Why are we handing Tua the Miami starting job again?

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  1. Sub-Zero

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  2. jimmy butler stan account

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    My boy lookin kinda thick ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
     
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  3. Corch

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    I'm not going to ignore that he's a qanon believer
     
  4. The Blackfish

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    How very brave of you
     
  5. Corch

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  6. Tobias

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    tua is actually q
     
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  7. jimmy butler stan account

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    Given that he’s an evangelical NFL QB, the likelihood of him being a MAGA chud is pretty high. Still, we’ve gotta stop equating people watching that movie with them being qanon. Unless you’re incredibly online, it’s hard to see the jig with that one.
     
  8. JGator1

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    Unless true believer CaneKnight takes part in the mission to #savethechildren it sounds like he could be q as well.

    :respek:
     
  9. Lip

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    no. No it’s not

    are you defending your family members here
     
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  10. dblplay1212

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    Ehh I haven't seen the movie but I think there's a difference in average Fox chud that hears about child trafficking there and the Q weirdos on 8chan or wherever they are now. Both suck but there's a difference imo.
     
  11. The Banks

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    Which of the two is Tua?
     
  12. dblplay1212

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    Probably both tbh
     
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  14. Lip

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    why don’t you go hot box in your own farts and let the adults talk
     
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    Oh I thought this was the official dolphins thread. Nvm.
    And maybe I will
     
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  16. Bruce Wayne

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    There is no difference. The conspiracy the FNC chud is consuming on that channel wouldve more then likely been started on 8chan or by Q where it inevitably is watered down through various other forms of right wing media (Alex Jones, Rogan, etc) before finding itself on FNC. It's all the same conspiracy
     
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  17. Gunners

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    This thread has now ruined my love for Jim Caviezel, assholes
     
  18. dblplay1212

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    We were discussing the person that would go see the movie, not the conspiracy. The average Fox News viewer hardly knows what Q is but has seen dozens of commercials for that movie and may go see it.
     
  19. The Blackfish

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    Tua isn’t allowed to use the internet and only watched the Galu News Network
     
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  20. bro

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    Bama and Fins fans are so lost in the sauce they are defending q anon conspiracies and like each other's posts about it:roll:
     
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    To be fair we should've known he was a chud POS after Passion of the Christ, but people weren't aware at that time how insanely evil American Christians are.
     
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  22. Goose

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    I have no idea what that movie is lol
     
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    Nah but unless you know what a wacko Jim Caviezel is or you know about the production company or you’ve been paying attention to the right’s obsession with pedophilia, the shit might not play much different than your standard Hollywood action flick. Like “Taken” with a touch of Catholicism. There’s a significant amount of under 25s across demographics who aren’t MAGA, but have a conspiratorial bend to their worldview, and it seems like this movie has found a bit of an audience amongst them based on what I’ve seen from my socials.
     
  24. two

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    I still have never heard it talked about or referenced outside this thread
     
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  25. bro

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    It made a ton of money. It isn’t some niche thing.
     
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    I don’t doubt it made money and is a terrible movie, just agreeing with Goose and a few others that I still have no clue what it is other than what I’ve read in this thread
     
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  27. Redav

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    It actually has 67% on RT
     
  28. LuPoor

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    Yeah by all accounts it's a very competently made, straightforward action thriller. The director wrote the script in like 2015, and I've seen some interviews about him being pretty dismayed about the discourse around it.
     
  29. The Banks

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    All I need to know:

    Mel Gibson, Dana White, Elon Musk, Ben Shapiro, Odell Beckham Jr., Tim Tebow and the Family Research Council have all endorsed the film.[62] Donald Trump hosted a special screening of the film at Trump National Golf Club Bedminster on the night of Wednesday, July 19, 2023.[63][64][65]
     
  30. The Blackfish

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    There is a lot of overlap between Tim Tebow and Tua in their worldviews I think.
     
  31. bro

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    and their ability to throw a tight spiral
     
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  32. tylerdolphin

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    Probably, but at least Tua for the most part is a private person and not super aggressive about it like Tebow was/is.
     
  33. CaneKnight

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    I don’t know man, bringing up that movie to the media is low key aggressive
     
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  34. The Banks

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    I don’t think Tebow was much more in your face about it, I think the media pushed him in our face more because white.

    Tua certainly isn’t private about his beliefs though
     
  35. ashy larry

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    tua never spent a college spring break performing genital mutilation
     
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  36. bro

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    that you know of
     
  37. CaneKnight

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    To be fair most people aren’t just advertising that activity
     
  38. poor paul

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    The Tebow family once bought a Super Bowl commercial to promote their church activities so idk man that's pretty in your face.
     
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  39. bro

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    doesn't appear Tua promoted any summer mission trips, but some of the organizations that have received grants from his organization are a bit weird sounding. there are plenty of normal organizations that have also received grants however.

    also, Lipscomb just sucks

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    BIG OAK RANCH

    Since 1974, the Ranch has been called to meet the needs of more than 2,000 children by giving them a solid, Christian home and a chance to fulfill God’s plan for their lives. We've grown from a single farmhouse serving five boys to seven ministry teams dedicated to continually improving the standard of care for children who need a chance. As a result, Big Oak has been given an opportunity to advance the mission of loving, long-term, Christian homes nationwide.

    ALABAMA SHERIFFS YOUTH RANCHES

    The mission of the Ranches is to provide Christian, family-style residential homes for Alabama's needy school-age young people in an atmosphere where they may grow spiritually and physically into productive, responsible, and happy adults.


    LIPSCOMB ACADEMY

    Lipscomb Academy is a premier private, college preparatory, Christian school serving students from Pre-Kindergarten through 12th grade, located in Nashville, Tennessee, United States.
     
  40. zeberdee

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    I'm not much of a fan of Christianity, but it's not a horrible tradeoff if it gets needy kids a roof over their head and a full stomach.

    that's assuming they're not being abused in any way other than the christian indoctrination.
     
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  41. oldberg

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    God damn it Odell
     
  42. poor paul

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    [​IMG] I've seen this eye black cross pattern before.

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    The other eye would just get destroyed by the sun!
     
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  44. dblplay1212

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    He didn't just randomly bring it up to push it, he was asked about things he's done with teammates and they'd recently gone to several movies and he mentioned that one among others.


    (Head Coach Mike McDaniel had mentioned the value of joint practices and getting together as a team. What kind of role do you think you play in just getting the guys together and getting the off-field conversations and getting that bond together?)

    "Yeah, I think it's really, really good. We had an off day yesterday coming here. Went to dinner with the guys on Monday. And then we also got to go watch a movie yesterday so it was cool. It was like a movie fest yesterday. Just movie hopping. Watched 'Oppenheimer,' that was pretty good. Freaking long. That's a long movie, oh my gosh. 'Sound of Freedom' is good. Yeah, 'Sound of Freedom' is definitely really good. You guys should watch that. Especially you guys with kids. Mike White paid for dinner. I know, exactly. What? (laughter) Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Mike White paid for dinner, the vet."
     
  45. bro

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    "You guys should watch that. Especially you guys with kids."

    :roll:
     
  46. i am a bammer

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    Pretty funny the goal posts of this thread moved from "not a starting QB" to whatever dumb point bro is trying to make now because he got corncobbed
     
  47. bro

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    The thread title is still accurate. Tua is also a weirdo who is imploring people to see a Q anon movie.
     
  48. LuPoor

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  49. i am a bammer

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    Tua has the type of brain that changes his entire world view based on the last thing he learned
     
  50. i am a bammer

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    He's like if dump took himself seriously and wasn't funny