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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by dblplay1212, Jun 21, 2015.
Yea this little bastard was MEAN. I opened the gate of the patio but he was on the opposite end. I tried to use the broom to make him go towards the opening but he backed himself into a corner and then started striking at the broom. Eventually I went outside and got him to back away from the screen so I was able to undo the screen and make an opening. Took him a few minutes but he finally found his way out. He went straight to the fence and followed it until he found an opening to go back to the canal.
This is him through the screen when I was opening it up.
Had an old dog that was trained to attack
good work dbl. will help to keep your house rodent free.
You should have trapped it for the animal control guys, like that old dude did with the alligator on the golf course.
uhhhh how about you go fuck yourself mr. tough guy, spiders are the spawn of satan. fuck those guys
to me it looks like a black racer to me
You're gonna die
Also - didn't dblplay1212 have one of these threads earlier on this spring?
Was doing some yard work for my grandmother a few years ago and we found a black widow. I go to get a shovel to hit it with and she takes her shoe off goes over and mashed it. Felt like a huge puss
Yep. Was going to bump the old thread but I think it's gone. Fucking Florida, man.
Thanks...I knew it was a risk but you validated my effort.
want no part of the southron US and your beasts of the swamp
by gawd that's an Alabama black snake
snakes and spiders don't bother me. Horses (up close) scare the shit out of me though.
We are opposite. I don't like spiders and I'm petrified of snakes but horses are my friend.
Ruuuuuub his neck.
Oh yea, he likes that.
They are just so damn big. One kick and they will mess you up. The humanlike teeth also freak me out a bit.
Look what a horse did to superman.
Don't walk behind them. Problem solved.
Let it bite you and report back with your symptoms.
I named him Dan bc he ran away from me.
Battle of the cheeks.
Thanks for thinking of me
Dan the horse
I like it.
I was referring to the snake that ran away.
I named the horse marcus bc marcus likes to kiss me, too. And of course marcus is hung like a horse. The name just worked on several levels.
LOL I'm fucking retarded
As a part-time rumpologist, I feel I should chime in; looks like you've got a definite boomslang on your hands.
that was also my first impression
Next time just call me and I'll swing by to handle your snake.
I'll even remove the one from your screened-in porch.
lol god you're a pussy, fsudan
We get it, Tobias. You love belittling people on the internet because you're a little nerd in real life. Really, we all get it
That literally took 8 seconds for a response. Get a hobby
i hate snakes so much
rat snake... maybe a racer... did you chase and was it really fast, that's the only way to really find out?
One day I drove up to my camp and there were 5 of those fuckers under the tractor, snake orgy I assume, when I got close they took off in every direction and were fast as shit- I have never seen a snake move like that. One got up in the seat of our golf cart, now years later I'm still scared to open the seat
Don't try to rationalize my irrational fear.
Horses are tied with dogs for my favorite animal
Did I chase it?
As for how fast he was, I honestly don't know. I mean I watched him leave from the door but he seemed to move like a normal snake. He was striking fast as shit at the broom, though.
Tube snake, imo. Rub it's belly and see if it spits at you.
Those dbl/horse pics kill me every time
Found this outside my house tonight. I killed it because I didn't want my dog to try to be a badass and get bit but then I remembered this thread and realized I probably shouldn't have just killed it. Regardless, anyone know what this is?
It's likely the devil in serpent form. Glad you sent it back to hell.
lyrprophet where do you live? Bama? It actually almost looks venomous but if I could see the eyes better I would probably be able to tell you.
imo dbl had a king snake on his porch
Yea I'm in Alabama. I could probably go get a picture of the head if you'd like. It's still in the driveway.