Worst tweets of all time

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  1. IV

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    took me a second to remember the name of this thread
     
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  2. —

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  3. ashy larry

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  4. broken internet

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    Fits the thread title. I'm flummoxed.
     
  5. Gambler

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    What is the problem?
     
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  6. Clown Baby

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    To me, that’s preposterous. Hushpuppies, things of that nature.
     
  7. Drown ‘Em

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    I’ve definitely gotten the chicken quesadillas doubles up with more chicken quesadillas as sides more than once. Seems to me the bigger problem is not showing the milkshake menu when discussing Cookout.
     
  8. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    I thought these people weren’t allowed to do music and dancing
     
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  9. timo

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    I guess it depends on whether it's your hushpuppy craving olfactory senses or your arteries asking the question.
     
  10. shaolin5

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    Milkshakes are the primary reason to go to Cookout
     
  11. broken internet

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    THIS. :beerchug:

    Also that they're open till 4 am.
     
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  12. bwi2

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    also that it’s impossible to spend more than $6 per person there even for a 4,000 calorie tray
     
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  13. Taques

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    i get a pineapple shake every time i am in cookout country
     
  14. Can I Spliff it

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  15. Clown Baby

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    From a purely business standpoint, it doesn’t make sense for a diaper company to be pro-choice
     
  16. Clown Baby

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    Me, CEO of Patriot Formula (incorporated July 2023): “Gerber is not just pro-choice, Charlie, they’re forcing all of their pregnant employees to have late-term abortions.”
     
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  17. beerme

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    It’s almost like it’s not actually about substance… nah that couldn’t be…
     
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  18. Can I Spliff it

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    [​IMG]

    Edit: still posting through it

     
    #1418 Can I Spliff it, Jul 19, 2023
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  19. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! National emergency? Just call the local Jeep club.
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  20. laxjoe

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  21. Boo MFer!

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    Longest worst tweet.

     
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  22. Tobias

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    blue check learns that kurt cobain died

     
  23. rcragg82

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    I made the mistake to go to the comments. I hate that Twitter..errr X allows for anyone to be verified. My brain still makes me think seeing a blue check mark meant the person had some sort of known public presence. Instead its just bot farms or people on the far left/right with conspiracy theories.
     
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  24. Boo MFer!

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    Same. There was a tweet about the Bronny cardiac issue that linked to a story where a cardiologist was interviewed. He was asked if there has been an uptick in young athletes collapsing since COVID. He said unequivocally no. He then was asked if the vaccine contributed to cases like this. He said no. Every reply was fake blue checkers immediately saying it was due to “the jab!” So lame.
     
  25. Can I Spliff it

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  26. beerme

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    I guess her kids might be born w braces too
     
  27. CF3234

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    and multiple body piercings.
     
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  28. Can I Spliff it

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  29. SD_Irish

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    Fucking libertarians.
     
  30. El Tiburon

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    What is “Things underanged girls are often forced to do?” I’ll take Libertarians for $800, Alex.
     
  31. Can I Spliff it

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    Lmao
     
  32. NCHusker

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    Please change the thread title to "worst posts of all time" TIA
     
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  33. Icculus is a Bammer

    Icculus is a Bammer marco esquandolas took my job
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    so he has a problem with trans as a gay man? I’m so confused
     
  34. Lip

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    yeah that’s actually not unusual in the gay community
     
  35. Can I Spliff it

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    [​IMG]

    Wow elon thanks for really exposing me to all these different ideas
     
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  36. Can I Spliff it

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  37. —

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    I’m the only subscriber to each, but there are dozens of them! -Sydney Summerville
     
  38. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Learning from BTB that UPN canceling his shit show made him racist is crazy. If you haven’t listened, no matter how crazy you think this dude is, it’s worse.
     
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  39. Can I Spliff it

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  40. football501

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    This is quite a tweet

     
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  41. Tobias

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    there is a certain sect of the left that got so addicted to the moral high ground of 2020 where they took things seriously while the right didn’t (which i mean is more than warranted) that they refuse to move on even an inch with covid. it’s insane and anti vax in a different way than the right and they’re all unhinged lunatics
     
  42. Biship

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    That really happened
     
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  43. JonathanCoachman

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    Is the photo just of a couple’s children or is it the entire family? It is already a creepy picture, but if that is the entire family, it’s much creepier.
     
  44. football501

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    That’s an AI rendering of what Euros think people from Utah look like
     
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  45. El Tiburon

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    It also happens to be exactly what people from Utah look like.
     
  46. wes tegg

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    :facepalm:
     
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