Old boss used to say that the difference between having a son and a daughter is that with a son you've only got to worry about one penis.....with a daughter you've got to worry about all of the penises.
We just had a our first child a few weeks ago and it was a boy. I'm a little more ok now with having a girl if we decide to have a second since the first was a boy.
5.5 year old boy and 4 year old girl. They were at the same daycare together when she was under a year old. One of the boys in my sons class was trying to get near my daughter when she was in her car carrier and my boy (at a little over 2) puts his hand on the boys chest and says, "NO! MY sis."
Kendall has been sick for 2 weeks now. Had to take her to her Dr.s appointment since the wife is ill as well. Yay...they want a urine sample...Double Yay Kendall doesn't understand the instructions
Daughter stories: My daughter delivered her own child, at home, by herself. Her 2yo was there, but he slept thru it and was no help. She's kind of a badass.
Five year old daughter. She's a badass though. Rock climbs, can do pull-ups, has a six pack, and will take headers off her bike/scooter and walk them off. She's awesome.
14 year old daughter. Tall, athletic... I'm in trouble. Good thing is her first "Boyfriend" ended up cutting himself after they broke up so it gives me great joy in reminding her of it if she even looks at other boys. I even over heard her tell a friend that her Dad was right about Boys. LOL I know what scumbags they are, I was/am a scumbag.
I wonder about the dudes that worry about having daughters. Are your moms and wives huge whores? Learn to raise your sons and daughters and we won't have to worry. I have sons and daughters and worry about them equally about different things.
Sooooo Kendall got all super excited about starting her period...showed mom her undies. It was a skid mark
And if you've never ever skid marked your fudgies as a fucking child, you are a better person than most of us
Im sorry but if your 10 year old daughter cant recognize shit in her panties...somewhere down the line you have failed as a parent.
Celemo's kids are going to have a god awful time when someone from their school stumbles across this board and puts 2 and 2 together. Some stuff doesn't need to be shared, I humbly submit.
Ignore him he's the resident Alabama tweaker. Looks like he recently came off of a couple month bender and started posting again.
Hello, um yes, my name is celemo. I have a 10 year old daughter, whom you've all seen pics of at this point.....anyway she shit her panties the other day and thought it was period blood. Hilarious, right!! Gimme all your likes!~!
Oh sorry guys I created this thread to chronicle the trials and tribulations of having a daughter. Sorry you didn't like my post. Fuck off