Vasectomy Thread

Got my second negative test back!

 

Congrats. You don't know how big of a kick to my already mutilated nuts it was to get my sample back and still have millions of viable sperm

 

Confirmed that I'm shooting blanks and we can pull the goalie today

 

Scheduled my vasectomy as a Valentine's Day gift to the wife. Fug me.

 

Hopefully the doc can stitch up your sack in the shape of a heart

 

It's a gift to yourself, brother

 

Oh thanks for bumping thread. Today is 8 weeks post-op so I need to see if it worked

 

This made my week

 

If you have a home office (shit any office) that needs to be framed.

 

Put that puppy on the fridge

 

So jealous. My retest is in a month.

 

Just submitted all my stuff to get this done. Been putting it off for months, no real reason just lazy. Looking at May

 

Get the gas even if you're not scared

 

or the happy shot, best decision i've ever made

 

Urology consult in early May.

Excited to be firing blanks soon.

 

They don't call me gas man for nothing

 

Procedure scheduled for March 16th, right in time for the NCAA Tournament

Looks like we're stopping at four boys.

 

Thanks for this tip. I bought these after seeing this post and they were fantastic. Today is Day 11 and am feeling 90-95% back to normal, so they did their job those first few days.

 

goddamnit i really don't want to do this but i think i owe it to my old lady.

 

fuck that do it for yourself

 

Don’t be a baby, snip off your balls

 

She isn’t the only one that benefits from this

 

Got snipped this morning. Local numbing only. Took ~30 minutes. Only about ten seconds of pain/discomfort the whole time. The anxiety was way worse than the actual procedure for anyone reading this and considering it.

Waiting on the soreness to kick in once the numbness wears off. If the recovery goes as easily as the procedure I should have done this years ago. Now I get to kick back for 48 hours of baseball.