Baby Gronk

did baby gronk just rizz up dump

 

They were made for each other.

 

This is honestly sad. The kid's 15 minutes of fame are over. Just let it die and let him be a kid.

 

Could probably start for Texas A&M now lol

 

As a mandated reporter, I've no choice but to report this child's forcible exposure to TAMU culture to CPS

 

A&m gunna be like 3 different coaches by then

 

I'm pretty sure this kid isn't even that good for a 5th grader.

 

please change the thread title to Baby Gronk is an Aggie

 

Stumbled on this scrolling IG. They did it in the store without actually buying the hats.

 

I expect nothing less at this point.

 

So still using “Baby Gronk” even though they’re not supposed to be.

 

wiki tells me this is actually a flip from Oregon.

 

He’s honestly perfect for them

 

Did Adult Gronk hit em with a copy write cease and desist

 

I thought it was Oregon and then LSU after he rizzed up Livy

 

USF officially offers Baby Gronk.

 

I know there’s been a brain drain happening in Florida but what kind of moron at USF thinks this stunt will help their football program?

 

I feel blessed to not be on that list

 

what grade is this dude even in now?

 

This poor kid doesn't stand a chance in life

 

“Ion even know him TBH.” - Shedeur

 

Kid would be better off in a foster home.

 

I feel like him and his dad stalk the Dunne girl, they even showed up to the national championship gymnastics meet.

 

How else can he rizz her up?!

 

hopefully cps steps in before he graduates

 

Does he have an NIL?

 

good to see he narrowed it down.

 

Wouldn’t be surprised if the kid only knows the location of one of those schools. He would only get half credit from me though considering Miami is technically in Coral Gables.

 

Wiki says he’s 11 years old

 

lol listing ku

 

instead of Baby Gronk he should try being Baby Menendez

 

He will never have the grades for ND

 

High upside

 

Oof Clemson

 

You’ve made it as a program

 

Damn that’s dark

 

our HC loathes the portal, you think he gives a shit about an 11 year old with a sociopathic clout chasing loser of a father? Dabo would rather slit his own throat than host this fucking kid and any coach that has done it can honestly eat shit

 

^mad his poverty team didn’t make baby gronk’s top 30

 

your octogenarian coach has no fucking clue who this kid is

 

Fuck. If only. The foster care system is horrifying.

 

Dabo is going to get left behind if he only lets untalented players with legacy media fathers like the Herbstreit’s on his team. He needs to be ALL IN with new media fathers and their worthless children.

 

Dabo already is left behind, this is just an ancillary benefit

 

Dabo will certainly not be Left Behind when it comes to the only thing that matters. That is the imminent rapture of course.

 

Yeah but still