The official documentation of the demise of one Jonathan Paul Manziel.

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  1. lechnerd

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    Still Team Johnny

    I think
     
  2. bertwing

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    I'm not the official thread merger. Need to contact wes tegg
     
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  4. Cheshire Bridge

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    He doesn't have a drinking problem. Just need to kop some white strips that's all.
     
  5. Corch

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    Good for him.
     
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    I think he's graduated to harder stuff like meth or heroin/opiates...he looks like royal shit
     
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  8. southlick

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    Shitty video in link http://www.tmz.com/2016/05/22/johnny-manziel-vegas-punch-kicked-out/

    JOHNNY MANZIEL BOOTED FROM VEGAS CLUB ...After Violent Scuffle


    Johnny Manziel was removed from a Vegas club after the former NFL QB allegedly hauled off and punched a guy.

    Witnesses inside Jewel Nightclub at the Aria tell TMZ Johnny was in a VIP booth near the stage Friday night. Drake showed up for a surprise performance and club goers started to push and shove to get up front. Our sources say Johnny got pushed and turned and slugged the club goer.

    [​IMG]You can see in the video the guy Johnny allegedly punched tries going after Manziel ... but a security guard steps in between to break things up.

    However, we're told Manziel got the boot shortly after the scuffle.
     
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  9. fucktx

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    jesus christ
     
  10. ~ taylor ~

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    Add the roller coaster thread.
     
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  11. EdmondDantes

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    if vegas were to put a number on johnny's life expectancy, would it be greater or less than 30?
     
  12. fucktx

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    30 would be a nice o/u
     
  13. Doyle McPoyle

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    Just die already
     
  14. rickyrubio4life

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    The fucking bible verse tattoo shit is the worst. Not sure if that or barbed wire/tribal arm band is WOAT, but walking around with Proverbs on your chest while doing whatever it is that 160 pound former QBs do in Vegas and shit is beyond pathetic.
     
  15. broken internet

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    I'm soooooo happy we live in a time of instantaneous knowledge of the downfall of celebrities. You used to have to watch a "Where are they now?" type show back in the 90's to find out if someone went nutso.

    This shit is entertaining as hell.
     
  16. CraigAnne Conway

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    It's gotta be nice to not even have to slightly defend this fuckboy anymore
     
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  17. DUCKMOUTH

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    Car crash and dies in fire. Mark it
     
  18. CraigAnne Conway

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    i wonder if a punch from him even hurts at this point
     
  19. spagett

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    How much longer does his name get him into clubs?
     
  20. broken internet

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    Depends on the amount/kind of attention you want your club to have. Notoriety goes both ways.
     
  21. Magneto

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    As long as he has money.
     
  22. Hogview

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    Looks like he went missing
     
  23. Hogview

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  24. devine

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    Missing since Friday and online they're saying he got in a fight with a friend he owed money too
     
  25. dathalfnukkahd

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    Someone check skid row.
     
  26. miles

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    Sooo, dead?
     
  27. WillySaliba

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    Hope not, really enjoyed this thread.
     
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  28. Jax Teller

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    He is number one in my 2016 death pool.
     
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  30. Gambler

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    Check the Blue Oyster club.
     
  31. devine

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  32. broken internet

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    That's your first problem, though. You have a lawyer making statements for you, not an agent.

    Also, love the "we're working on it." :roll:
     
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  33. UncleJesse

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    "Johnny, how about you get up and maybe go throw the football around in the back yard a little or something."
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  34. wes tegg

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    Does he have an agent right now?
     
  35. GrizzliesDrew

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    Every time this thread gets bumped, I expect to hear RIP. Who else under age 80 do you expect that about?
     
  36. buckwild

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  37. miles

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    Judging by the fact that he weighs approximately 145 pounds, 2017 sounds ambitious. (If I wanted to pretend he was ever going to play again)
     
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  38. SuperCam

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    One of my friends has this smokin hot roommate she lives with out in LA. I think she models, Im not sure, but he was in one of her snapchats last week. I guess Im not really shocked he still manages to pulls fine ass bitches.

    the girl
    [​IMG]
     
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  39. Tiffin

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  40. Truman

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    The Associated Press ap
    BREAKING: Johnny Manziel's lawyer accidentally texts AP and confirms he is seeking a plea deal in domestic violence case.

    Lawyer seems as sharp as Johnny
     
  41. broken internet

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  42. Tobias

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    just amazing

    love the johnny football story
     
  43. Magneto

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  44. BudKilmer

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    :roll: you can't make this up
     
  45. broken internet

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    That's not just accidentally texting your mom or sister or cousin.

    YOU TEXTED THE ASSOCIATED PRESS.

    lolololol
     
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    just amazing
     
  47. CTownND

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    Hahahaha

    Defense attorney Bob Hinton's text indicated Manziel's legal team was seeking a plea deal with prosecutors but suggested that could be tricky.

    "Heaven help us if one of the conditions is to pee in a bottle," the attorney wrote.

    Hinton also wrote that he had been emailed a "heads up" receipt "which purports to reflect" that Manziel made a purchase of $1,018.77 at a Gas Pipe store at 12:03 p.m. Tuesday, less than a day after his crash.
     
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  48. CTownND

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    Whoa -

    "He's a druggie. It's not a secret that he's a druggie," Paul Manziel said Friday. "I don't know what to say other than my son is a druggie and he needs help. He just hasn't seeked it yet. Hopefully he doesn't die before he comes to his senses. That's about all you can say. I don't know what else to say.

    "I hate to say it but I hope he goes to jail. I mean, that would be the best place for him. So we'll see."