My wife has handled the car keys for 2 minutes on our vacation (since Saturday). She managed to lock them in the rental car during that time period.
Tonight my wife repeatedly tried to open a door that was clearly marked PULL by pushing on it. Nothing major just a standard Wednesday
So a friend of mines husband is building houses in P.R. and she was supposed to fly in and join him. Because the storm was "unimpressive" in San Juan they decided she should go ahead and fly in. Flight connected in Miami. So she lands in Miami and in a situation her and her hubby couldn't possibly have forseen they cancelled her connection. Because there's a morherfucker of a monster hurricane in the flight path. There's one more flight to PR at 6 and hubby wants her to wait to see if she can get on that. I told her that's effing stupid. Catch a flight north asap. I said in a worse case, if she can't get a flight north to rent a car and I have family all over Florida that would take care of her. My mom's in Tampa. She says she's reserved a rental car but was thinking of driving to Atlanta because it's closer since you don't have to drive through the Everglades. I just can't even. At least she left the kids with the grandparents in AZ. So my question is this. Should I send her marshmallow snacks at the Miami airport? If so should I put her idiot hubby's name on the package as well?
I've done some research on this subject on pornhub dot com and it looks like all I need to do is walk in on her when she's nude and then the sex stuff will happen automatically
I'm taking my daughter to Fayetteville this weekend, its a 4+ hour drive for me and I'd like to get there in time to meet my parents for dinner. I told my wife I'm taking off at 3 and picking daughter up from school and getting directly on the highway. Wife is mad I won't wait until 4/4:30 when she gets off work so she can say goodbye to her in person.
Or leave the door open while sexing the wife then she will walk by, stop to watch, start pleasuring herself then eventually join in.
I'm pretty sure she just needs to walk in on you beating off in her room. Don't make it too complicated.
Well after 3 wreck free years my wife has made her glorious return to this thread. She drove into a ditch tonight thinking she was at the entrance to the gas station we were turning into. Her bumper is fucked We just got back on the good insurance too fuck me.
My wife provided drinks for my son's soccer team and left the ice chest in the kitchen last night. All the drinks had been put up and there is a little water in the bottom. She then starts explaining to me how instead of dumping it out or using a towel she is just going to let it evaporate overnight. I try to explain that's not going to work inside an air conditioned house and she looked at me like I was stupid. Somehow (probably her) the lid got closed in the middle of the night and that's the reason the water is still there. So I opened the lid back up and told her lets give it until tomorrow.
How much water is left? What is the temperature of the water (is there any ice left in the cooler)? What is the humidity in your house? (I'm thinking about taking your wife's side in this but I need some more data.)
Almost enough to cover the entire bottom 74 degrees (argument for different day, I lose though) No ice Don't know the exact humidity inside but we live in East Texas so it humid af outside. I'm no expert but doesn't the a/c remove/reduce humidity? I'm not saying it wouldn't eventually happen but to think it would all be gone by the morning is just silly
I was going to guess that they lived high up in an apartment building. But then I remembered that sinks exist. I'm out of guesses.
Is is weird that I was genuinely excited to the see the estimate on my wife's car was $1,200? I was prepared for a much higher number.
Wife and her sister had been planning a birthday dinner for their mom on Friday night, just debating whether it should be this weekend or next. Her family lives three hours away, so I admittedly bitch a little too much when travel/her plans interfere with football season. But at this point she knows how much it bothers me. Yesterday I had this conversation. Her: Good news. You get to watch football all day on Saturday. Me: yep. that's the plan Her: because dinner isn't until 8:15 Me: how would dinner on Fri - oh. Ok cool Then I pull up the schedule to see what other games are in the 6:00 - 8:00 range...
She refuses to pay for half the cost of new cat litter (for her cat) because she is out of town and I should just take care of small home stuff.
You don't work the register at Walmart $10/hr. $15 is chump change & you are lucky if thats the worst thing she makes you get/do. Being petty isnt smart in the long game. Trust me as someone who paid most of the bills for first 5 yrs of our relationship & wife now makes more & doesnt worry about what i spend within reason.