’s paid administrative leave.
     
  3. racer

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    Hey Pete, sounds like your job is getting a little hard on account of you facilitating murder of children. Hows about we pay you to stay home instead?
     
  4. Can I Spliff it

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    Lmao at blaming the chief only, it's the whole PD
     
  5. VaxRule

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    It’s every PD. They’re a mob protection racket with less accountability.
     
  6. BudKilmer

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    teachers AND students with guns, what could go wrong?
     
  7. El Tiburon

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  8. Doc Louis

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    janitorial staff gonna clap back hard if someone leaves food on the cafeteria floor
     
  9. racer

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    Zero sum game I guess. If everybody is armed nobody is armed.
     
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  11. afb

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    So next up on the Supreme Court is allowing states to lower the age of owning a gun
     
  12. fuckthestateoftx

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    Give babies a gun as soon as they exit the womb
     
  13. $P1

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    Apparently they should be allowed the gun as soon as they're conceived. Put a gun in every vagina! GOP 2024
     
  14. prerecordedlive

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    I believe around the time of the Virginia Tech shooting, we were still at a point where multiple school shootings in a decade was unprecedented.

    We’re currently at multiple school shootings per week being a regular occurrence.

    Soon, we can have multiple shootings in the same classroom if we just arm everyone.

    Good stuff. Ruin public education entirely and you’re guaranteed an uneducated voter base that exists to be sucked dry by capitalism while being tricked into voting against their own interests every 2 years.
     
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  15. Marty Kaan

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    I think she is dumb as shit but I agree children should go through fire-arm/hunters safety (what I think she meant). In no way shape or form should they be armed. If that is what she actually think she is an even bigger moron than I originally thought.
     
  16. dblplay1212

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    Why should kids learn how to use a gun? Fuck that, teach them to stay the fuck away from them.
     
  17. PeterGriffin

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    Queue up the video of the child at the gun convention fucking around with that long rifle and some woman encouraging him and calling it adorable.
     
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  18. Tommy Jefferson

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    What gives you even a slight inclination to give Marge the benefit of the doubt?
     
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  19. Marty Kaan

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    why would you not want your children to understand / respect how dangerous fire-arms are? Granted I grew up on a farm where we lease duck hunting blinds so my opinion is based on my childhood.
     
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  20. Line 4 Guy

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    I took it as an elective to one of my FFA classes.
     
  21. Blu Tang Clan

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    You don’t have to fire guns to learn that.
     
  22. dblplay1212

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    Kids know drinking bleach is dangerous without actually drinking bleach.
     
  23. prerecordedlive

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    Lock your guns up and they don’t need this training. Don’t let them play at friends’ houses if you aren’t positive their parents have taken the same level of care.

    Pardon the rest of us for thinking empowering children to use a gun might not be a good thing. I don’t think a 5 year old is going to pick up an unsecured gun while unattended and safely secure it for the adult that was dumb enough to leave it out. I’m more inclined to believe they’d still stare down the barrel because it’s an interesting item.
     
  24. racer

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    She intended it as a prerequisite to adolescents carrying guns. Consider the source.
     
  25. wes tegg

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    Literally the only thing that the NRA does that's worth a shit is its kids' gun safety program. Stop; don't touch; run away; and tell a grown-up.
     
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  26. Marty Kaan

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    I don't think I touched my first gun until I was 13. I'm not suggesting 5 year olds start training with weapons.
     
  27. skiedfrillet

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    How will children know how to use power drills at their 9-5 jobs once they’ve been given the freedom to work again if we don’t train them in how to properly handle a handgun as a toddler?
     
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  28. BudKilmer

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    You suckers, I train my infants on a nail gun.

    they learn trigger discipline and how to build me a new deck.

    child labor rules
     
  29. Gotch Yarbrough

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    "My opinion is based on my experience on a farm in Louisiana" might as well auto-translate to "my opinion is dumb as shit."
     
  30. Daniel Ocean

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    i told my kids “guns aren’t toys. they can kill you”. I literally banned any type of gun in my home. My kids never played with water guns, those “laser” guns that made noise. If it was a gun it went in the trash. I know that’s excessive. I got shit for it and had family members try and give my kids toy guns and they’d all go in the trash. Guns aren’t toys was the clear message.

    My kids have never been around a fire arm. My kids have thusly never been in danger of being shot by one. There is zero reason for kids to know gun safety if you don’t have guns around you. There is zero reason to have guns around you because they make your family less safe.
     
  31. El Tiburon

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    Sounds a lot like the sex talk my very Catholic dad had with me as a teenager.
     
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  32. BlazingRebel

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  33. bigred77

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    Just think how much better off you would be if you had listened to him
     
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  34. beeds7

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    How are kids going to know the dangers of drugs unless we get five year olds hooked on heroin? This is the dumbest thought process I have ever heard.
     
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  35. BrentTray

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    So they did shoot a kid
     
  36. DuffandMuff

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    The uvalde police were the gunman :ohshit:
     
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  38. racer

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    Cool. They were reported on for that a few weeks ago, but still kept on going?
     
  39. hoebekec

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    I think the traffic stop is new info, but the rest is just the details of what she said and was reported a couple weeks ago
     
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  40. Can I Spliff it

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    There has to be a way of curtailing school shootings that isnt incredibly abusive to everyone involved
     
  41. racer

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    Here’s to testers getting domed
     
  42. Prospector

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  43. BudKilmer

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    Wish he’d resign from breathing by jumping into an oncoming train
     
  44. Charles DeMar

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  45. DuffandMuff

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    Update: cops are pussies unless serving no knock warrants or chasing down unarmed civilians during a traffic stop.
     
  46. bertwing

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    Fixed
     
  47. Wicket

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    whilst i do agree with the first part i very much am opposed to the latter part. Its incredibly traumatic for whoever is driving the train and slightly less so but still for the passengers
     
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