Why are we handing Tua the Miami starting job again?

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  1. UncleJesse

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    I don’t believe the first sentence but the second sentence has validity. Come at me bro
     
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  3. bro

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    Now that the league has seen the dolphins offense I’m quite certain they will not have the success they did last year.

    If tua can replicate twelve weeks where his passer rating is the best in the league in all those categories I’ll stream myself eating a live crow.
     
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  7. theseasonisover

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    Tua is the #3 QB in his draft class, so that’s cool.
     
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  8. Handcuffed

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    he's at best 4 and we'll see later this year if he's 5 (and if jaire alexander is right)

     
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    you sure about that?
     
  10. LeonardWashington

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    yes that Shanahan offense was certainly something new and novel that the league has never seen before
     
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    Ron Howard voice: he wasn't
     
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    Idk if you are serious with this but the personnel in Miami isn’t exactly analogous to SF.


    if I had more time I’d look up run/pass rates and ADOT.
     
  13. bro

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  14. Nug

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    #ThiccTua
     
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    This thread remains my favorite thread on the board
     
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  18. tylerdolphin

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    Tough
     
  20. hood b. goode

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    More like Tattua:banderas:
     
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  21. IV

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    Shit's nice as hell. Damn
     
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  24. The Banks

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    Does it help keep his lower body healthy?
     
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    didn’t work for The Rock
     
  26. DuffandMuff

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    All that time spent in a chair when he should’ve been practicing how to fall.
     
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  30. DuffandMuff

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  31. two

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    What’s the story behind the movie?

    I just googled it and see it’s in theaters and has done moderately well. Made my q-anon folks I’m guessing with the trafficking storyline?
     
  32. dblplay1212

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    Going to chalk that up to AI.
     
  33. bro

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    A loser on and off the field
     
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  35. glimmer

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    it’s basically a q-anon movie that’s been scrubbed of references to adrenochrome and the like

    it’s done moderately well due in part to right wing groups buying blocks of tickets and giving them away. and partly because right wingers rarely get a hollywood movie made for them explicitly
     
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  36. bro

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    what is going on in Miami?

     
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  39. Snakes

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  40. The Blackfish

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    This is so unsurprising it hurts
     
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  42. southlick

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  43. bro

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    lol yikes
     
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  45. bwi2

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    damn he threw that ball at least ten yards on target
     
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  46. The Banks

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    I’m seeing a solo tackle on the stat sheet. Dynamic two-way player, imo.
     
  47. CaneKnight

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    We just ignoring he looked great after that first int?
     
  48. dblplay1212

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    New to the thread?
     
  49. tylerdolphin

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