Baby Gronk

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  1. CaneKnight

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    I refuse to believe that’s his mom :laugh:
     
  2. CaneKnight

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    Called it
     
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  3. chuckmasterflex

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  4. Goose

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    This is getting weird
     
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  5. BudKilmer

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    Who goes to jail first, dad or the kid?
     
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  6. CF3234

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    Massive odoyle rules vibes from this family
     
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  7. Sir Phobos

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    "mom" is officially the most interesting part of this now
     
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  8. Shinzon

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    If she’s not his mom then that’s a Baby Bonk.
     
  9. bigred77

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    We totally all believe you
     
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  10. chuckmasterflex

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    Honey, I need to hire an actress to play you. Want to see what she looks like?
     
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  11. Chumbolone

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    Our town’s Baby Gronk ended up being a Pro Bowl linemen for the Chargers.
     
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  12. dblplay1212

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    2019 lol. He was 6?

     
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  13. wes tegg

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    Yeah, the dad started the Instagram account when he was 5.
     
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  14. Corky Bucek

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    These posts are 30 seconds apart so you can’t “call it”
     
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  15. jokewood

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    attn: Bruce Feldman
     
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  16. CoastalOrange

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    I have no idea what rizzing or rizzing someone up means and maybe this is my old man moment but I truly don't care to look it up. I'm so confused by most all of this- the situation, the words being used, all of it.
     
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  17. CaneKnight

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    If I didn’t read it I can :laugh:
     
  18. Corky Bucek

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    Lol at not knowing what the definition of rizz or rizzing means.

    Also, my friend who reads this board, but doesn’t post here asked me to ask the board what rizz means.
     
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  19. Handcuffed

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    i love when barstool does its, "same joke but worse" stuff!!
     
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  20. hood b. goode

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    Rizz aka ChaRIZZma

    Its what the zoomers call "game" or flirting skills
     
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  21. Sir Phobos

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    some of you lack rizz but you're filled with tizz
     
  22. roggins

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    But did they ask what Trill meant?
     
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  23. Corch

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    I'm glad hood is around to educate the old whites round here
     
  24. LA window washer

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    Best case scenario is the dad is publicly shamed and the whole thing fades away. Hopefully in time for the kid to have a chance to be a kid. What’ll likely happen is it keeps going, the kid turns into a teenager and starts sexually assaulting girls who say no and ends up killing someone drunk/high on pills driving.
     
  25. —

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    Or wait picture this really insane scenario.

    kid ages and gets to a point where it’s easier to assess ability and potential. Kid is nothing special on the field and no one cares anymore. Basically the same thing that’s happened to every other peewee phenom we’ve seen in the YouTube era.
     
  26. Eathan Edwards

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    I didn't know what it meant and I book DJs and hip hop artists on a regular basis.
     
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  27. Bruce Bowen

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    Count me in as having no clue
     
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  28. Boo MFer!

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    Scared of competing with Baby Gronk, IYAM.

     
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  29. LA window washer

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    Can I change my vote to this being the best situation?
     
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  30. JonathanCoachman

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    Are there actual clips of him playing football? If it turned out that the kid hasn’t even played whatever form of football exists for pre pubescent children to play, my opinion of the dad will go from extremely negative to comedy genius.
     
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  31. Boo MFer!

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    My man did the dish soap challenge!

     
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  32. JonathanCoachman

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    I bet the ball was covered in Velcro much like the shoes he would have been wearing because he wasn’t old enough to understand the Bunny Ear shoe tying method at the time.
     
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  33. DUCKMOUTH

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    Like I hope my life is real, but then I see this thread and hope we are living in a simulation and they pull plug soon.
     
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  34. Bruce Bowen

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    Kids this age are cringe in general, these ones take it to another level.
     
  35. Butthead

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    Wait they named this kid Madden? :roll:
     
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  36. Detlef Schrempf

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    Yeah, but like definitely not for the reason you think, man…
     
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  37. Bruce Wayne

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    His dad is a big fan of Good Charlotte
     
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  38. wes tegg

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    After the game, not John.
     
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  39. Boo MFer!

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    In my heart of hearts, he was named after the brothers in Good Charlotte.
     
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  40. Shinzon

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    The Madden brothers. Tatted up like life-long members of MS-13 while making pop music for tweens.
     
  41. shivious

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    team @blaze_813
     
  42. Gaknight

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    That mad corny dude that makes the baby Gronk videos is definitely a serial killer.
     
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  43. DeToxRox

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    I’m shocked Yeomark hasn’t had every B12 school offer him scholarships yet.
     
  44. TC

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    Young Spencer Rattler throwing to him
     
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  45. TC

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    The definition of "rizzed up" has definitely changed. When I was in HS that meant you made someone give up their chair.
     
  46. portlandspartan

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    Back in my day Rizzed Up meant you were a super fan of the USA network detective drama Rizzoli and Isles
     
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  47. IvanTheTerrible

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    I can't wait for this entire saga to become an A24 film.
     
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  48. Lawnole23

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    Feel awful for the kid. His entire view of himself and his self-worth is going to be tied to his athletic ability and as soon as puberty hits and he doesn't grow like he should it's going to be bad.
     
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  49. Sir Phobos

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    Cody Paul anyone?