Vasectomy Thread

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  1. Hail Southern

    Hail Southern GATA Eagles!
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    Got my second negative test back! :tmbtailgate:
     
  2. Where Eagles Dare

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    Congrats. You don't know how big of a kick to my already mutilated nuts it was to get my sample back and still have millions of viable sperm
     
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  3. WhiskeyDelta

    WhiskeyDelta Well-Known Member
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    Confirmed that I'm shooting blanks and we can pull the goalie today
     
  4. Roy Kent

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    Scheduled my vasectomy as a Valentine's Day gift to the wife. Fug me.
     
  5. ned's head

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    Hopefully the doc can stitch up your sack in the shape of a heart <3
     
  6. Where Eagles Dare

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    It's a gift to yourself, brother
     
  7. Jeffrey Lebowski

    Jeffrey Lebowski Obviously you're not a golfer
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    Oh thanks for bumping thread. Today is 8 weeks post-op so I need to see if it worked
     
  8. ned's head

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    [​IMG]
     
  9. DrTomOsbourne

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    This made my week
     
  10. Bruce Bowen

    Bruce Bowen Well-Known Member
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    If you have a home office (shit any office) that needs to be framed.
     
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  11. ned's head

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    Put that puppy on the fridge
     
  12. Where Eagles Dare

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    So jealous. My retest is in a month.
     
  13. Bruce Bowen

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    Just submitted all my stuff to get this done. Been putting it off for months, no real reason just lazy. Looking at May :blessed:
     
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  14. DrTomOsbourne

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    Get the gas even if you're not scared
     
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  15. Hail Southern

    Hail Southern GATA Eagles!
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    or the happy shot, best decision i've ever made
     
  16. Tom Servo

    Tom Servo A bunch of our ship fell off and nobody likes me
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    Urology consult in early May.

    Excited to be firing blanks soon.
     
  17. Bruce Bowen

    Bruce Bowen Well-Known Member
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    They don't call me gas man for nothing
    [​IMG]
     
  18. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    Procedure scheduled for March 16th, right in time for the NCAA Tournament :smug:

    Looks like we're stopping at four boys.
     
  19. buckwild

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    Thanks for this tip. I bought these after seeing this post and they were fantastic. Today is Day 11 and am feeling 90-95% back to normal, so they did their job those first few days.
     
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  20. yesman

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    goddamnit i really don't want to do this but i think i owe it to my old lady.
     
  21. blind dog

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    fuck that do it for yourself
     
  22. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Don’t be a baby, snip off your balls
     
  23. ugafish

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    She isn’t the only one that benefits from this
     
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  24. DaveGrohl

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    Got snipped this morning. Local numbing only. Took ~30 minutes. Only about ten seconds of pain/discomfort the whole time. The anxiety was way worse than the actual procedure for anyone reading this and considering it.

    Waiting on the soreness to kick in once the numbness wears off. If the recovery goes as easily as the procedure I should have done this years ago. Now I get to kick back for 48 hours of baseball. :angrycorn:
     
  25. Where Eagles Dare

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    7 months later officially shooting banks. Sigh of relief. Was pretty bummed after that 1st test
     
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  26. ned's head

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    :rules:
     
  27. Where Eagles Dare

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    What would you like a picture of? My penis?
     
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  28. ned's head

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    Was hoping for a pic of the sparkling semen that was pulled from an arctic spring, but I guess that works as well
     
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  29. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    I'm about 17 days post-op and most of the pain and swelling has gone away. My left testicle is still much larger than my right one. Curious as to when that'll start getting back to normal.
     
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  30. Where Eagles Dare

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    I had one that was much more swollen and bruised than the other
     
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  31. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    When did they eventually even out?
     
  32. Where Eagles Dare

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    I honestly don't remember. I just recall my left one being hurt more and more swollen. They all ached for a while and super sensitive.
     
  33. buckwild

    buckwild #BucketsGetsBuckets
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    That sucks. I recently got it done as well and I had next to zero swelling on either side. It took about a full 14 days to feel completely normal, but it's cumming sir.
     
  34. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    That's crazy because my nuts swelled up so large for a few days that it was extremely inconvenient to have them hang between my legs. I felt like Randy from South Park where he bounces around on his giant nutsack.
     
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  35. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    This was me three days after the operation

    [​IMG]
     
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  36. buckwild

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    Yeah, I didn't have anything like that but was pretty vigilant with the icing/not doing shit those first handful of days.
     
  37. Where Eagles Dare

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    Every time I sat down I felt like I was sitting on my nuts
     
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  38. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    Maybe it's just a problem for us Giant-Dick-Havers and not for Small-Penis-Havers like buckwild
     
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  39. buckwild

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    I'm sorry you could only afford to have your procedure done in Mexico and are facing complications due to the subcare. I had a great doctor here in the States!
     
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  40. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Any recommendations for the Orlando area?
     
  41. Tangman

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    Currently waiting for my consultation before this fine procedure
     
  42. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Scheduled for October. Said they recommend IV sedative which kinda surprised me.
     
  43. ugafish

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    Probably an up charge, but a welcome one provided you have a ride home
     
  44. WhiskeyDelta

    WhiskeyDelta Well-Known Member
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    Woulda been nice. They just stabbed my balls.
     
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  45. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    They actually said gas would be more of an up charge than the IV with insurance. I’ll have to call back and ask. It was a lot of information all at once
     
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  46. Name P. Redacted

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    FYI it’s usually done with a local anesthetic. Knocking you out seems a bit much.
     
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  47. LuPoor

    LuPoor I wanted to do something good before alcohol class
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    I honestly would refuse a general anesthetic for that procedure
     
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  48. ned's head

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    A real man would have them go through the urethra