Why is Theo Von suddenly everywhere?

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  1. ashy larry

    ashy larry the egg bar is coveted as fuck
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  2. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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  3. Boo MFer!

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  4. devine

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  5. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    The term "useful idiot" has his dumbass picture next to it in the dictionary.
     
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  6. IvanTheTerrible

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    A give from the northshore being a conservative is the least surprising thing ever.
     
  7. Boo MFer!

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    He really is everywhere.
     
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  8. ButchCassidy

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    He tries to play both sides. In reality, he's just an idiot who believes everything his interviewers say. He's say easily swayed.
     
  9. Roy

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  10. Jake Scott

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    You mean to tell me the guy from Road Rules is a dumbass?
     
  11. Jake Scott

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  12. DuffandMuff

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    It is nice that the majority of these pieces of shit stick to Nashville, Florida and Texas. Avoid those places and you’re golden.
     
  13. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    The only thing I believe about him is that he is genuinely a very stupid person, and not a smart person cosplaying as a moron for money.
     
  14. Redav

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    Is he doing that haircut because he thinks it's funny? At 45 I feel like you should let that gag go.
     
  15. zeberdee

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    with podcasts/streaming, these entertainers aren't just playing roles in movies and tv. they have to live their characters every day.

    I think Von is probably pretty stupid, but he knows how to make money.
     
  16. Where Eagles Dare

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    Nashville. Checks out
     
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  17. IvanTheTerrible

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    There’s a Theo Von cycle where he will say something that is almost sensible then he’ll just go into stolen valor red neck bullshit.
     
  18. Gaknight

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    Dude went to the inauguration. He’s not playing both sides.
     
  19. Can I Spliff it

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    So uh his qatar stand up act
     
  20. steamengine

    steamengine What decision? You got into Duke.
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    What about it
     
  21. Can I Spliff it

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    Bit racist, kinda awful.
     
  22. steamengine

    steamengine What decision? You got into Duke.
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    I have zero context. Did he do a standup in Qatar for the big guy, or just talk about Qatar?
     
  23. ashy larry

    ashy larry the egg bar is coveted as fuck
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    you could say this about his entire schtick
     
  24. devine

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  25. Redav

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  26. Where Eagles Dare

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  27. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    He looks like the child of Keef and Kelvin Gemstone
     
  28. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Like a grown up Froggy from the little rascals
     
  29. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    That picture cracks me up

    Looks like a kid smiling before he blows out his bday cake candles
     
  30. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    Good guy Zack Fox. Von is a waste of carbon