Vasectomy Thread

Got my second negative test back!

 

Congrats. You don't know how big of a kick to my already mutilated nuts it was to get my sample back and still have millions of viable sperm

 

Confirmed that I'm shooting blanks and we can pull the goalie today

 

Scheduled my vasectomy as a Valentine's Day gift to the wife. Fug me.

 

Hopefully the doc can stitch up your sack in the shape of a heart

 

It's a gift to yourself, brother

 

Oh thanks for bumping thread. Today is 8 weeks post-op so I need to see if it worked

 

This made my week

 

If you have a home office (shit any office) that needs to be framed.

 

Put that puppy on the fridge

 

So jealous. My retest is in a month.

 

Just submitted all my stuff to get this done. Been putting it off for months, no real reason just lazy. Looking at May

 

Get the gas even if you're not scared

 

or the happy shot, best decision i've ever made

 

Urology consult in early May.

Excited to be firing blanks soon.

 

They don't call me gas man for nothing

 

Procedure scheduled for March 16th, right in time for the NCAA Tournament

Looks like we're stopping at four boys.

 

Thanks for this tip. I bought these after seeing this post and they were fantastic. Today is Day 11 and am feeling 90-95% back to normal, so they did their job those first few days.

 

goddamnit i really don't want to do this but i think i owe it to my old lady.

 

fuck that do it for yourself

 

Don’t be a baby, snip off your balls

 

She isn’t the only one that benefits from this

 

Got snipped this morning. Local numbing only. Took ~30 minutes. Only about ten seconds of pain/discomfort the whole time. The anxiety was way worse than the actual procedure for anyone reading this and considering it.

Waiting on the soreness to kick in once the numbness wears off. If the recovery goes as easily as the procedure I should have done this years ago. Now I get to kick back for 48 hours of baseball.

 

7 months later officially shooting banks. Sigh of relief. Was pretty bummed after that 1st test

 

What would you like a picture of? My penis?

 

Was hoping for a pic of the sparkling semen that was pulled from an arctic spring, but I guess that works as well

 

I'm about 17 days post-op and most of the pain and swelling has gone away. My left testicle is still much larger than my right one. Curious as to when that'll start getting back to normal.

 

I had one that was much more swollen and bruised than the other

 

When did they eventually even out?

 

I honestly don't remember. I just recall my left one being hurt more and more swollen. They all ached for a while and super sensitive.

 

That sucks. I recently got it done as well and I had next to zero swelling on either side. It took about a full 14 days to feel completely normal, but it's cumming sir.

 

That's crazy because my nuts swelled up so large for a few days that it was extremely inconvenient to have them hang between my legs. I felt like Randy from South Park where he bounces around on his giant nutsack.

 

This was me three days after the operation

 

Yeah, I didn't have anything like that but was pretty vigilant with the icing/not doing shit those first handful of days.

 

Every time I sat down I felt like I was sitting on my nuts

 

Maybe it's just a problem for us Giant-Dick-Havers and not for Small-Penis-Havers like buckwild

 

I'm sorry you could only afford to have your procedure done in Mexico and are facing complications due to the subcare. I had a great doctor here in the States!

 

Any recommendations for the Orlando area?

 

https://www.google.com/search?q=no+needle+no+scalpel+vasectomy+orlando,+fl&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS915US915&oq=no+needle+no+scalpel+vasectomy+orlando,+fl&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOTIGCAEQRRhA0gEINjQ4NmowajSoAgCwAgA&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

That's what I googled for my area and found a great doctor (ended up driving 2.5 hours from my house)

 

Currently waiting for my consultation before this fine procedure

 

Scheduled for October. Said they recommend IV sedative which kinda surprised me.

 

Probably an up charge, but a welcome one provided you have a ride home

 

Woulda been nice. They just stabbed my balls.

 

They actually said gas would be more of an up charge than the IV with insurance. I’ll have to call back and ask. It was a lot of information all at once

 

FYI it’s usually done with a local anesthetic. Knocking you out seems a bit much.

 

I honestly would refuse a general anesthetic for that procedure

 

A real man would have them go through the urethra