Why are we handing Tua the Miami starting job again?

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  1. dump bueckers

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  4. bro

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    The good news is they only gave him 200 million dollars

     
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  5. Gritty Badger

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    Even better news is it’s only 25 million in dead cap if they cut him 50.5 games from now
     
  6. Corch

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    Did we ever get an answer to the op?
     
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  8. Corch

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    Fuck. It happened again
     
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    oh damn that’s not good
     
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    Jesus.
    Looks just like last time
     
  11. Gritty Badger

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    that really sucks this guy has like 93 million guaranteed in his deal he should never play again
     
  12. Sub-Zero

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    Dark humor that it’s a fairly benign collision with Hamlin of all people that ends it
     
  13. Corch

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    Dude it's not worth the last half of your life
     
  14. electronic

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    Post from 2022.
     
  15. southlick

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    Just hang it up Tua.
     
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    Wow congrats
     
  17. Baseballman86

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    Man I know it's hard to turn off that competitive nature but you gotta freaking slide dude. It ain't worth it
     
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  18. electronic

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    The fact that he was playing football is a fucking black mark on the entire NFL. It's too dangerous for him.
     
  19. ATX305

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    Might want to lock this thread up
     
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  20. DaveGrohl

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    Legit curious - do the dolphins have the worst OL in the league?
     
  21. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    quite the bold move for the fins to bring back brian flores to coach such an important division game
     
  22. Sub-Zero

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    They did even before losing 2 starters*

    *Armstead is never healthy so not sure if he counts
     
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    Wow they were able to diagnose that just 6 minutes after he left the field? That’s crazy
     
  24. bertwing

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    Dolphins should trade for Sam Howell
     
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  26. DriveByBBQ

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    If Tua retires how much of that contract does he get?
     
  27. dblplay1212

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    Tagovailoa's new deal is for four years with a total value of $212 million. His average annual salary is $53.1 million. He got a $42 million signing bonus and $93.171 million guaranteed at signing. Tagovailoa's total guaranteed money is $167.171 million.

    But idk how it works if he retires.
     
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  28. Lip

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    93MM if injured
     
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  30. tylerdolphin

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    End of the day, just like any job, you gotta do what's best for you and your family. Tua should hang it up
     
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    I have decided to mix another drink and cross the Rubicon towards drunk.

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  33. Bartledoo

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    down 21, trying to truck a safety. yikes
     
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  35. Gunners

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    Not nearly as bad as aggregator accounts but twitter doctors are scum of the earth as well
     
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  36. wes tegg

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    The Hamlin thread was the worst of that. People were posting hundred tweet threads from podiatrists and family practice D.O.’s and shit opining with certainty from a thirty-second clip.
     
  37. Gritty Badger

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    Jesus the injury guarantee is really high in this deal

     
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  38. CF3234

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    yea. but that's only for a career ending injury. There's a difference between "you physically CANT play football anymore" and "one more hit and..."

    UGH this entire conversation makes me feel gross.
     
  39. ned's head

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    Nothing has made me more uncomfortable about my enjoyment of football than the tua events.
     
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  40. CF3234

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    As soon as I saw the hands spasm, I just felt gross. Then seeing how innocuous the hit was and yeah... just not good at all.
     
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  41. tylerdolphin

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    If he retires I seriously doubt the Dolphins fight it. I'm not a doctor or a lawyer, but to me it seems pretty obvious that Tua can find a long list of neurologists that say he should never take another snap. Regardless of "cleared" or not, that's not a battle the Dolphins should fight or one that they can even win if they chose to fight it.
     
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  42. tylerdolphin

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    Yeah that's the worst part to me. Normal hit and he's fencing. He's gonna take a lot more hits of that nature if he plays. His body clearly can't handle it. He needs to retire.
     
  43. Snakes

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    This is very naive. They aren't just going to hand him $50 million if they don't have to. This is the soulless NFL we are talking about.
     
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  44. electronic

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    The doctors who “cleared” him previously should lose their medical licenses.
     
  45. tylerdolphin

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    I didn't mean that in a "NFL owners are good people" sense. More in a seemingly unwinnable battle so why bother sense. But like I said, I'm not a lawyer so what do I know. It should be easy for Tua's camp to make the case that he can't play anymore medically.
     
  46. Snakes

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    feel like there will be a lot of lawyers involved and that injury guarantee number will be negotiated down significantly. Having said that I would be shocked if Tua retired anytime soon. He is not very smart and is surrounded by a lot of people that depend on him financially. Galu probably doesn't even believe in concussions or CTE. Not to mention the Dolphins have handled this whole situation about as feckless as possible.
     
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  47. tylerdolphin

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    Not even counting his extension he's made like $50M in NFL salary not counting what he's made in endorsements and such. His family is fine even if he never saw a dollar of his extension. Hopefully his wife can get through to him
     
  48. Lip

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  49. CF3234

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    It's absolutely a winnable battle. It's just one you will lose in the court of public opinion. Like I said, it's the difference of what you can do v. what you should do. Because this all has cap implications, the odds of "do the right thing" winning are practically zero.
     
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  50. Lip

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    I am expecting a lot of quotes about putting it in god’s hands in the near future
     
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