Urban dictionary tells me. pavement princess A badass 4x4 truck that is usually lifted with huge tires (over 33") who's owner is too much of a pussy to take off road. Dude #1: "Check out that truck man! I would kill for that beast" Dude #2: "Yeah, that guy has never taken it off road." Dude #1: "What a fuckin' fag! I would never let that truck get called a pavement princess!" pavement princesssex a street-walking prostitute I was so horny. I spent some money on a pavement princess.
Guys wearing sleeveless jerseys to NBA games or pretty much any man ever going sleeveless in public Wearing NFL jersey to your bowling league All Boston/NE fans
I rarely drink any soft drinks but mountain dew is delicious and I fuck with them a few times a year I rarely smoke but smoking whilst drunk is delicious and I fuck with them a few times a year but doing either regularly I agree
Criminal record. Tit tattoos. Tramp stamps. Tattoos anywhere on face, neck, or head. Wearing pants, with or without a belt, below your asscrack. Wearing pajama bottoms anywhere outside of your home. Excessive piercings. Unnatural hair colors. Holding a conversation with someone that requires yelling down or across the street. Screaming at your kids in public. Taking your child into public when they're only wearing a diaper and shirt.
A friend brought me to Mullet Toss at Flora-Bama this weekend. This thread is hitting a little too close to home right now.