What kind of snake is this?

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  1. Pelican

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    Gaboon Viper
     
  2. dblplay1212

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    Yea this little bastard was MEAN. I opened the gate of the patio but he was on the opposite end. I tried to use the broom to make him go towards the opening but he backed himself into a corner and then started striking at the broom. Eventually I went outside and got him to back away from the screen so I was able to undo the screen and make an opening. Took him a few minutes but he finally found his way out. He went straight to the fence and followed it until he found an opening to go back to the canal.

    This is him through the screen when I was opening it up.

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  3. tandin

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    Had an old dog that was trained to attack

    sometimes
     
  4. dawgonit

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    good work dbl. will help to keep your house rodent free.
     
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  5. kinghill

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    You should have trapped it for the animal control guys, like that old dude did with the alligator on the golf course.
     
  6. milquetoast

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  7. zachary

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    uhhhh how about you go fuck yourself mr. tough guy, spiders are the spawn of satan. fuck those guys
     
  8. Gtr

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    to me it looks like a black racer to me
     
  9. Sean Connery

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  10. cutig

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    rat snake
     
  11. cutig

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    Also - didn't dblplay1212 have one of these threads earlier on this spring?
     
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  12. TLAU

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    Was doing some yard work for my grandmother a few years ago and we found a black widow. I go to get a shovel to hit it with and she takes her shoe off goes over and mashed it. Felt like a huge puss
     
  13. dblplay1212

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    Yep. Was going to bump the old thread but I think it's gone. Fucking Florida, man.
     
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  14. Pelican

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    A wuttttt?

     
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    Thanks...I knew it was a risk but you validated my effort.
     
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  16. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    want no part of the southron US and your beasts of the swamp
     
  17. dome foam

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    by gawd that's an Alabama black snake
     
  18. Jc6

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    snakes and spiders don't bother me. Horses (up close) scare the shit out of me though.
     
  19. dblplay1212

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    We are opposite. I don't like spiders and I'm petrified of snakes but horses are my friend.

    Ruuuuuub his neck.

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    Oh yea, he likes that.

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    WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA!

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    Asshole.

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  20. Jc6

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    They are just so damn big. One kick and they will mess you up. The humanlike teeth also freak me out a bit.

    Look what a horse did to superman.
     
  21. dblplay1212

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    Don't walk behind them. Problem solved.
     
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  22. fsudan

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    Let it bite you and report back with your symptoms.
     
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  23. dblplay1212

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    I named him Dan bc he ran away from me.
     
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  25. fish

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    Battle of the cheeks.
     
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  26. fsudan

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    Thanks for thinking of me
     
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  27. Corch

    Corch Hmm surprised you didn't know that
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    Dan the horse

    I like it.
     
  28. dblplay1212

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    I was referring to the snake that ran away.

    I named the horse marcus bc marcus likes to kiss me, too. And of course marcus is hung like a horse. The name just worked on several levels.
     
  29. Corch

    Corch Hmm surprised you didn't know that
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    LOL I'm fucking retarded
     
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  30. bhrangerfan0809

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    As a part-time rumpologist, I feel I should chime in; looks like you've got a definite boomslang on your hands.
     
  31. Blu Tang Clan

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  32. leroi

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    that was also my first impression
     
  33. Jake Scott

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    Next time just call me and I'll swing by to handle your snake.

    I'll even remove the one from your screened-in porch.
     
    #83 Jake Scott, Jun 22, 2015
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  34. Tobias

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    lol god you're a pussy, fsudan
     
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  35. fsudan

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    We get it, Tobias. You love belittling people on the internet because you're a little nerd in real life. Really, we all get it
     
  36. Tobias

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  37. fsudan

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    That literally took 8 seconds for a response. Get a hobby
     
  38. Capstone 88

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    Pussy
     
  39. Tobias

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    i hate snakes so much
     
  40. Doug

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    rat snake... maybe a racer... did you chase and was it really fast, that's the only way to really find out?

    One day I drove up to my camp and there were 5 of those fuckers under the tractor, snake orgy I assume, when I got close they took off in every direction and were fast as shit- I have never seen a snake move like that. One got up in the seat of our golf cart, now years later I'm still scared to open the seat

    #coolstorybro
     
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  41. Jc6

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    Don't try to rationalize my irrational fear.
     
  42. Capstone 88

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    Horses are tied with dogs for my favorite animal
     
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  43. dblplay1212

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    Did I chase it? :yaoface:

    As for how fast he was, I honestly don't know. I mean I watched him leave from the door but he seemed to move like a normal snake. He was striking fast as shit at the broom, though.
     
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  44. lhprop1

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    Tube snake, imo. Rub it's belly and see if it spits at you.
     
  45. bertwing

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    Those dbl/horse pics kill me every time
     
  46. Joey Freshwater

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    Found this outside my house tonight. I killed it because I didn't want my dog to try to be a badass and get bit but then I remembered this thread and realized I probably shouldn't have just killed it. Regardless, anyone know what this is?

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  47. Ironmike

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    It's likely the devil in serpent form. Glad you sent it back to hell.
     
  48. Pelican

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    lyrprophet where do you live? Bama? It actually almost looks venomous but if I could see the eyes better I would probably be able to tell you.
     
  49. Prospector

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    imo dbl had a king snake on his porch
     
  50. Joey Freshwater

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    Yea I'm in Alabama. I could probably go get a picture of the head if you'd like. It's still in the driveway.