Chip Kelly to UCLA

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  1. The Banks

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    Moreso than east coast/best coast, he’s a small town kinda guy.
     
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  3. Joe_Pesci

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    what
     
  4. Daniel Ocean

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    pokahontas had too much fire water
     
  5. soulfly

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    Bitch, I will slap all of your Irish whiskers off of your Irish face. Haggerty born and bred; but what did you just say to me?
     
  6. Boo MFer!

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  7. steamengine

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    :roll:
     
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  8. Merica

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    Doesn’t he hate the celebrity aspect of coaching?

    Seems like no ones gonna give a shit about seeing him out in LA.

    He goes to get dinner in Gainesville and five people wearing jorts are gonna want his autograph.
     
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  9. YNWA

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    Don’t see Eugene Oregon as much different than Gainesville but yeah sure.
     
  10. Teflon Queen

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    They don’t really care about football in Eugene...mostly about the colors and uniforms...he probably enjoyed relative anonymity there
     
  11. YNWA

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    Why does everyone make Chip out to be a Gollum who hides in caves? Jesus Christ.
     
  12. Fudd

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    Five is an extremely conservative estimate.
     
  13. Merica

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    I doubt he enjoyed that aspect of Oregon. The guy appreciates anonymity. He wants to do his job and go home and not deal with outside bullshit.

    Honestly I can’t think of a program that would provide that more than UCLA. Who the fuck’s gonna care about Chip Kelly when you’re looking for actual celebrities? And the proportion of people out there who give a shit about cfb is minuscule.
     
  14. Boo MFer!

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    And you know this from all the time he spent coaching at Auburn?
     
  15. DuffandMuff

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    Except for the death threats
     
  16. YNWA

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    The guy was head coach of two iconic nfl teams. Yeah lots of anonymity there bud.
     
  17. Merica

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    Yeah me and him used to get beers together. I’d always fuck with him for being outwitted and outcoached by Eugene chizik.
     
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  18. 941Gator

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    I agree 100%, but you have plenty of ppl that hate LA and love small college towns. Not sure how Chip is as a person.
     
  19. 941Gator

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    Update your iPhone lol.
     
  20. YNWA

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    Yeah you guys are great too. Everyone has their idiots.
     
  21. Fidelio

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    I️ will this weekend
     
  22. DuffandMuff

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    Yes, because calling in death threats to a coach’s home is just like yelling at a coach during the game to fire his assistants. Spin it!
     
  23. YNWA

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    What evidence was there about the “death threats”?
     
  24. DuffandMuff

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    An upstanding Gainesville citizen and two time sec east champion, Jim mcelwain, said as much. I have no reason not to believe him.
     
  25. Boo MFer!

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    If memory serves, Mac’s house was in Jonesville, so he wasn’t actually a Gainesville citizen.:comicbookguy:
     
  26. DuffandMuff

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    Exhibit A of gator fans being too much for chip. They know the exact municipality their coach lives in.
     
  27. Boo MFer!

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    Jonesville is unincorporated with no formal
    government, so it’s not technically a municipality. :comicbookguy:
     
  28. Fusiontegra

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    If we don’t get Chip, I’ll wish my house was in Jonestown.
     
  29. Boo MFer!

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    #SuicidePact
     
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  30. 941Gator

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    If he is coaching our gators, why would we not know where he sleeps?
     
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  31. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    I’d want Mullen if I were you guys. Seems like a much more reliable candidate even if it isn’t as sexy.
     
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  32. Chewie

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    Chip also wants to win a NC after coming close at Oregon with inferior talent. While he’s not going to anytime soon at either, no doubt that his chances are better at doing that eventually at Florida.
     
  33. Fancy

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    do you need me to call a doctor
     
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  34. MG2

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    It's weird how much some people think they know Chip Kelly in these threads.
     
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  35. NoNatty

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    Huh?
     
  36. 941Gator

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    Another thing people must consider are Chip’s private social preferences, which isnt really public knowledge. He loves hunting and being around trees. He is not a beach guy. Although he does love movies and restaurants, so he has a tough decision on his hands.
     
  37. beist

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    This right here is why I fucking love coaching search season.
     
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  38. wstrojan

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    Which is funny bc even Mike Belotti said literally no one knew him at all other than he likes beer.
     
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  39. Merica

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    The man has coached in Gainesville, he’s proven to be a successful coach in a tougher position within the sec, and he’s proven he will stick around for the long run.

    Chip Kelly is gonna get some big headlines and expectations for Florida, but I’m not sure if it’s as much of a sure thing. He might not like it there, he might get frustrated if his offense isn’t working as well, he might not build a defense that can keep him competitive, etc.

    I just think the upside is higher with Chip Kelly, but the more sure thing would be Mullen.
     
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  40. Mister Me Too

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    If he wants a better chance at a championship he’s better off going to UCLA, in the SEC he will have to deal with Saban, Saban on steroids (Kirby), whoever LSU hires next, Jimbo Fisher and that’s just in the SEC. He still has to contend against FSU and Miami on the field and on the recruiting trail.
     
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  41. Futureman

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  42. Chewie

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    When it comes to taking the easier road, UCLA is easier, no doubt. I was talking about the whole package.
     
  43. Merica

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    This is a fantastic troll.

    Shakedown come give this man a like.
     
  44. Mister Me Too

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    Florida will provide more resources and a greater commitment to winning, but from what I read he has no chance of ever winning against Kirby Smart, that’s what some people are saying.
     
  45. Daniel Ocean

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    Pray tell regale us with your wisdom because we’ve just been down this road.
     
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  46. ZeroPointZero

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    Define “soon”
     
  47. Mister Me Too

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    UCLA is a basketball commuter school and the athletic department is ran by LaVar Ball, these are facts don’t bother trying to debate on this.
     
  48. NoNatty

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    This is a weird take. I don’t know how anyone in their right mind could make an argument that Mullen is a better coach or safer pick than Chip.

    Isn’t there a reason he has been passed up for every halfway major opening the past 3 years?
     
  49. Futureman

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    He’s a hell of a coach who is the best coach in the history of a school without much of one. He’s also an asshole who interviews poorly which has hindered him leaving Starkville. Thing is Stricklin already knows him so there wouldn’t be a bad interview.
     
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  50. Daniel Ocean

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    Well I stand corrected
     
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