The Colonoscopy Thread

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  1. NYGator

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    Yes my wife's friend had that. I had to drink 2, 12 oz drinks last night. Wasn't awful, but a pill is certainly better. Ready to go.
     
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  2. Constant

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    I think I would have doubts about the pill clearing out all those nooks and crannies as opposed to the turbo flush.
     
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  3. NYGator

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    My guess is you still need to drink a certain amount of fluids for it to work properly. You just don’t have to taste the stuff.
     
  4. fish

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    My prep was two dulcolax at 3:00 pm, drink 48 ounces of Gatorade/Miralax mix from 5-7pm. Two more pills at 7:00, and then remaining 16oz of drink 4 hours before arrival.

    It wasn't nearly as bad as I expected but I was pretty diligent on the low fiber diet the two days previous to fasting.
     
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  5. Constant

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    Very similar, except all the dulcolax (stool softener) was upfront, and the Gatorade/Miralax was split into two 32 oz lots. I didn't find it that taxing or annoying.

    I even wondered if the flush would be a good idea every year or two.
     
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  6. bigred77

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    that sounds exactly like what mine was
    was super easy, and I suspect the mixing with gatorade helped keep me hydrated through all the evacuation. something I would be worried about if its just one pill.
     
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  7. newengland

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    Family friend just got diagnosed with stage 2 colon cancer at 39 years old. The rapid rise of early onset colon cancer is terrifying. They need to lower the age of first colonoscopy quickly.
     
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  8. scissors

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    Prep day today, first colonoscopy tomorrow. Just mixed my jello and got some bone broth on deck.

    I’m sort of excited for 5pm when the flush starts flushing.
     
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  9. Constant

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    The thrill will wear off quickly.
     
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  10. Beeds07

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    Yesterday was prep. Appointment is in a couple hours.
     
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  11. Beeds07

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    I have no idea where all this came from…
     
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  12. bigred77

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    Drink as much water as you can
     
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  13. Beeds07

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    Heading home. All good
     
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  14. NYGator

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    Congrats on the anesthesia high.
     
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  15. scissors

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    Made it 5 (out of 12) cups before the floodgates opened…and boy howdy did they open.
     
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  16. bigred77

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    Any polyps?
     
  17. Beeds07

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    Nope, the told me there something that is a small issue, so I have to stop eating corn and peanuts
     
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  18. TLAU

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    Hello yes have not had a colonoscopy but had a take home test where I put a paintbrush in my poop and painted a test kit to mail in #Shartist

    Probably get the first colonoscopy in the next year since I just turned 40 and have a history of cancer in the family
     
  19. Constant

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    Diverticulitis?
     
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  20. IHHH

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    i hope you told them that America is a free country and they can’t tell you what to do.


    Even if Constant diarrhea is the price to pay
     
  21. sooz

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    To pass that test you need to fart
     
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  23. ARSENAL

    ARSENAL Well, ain’t this place a geographical oddity.
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    What a bummer. Sorry pal
     
  24. sooz

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    That's no good mate.
     
  25. scissors

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    A single 4mm polyp sent for pathology, but the doctor said it’s likely nothing. All in all not an enjoyable experience.
     
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  26. sooz

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    At least it's done. Hope that it's not cancer mate.
     
  27. Beeds07

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    That was it
     
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  28. The Blackfish

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    This may be the best post on TMB
     
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  29. Constant

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    Had a brief flareup a few years ago. It went away after a while.
     
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  30. MJH

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    What was the post op meal?
     
  31. scissors

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    Chick-fil-A breakfast and a three hour nap
     
  32. burnttatertot

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    pretty much everyone has it at a certain age so don't think you're special
     
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