Worst tweets of all time

One of the biggest douches alive

 

Bill Maher having an audience is one of life’s greatest mysteries.

 

Rowdy Roddy Piper was a really cool guy. Worked out with him once in suburban NY at my local gym in the 80s. He asked if i'd like to work in some leg sets and of course I said yes. Thought he'd be bigger in person, he was probably 5'11", 210 lbs. Super nice guy, he worked out hard ...

 

I like how after Elon fucked up the verification system he backtracked by saying they’d be making badges to go next to blue checks so people could trust the source. But the only badges they made are for jabronis with podcasts or fringe media companies.

 

so just a bold face lie to prove what point exactly?

 

The only way that tweet is true if that whiskey in a shitty glass was $60 or something.

 

Maybe he just tipped really well

 

Y'all are missing the point. He's suggesting the average American thinks the economy is shit because all their money goes to alcohol.

Spoiler

/s

 

Double whisky on the rocks = $30
Burger and fries = $25
Tax and tip = $71

Not $78 but unfortunately it’s not far off due to insane airport price gouging.

 

someone looked up the menu and found the burger and fries for 17 bucks

 

Got his ass! Lake of fire for him.

 

Somebody say get dbl on this! (Kidding, that’s why I didn’t tag him.)

 

I'm right here

 

See what you did

 

Lol

 

Based

 

Just another reason to hate the Packers.

 

average blue check brain at work

 

"Isn't Kelsey like 30?" cracked me up

 

#Oregon Ducks can he at least get a thanks?

 

Noted Mario Cristobal recruit, Bo Nix.

 

That's actually a really valid point if you're not counting the 71 new players Lanning has brought in.

 

I honestly think the foundation was really set by taggart

 

When you really think about it, Mike Price doesn’t get enough credit for the Bama dynasty.

 

Great coach bad cultural fit, ultimately outed by the POLES ...

 

Manure*

 

What’s the context here?

 

Matt Christman, one of the Chapo Trap House podcast guys, recently suffered a serious medical issue that has him hospitalized. I guess they're taking this opportunity to piss on them and blame them for Bernie not winning the primary in '16.

 

Didn’t know that, terrible. He does not look like he belongs in the healthy living thread if I’m honest.

 

unrelated but just went back and looked. Cam McCormick was recruited presumably by Helfrich, having been coached by Taggert, Cristobal and Lanning.

Would have played with T. Prevot, Hebert/Prukop, Royce Freeman, Pharoah Brown, Devon Allen etc.

It looks like the ACC is requiring him to re-appeal for the 9th year next year.

 

Oh, he's 75% kielbasa and lager and has always looked awful. He apparently has a kiddo coming soon so Jah bless.

 

That's Dr. McCormick*

 

A list of everyone that has left the program for other programs since Mario:

• Kai Arneson (OL) — Nevada: Played on special teams in 35-24 loss to Texas State.
• Robby Ashford (QB) — Auburn: Played 18 snaps, went 1-for-4 passing for four yards and ran eight times for 25 yards in 27-10 loss to Texas A&M.
• Darren Barkins (CB) — Washington: Did not play in 59-32 win over Cal.
• Trey Benson (RB) — Florida State: Started and played 35 snaps, ran for 25 yards on seven carries and caught seven passes for 50 yards in 34-27 overtime win over Clemson.
• Brandon Buckner (EDGE) — Middle Tennesee State: Played nine defensive snaps, did not record a stat in 31-23 loss to Colorado State.
• Jay Butterfield (QB) — San Jose State: Did not play in 45-20 loss to Air Force.
• Isaiah Brevard (WR) — Garden City CC: Did not play in 3-0 loss to Highland Community College.
• Keith Brown (ILB) — Louisville: Did not play in 56-28 win over Boston College.
• Byron Cardwell (RB) — Cal: Out for season (injury).
• Caleb Chapman (WR) — Incarnate Word: Caught one pass for 43 yards in 63-3 win over North American.
• Louie Cresto (DL) — Nevada: Did not play in 35-24 loss to Texas State.
• Spencer Curtis (WR) — Nevada: Started and played 54 snaps, caught two passes for 14 yards in 35-24 loss to Texas State.
• Jaylen Davies (CB) — UCLA: Started and played 59 snaps, recorded five tackles, 1.0 tackle for loss and, and two pass breakups in 14-7 loss to Utah.
• Jonathan Denis (OL) — Miami: Played on special teams in 41-7 win over Temple.
• Sean Dollars (RB) — Nevada: Played 44 snaps, ran for 44 yards on 16 carries in 35-24 loss to Texas State.
• Avante Dickerson (CB) — Utah State: Played 52 snaps, recorded four tackles and a pass breakup in 45-38 loss to James Madison.
• Justin Flowe (ILB) — Arizona: Started and played 20 snaps, recorded four tackles in 21-20 win over Stanford.
• Will Hutchinson (P) — Miami: Played in 41-7 win over Temple.
• DJ James (CB) — Auburn: Started and played 48 defensive snaps, recorded two tackles with 0.5 tackles for loss in 27-10 loss to Texas A&M.
• Dawson Jaramillo (OL) — NC State: Out for season (injury).
• Anthony Jones (OLB) — Indiana: Played nine defensive snaps but did not record a stat in 29-27 4OT win over Akron.
• Jayson Jones (DT) — Auburn: Started and played 27 defensive snaps, recorded one tackle in in 27-10 loss to Texas A&M.
• Jaylan Jeffers (OL) — UCLA: Did not play in 14-7 loss to UCLA.
• Jackson LaDuke (LB) — Nevada: Played 21 snaps, recorded five tackles and 0.5 tackles for loss in 35-24 loss to Texas State.
• Treven Ma’ae (DE) — Baylor: Played 21 snaps, recorded three tackles with 0.5 tackles for loss in 38-6 loss to Texas.
• Race Mahlum (P) — Arizona State: Did not play in 42-28 loss to USC.
• Moliki Matavao (TE) — UCLA: Played 16 offensive snaps, did not record a stat in 14-7 loss to UCLA.
• Jonah Miller (OL) — Santa Rosa JC: Did not play in 31-0 win over Chabot.
• Seven McGee (WR) — Jackson State: Caught two passes for 16 yards and a touchdown in 22-16 win over Bethune-Cookman.
• Cam McCormick (TE) — Miami: Started and played 46 snaps, did not record a stat in 41-7 win over Temple.
• Sir Mells (DT) — Utah State: Played 26 defensive snaps, tallied four tackles, a sack, and a forced fumble in 45-38 loss to James Madison.
• Cale Millen (DB) — UConn: Played on special teams, did not record a stat in 41-7 loss to Duke.
• Cross Patton (RB) — Nevada: Played 11 offensive snaps, ran once for eight yards in in 35-24 loss to Texas State.
• Mycah Pittman (WR) — Utah: Did not play in 14-7 win over UCLA.
• Logan Sagapolu (OL) Miami: Played 10 snaps at right guard in 41-7 win over Temple.
• Cooper Shults (TE) — Nevada: Did not play in in 35-24 loss to Texas State.
• Tyler Shough (QB) —Texas Tech: Started and played 11 snaps, went 2-for-6 passing for three yards and ran for three yards on four carries in 20-13 loss to West Virginia. Left the game with an injury.
• Kingsley Suamataia (OL) — BYU: Started and played 75 snaps at left tackle in 38-27 loss to Kansas.
• Bradyn Swinson (EDGE) — LSU: Played 30 defensive snaps, recorded two tackles with 0.5 tackles for loss and a pass breakup in 34-31 win over Arkansas.
• Harrison Taggart (ILB) — BYU: Played nine defensive snaps, recorded one tackle in 38-27 loss to Kansas.
• Dont’e Thornton (WR) — Tennessee: Played 34 offensive snaps, caught two passes for 24 yards in 45-14 win over UTSA.
• Terrell Tilmon (EDGE) — Texas Tech: Did not play a defensive snap, recorded two tackles on special teams in 20-13 loss to West Virginia.
• Bram Walden (OL) — Arizona State: Started at left tackle and played a team-high 74 offensive snaps in 42-28 loss to USC.
• Keanu Williams (DL) — UCLA: Started and played 37 snaps, recorded four tackles in 14-7 loss to Utah.
• Kristian Williams (DL) — Missouri: Started and played 38 snaps, recorded one tackle in 34-27 win over Memphis.

 

A Torrodney Prevot reference made me smile, until I remembered he may have murdered someone last year.

 

Does Helfrich still have CUM on his boots?