It was a rivals-tier joke. Not going to shoot the guy for it but it’s not a hill he should be willing to die on.
Guys, guys, let's get back to telling stories about stupid shit our wives and girlfriends do like real men
I got one. We just had our first weekend in the mid 90s, in early may. Won't let up until September. Wife looks me dead in the eye last night and says, we should get a hot tub
Wife and I watching TV Wife: why does that book about Russia have Voldemort on the cover Me: Honey that’s a statue of Lenin
I don't like how the color for the "championship hydration levels" box is between the color range of the "blatant disregard for teammate" and "you're a bad guy" levels.
Sipping whiskey from the bottle, not thinking bout tomorrow Singin Sweet Home Alabama all summer long
It’s my personalized ringtone for you, yes. But not for everyone else. Kid Rock has an extensive catalog.
He usually doesn't judge until he starts rubbing the back of your head. He's sneaky. He will try to give you a wet Willie while your sucking away. If you stop or come up for air, it's too late. He judged you.
My wife is a nut about locking the door even when it's not at all necessary. She just left to go to work and drop our daughter to her parents for a bit. I carried my daughter out in the car seat and got her strapped in. Walked back to the house and the door is locked. I ran back to try flag her down and did all but get run over and she didn't see me. So I'm sitting on the porch, locked out of the house because I didn't carry my keys for the 20 foot walk to the car.
I purchased a fancy wifi one and drains batteries like it’s going out of style. Has to be a better way.
Girl has been looking for her shoe for at least 25 minutes - how did you only lose one? - also I don't think she accessed more than maybe like 500 square ft of space while here, it would seem to be pretty easy to find unless she threw it out the window or something.
I have used the schlage model without wifi at two houses and have never changed a battery (2 years at 1 place and 1 at the other).
We had a keypad at our place in Amarillo, ran off of 4 AA’s. Changed batteries maybe once a year on it.
Don't have a garage but the other door is also locked. I do have a shaded porch though so I guess I'm just chilling until she bothers to look at her phone
I bought and installed this in November, put the fancy new supposedly long lasting Duracell batteries in it and it's showing to be 99% battery left on the app right now And it's our main entry point, so it gets locked and unlocked a few times a day. Works with alexa too. Which is nice. Smart Lock Fingerprint Door Lock,...
I've tested this with our point of sale systems and have never been able to successfully log in - have to imagine the technology is pretty similar on a doorknob.
Wifi is a battery drainer, I’m in the same boat. Ideally it would use zigbee or zwave since those use way less power, or just be “dumb” with no wireless connectivity.
Maybe that's why mine lasts so well It requires a separate hub/gateway thingy to connect it to the internets